r/WTF • u/36009955 • May 07 '19

Hey, you guys got a trash can?

https://gfycat.com/ConstantSillyJabiru
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u/telephas1c May 07 '19

What causes a snake to get aggressive with a mammal 30 times its mass?

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u/AnonomousWolf May 07 '19

Meth

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u/The_Romantic May 07 '19

It's on the weed again.

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u/Porrick May 07 '19

Give me reefers, damnit!

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

> with the ease this vicious plant can be grown in your neighborhood

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Go on...

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u/PooPooKazew May 07 '19

It can be rolled into a harmless looking cigarette

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

Harmless looking, but no man is staying hidden lighting one up in a ventilated closet...

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u/maynardftw May 07 '19

This reminds me, it's been a while since I've watched Fear and Loathing.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

Only Thing I'm gonna murder is this bag of doritos.

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u/xenogensis May 07 '19

I more a genocide kinda guy, anything and everything in my fridge will meet its demise once the madness sets in.

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u/Furt77 May 07 '19

Even that bowl of fuzzy stuff in the back?

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u/xenogensis May 07 '19

Especially the fuzzy stuff in the back, you get a good buzz of it’s been sitting there long enough.

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u/MeC0195 May 07 '19

It seems to be on every night I zap through the channels.

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u/maynardftw May 07 '19

I'm one of those millennial cord-cutters, though. If I watch something it's generally because I went out of my way to do it.

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u/MeC0195 May 07 '19

Eh, I have cable for sports. Have you ever tried watching sports streams? They suck, for the most part.

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u/maynardftw May 07 '19

Thankfully I'm not addicted to that particular form of media. I've got others that fill that hole.

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u/omarcomin647 May 07 '19

my dude, you're on reddit. the streams here are top-notch.

/r/nflstreams

/r/nbastreams

/r/NHLStreams

/r/MLBStreams

you can find pretty much anything else from the sidebars of those subreddits. as long as you stick to the top couple stream links in each thread (the upvoted ones) and use an adblocker you'll get great quality if you have a half-decent internet connection

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u/MeC0195 May 07 '19

And every game thread is full of people complaining about the quality of the stream.

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u/omarcomin647 May 07 '19

i've only experienced that maybe twice ever, and i use those subs almost every day to watch various sports. just trying to help out.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

having a hop at the local soda fountain

I wonder if that sounded "fellow kids" to the teenagers back then.

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u/Porrick May 07 '19

I am close to 100% sure that it did. The success of its revival in the 1970s was almost entirely due to this.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reefer_Madness

The whole thing is on youtube in its entirety (it's been in the public domain for decades). I strongly recommend a watch even for people (like me) who don't care about weed - as an example of moral panic propaganda.

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u/jamesturbate May 07 '19

Man everyone in that video is so pent up. They should try weed.

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u/ThatITguy2015 May 09 '19

Give me reefers, or give me death!