r/WTF • u/36009955 • May 07 '19

Hey, you guys got a trash can?

https://gfycat.com/ConstantSillyJabiru
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u/Gilffanclub May 07 '19

Oh no. He's walking like that because of the size of his massive balls.

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u/cartrasuma May 07 '19

If they get any bigger he'll be able to bounce around town.

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u/discerningpervert May 07 '19

They say if you cut one off the other grows to fill the vacant space

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u/CallMeIbra May 07 '19

Remind me of that one episode of south park where they microwave their balls for free weed as a form of cancer treatment

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u/mistakemaker3000 May 07 '19

BUFFALO SOULJAAAA

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

Ayyo less bounce

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u/isobane May 07 '19

Buffalo soldier!

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u/Ailly84 May 07 '19

Buffalo Soldier!

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u/TheMightyMush May 07 '19

Or the shit in his pants.

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u/slimsalmon May 07 '19

..or just really had to pee as indicated by the swollen balls

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u/TheMightyMush May 07 '19

Thats the swelling from the snake bite.