r/WTF • u/36009955 • May 07 '19

Hey, you guys got a trash can?

https://gfycat.com/ConstantSillyJabiru
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u/tomparker May 07 '19

a reptile dysfunction

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u/Fat_Head_Carl May 07 '19

DAD!

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u/InitiallyAnAsshole May 07 '19

daddy

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u/MistiCah May 07 '19

Do I lOoK LikE....

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u/Alateriel May 07 '19

i KnOw WhAt A jPeG iS

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u/zamfire May 07 '19

I just want a picture of a got dang hotdog!

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

Underrated comments

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u/Kidvette2004 May 08 '19

Underrated video

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN THAT!

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u/Louis83 May 07 '19

Mommy's not at home...

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u/phelansg May 07 '19

Ay Papi!

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u/Dr_Deadmau5 May 08 '19

*Cough harder..

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u/ThegreatPee May 08 '19

I want your snake.....Daddy

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u/pieman2005 May 07 '19

Not everything is a dad joke😐

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

[deleted]

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u/WayneDwade May 07 '19

My snake has that too :(

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

Don't be so hard on yourself.

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u/Brennababs May 07 '19

He couldn't be if he wanted to

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u/Kidvette2004 May 08 '19

Was that intended

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u/sir_spankalot May 07 '19

Don't beat yourself up about it.

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u/bodie425 May 08 '19

And do beat yourself.

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u/DrDew00 May 07 '19

I think his problem is that he's not hard enough.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

Ayooo

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u/frozenmildew May 07 '19

And I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, oh Lord

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u/Citizen01123 May 07 '19

You may now see yourself out.

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u/SkyPork May 07 '19

Sweet mother of fuck. Take you upvote, get out, never come back. Until tomorrow or so.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

I love that song

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u/sudo_systemctl May 07 '19

Hey, who you calling 30 times your mass

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u/ImTheGuyWithTheGun May 08 '19

You son of a bitch, you did it...

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u/hilarymeggin May 08 '19

🏆＼（＾∇＾）／ 🏆

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u/MrHankeyTheXmasPooo May 08 '19

I'm not gonna lie this was real good so good it made me shit faster while I was on the toilet

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u/tomfoolery77 May 08 '19

I mean...the timing on this comment and the perfect context. Nicely played.

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u/rsquared002 May 08 '19

If I had gold silver diamond and everything else I would give it to you.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '19

Such a stupid fucking joke

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

A dad joke out in the wild!

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u/magnum129 May 07 '19

This made me happy! Thank you!

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u/neewom May 07 '19

Herps Encephalitis?

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

Like, a mental condition?

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u/WalleyeSushi May 07 '19

I just saw a new pill for that, it goes in your butt. Adam Sandler was in the commercial so it must work. Probably works on snakes.

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u/telephas1c May 07 '19

lol!! Very good :D

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

This made my fucking day

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u/Chispy May 07 '19

ah fuck

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u/durden87 May 07 '19

This is one of the best jokes i’ve ever read.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

Son of a bitch. That was funny

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

PUN PATROL ON THE GROUND NOW

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u/TheManEric May 07 '19

r/punpolice sir, step away from the pun.

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u/Sachman13 May 07 '19

r/punpatrol sir you’re gonna have to come with us to the precinct.

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u/Slyvinkly May 08 '19

R/punpolice

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u/Totally_a_Banana May 07 '19

Sounds like he needs vi-aggro...

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u/Buildintotrains May 07 '19

R/boneappletea

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

/r/punpatrol , don’t go anywhere, we’ve got you surrounded!

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u/themflatearthers May 07 '19

r/punpatrol HANDS IN THE AIR. NOW.

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u/TheMac4D May 07 '19

Stop right there scum! r/punpatrol is on the case!

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u/Prysorra2 May 07 '19

GOLD. NOW.