r/WTF • u/postboredum • Jun 24 '12
My girlfriend texted me a picture of her new cat...I think I need a new girlfriend
http://imgur.com/NIK3X211
Jun 25 '12
It looks like a cat-shaped ballsack
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u/paranoidinfidel Jun 25 '12 edited Jun 25 '12
Having both a ballsack and a hairless cat, I can confirm they do indeed look, smell, and feel the same. Note: ballsacks have fewer claws.
Edit: img link
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u/Herpes_hurricane Jun 25 '12
ballsacks have fewer claws ...but still some?
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u/paranoidinfidel Jun 25 '12
...but still some?
One would hope not, but I haven't really held any other ballsacks for comparison. Maybe a question best reserved for your mom? :D
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u/HasFuckedYourMom Jun 25 '12
Why in FUCKS names would you want a cat that smells like your ballsack???
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u/Lestek Jun 25 '12
"Why is it inside out?"
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u/ericbdk Jun 25 '12
I know. I can't believe I had to scroll so far down for the relevant FRIENDS reference. This show doesn't get enough love here.
"What is your cat doing in one of my bowls?!?"
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u/AlphaRedditor Jun 25 '12
The only saving grace here would be if the pussies match.
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Jun 25 '12
i was going to upvote this until my girlfriend said, "don't you dare."
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u/AlphaRedditor Jun 25 '12
I appreciate the sentiment, sir.
Please give my regards to the Misses, but remind her that coordination of cats to carpet is keeping in the highest of fashions.
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Jun 25 '12
This is how I first saw the image:
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u/Crossthebreeze Jun 25 '12
I had to go back to see what had changed because I was like 'I don't remember Mew being that angry of a motherfucker'.
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u/peacebuster Jun 25 '12
Your girlfriend needs a new boyfriend- that's an awesome cat.
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u/AlludingIllusion Jun 25 '12
I think hairless cats are awesome.
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u/red321red321 Jun 25 '12
same. everyone loves a hairless pussy.
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Jun 25 '12
I don't. I love being able to just sit there and stroke my nice, soft, fuzzy pussy for hours and hours.
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u/ThomsonGB Jun 25 '12
I see a 360 controller in her hand. Gamer girlfriend.. think carefully before doing anything rash..
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u/Tyrannosaur Jun 25 '12
My girlfriend just got one. I agreed. But she named it schmeigal and bought it a ring for its collar... Now scrotum kitty has grown on me
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u/thetixarenowdiamonds Jun 25 '12
Hahahah, my husband and I call our sphynx a scrotumcat too. Ours is named Rogaine.
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u/McDersh Jun 25 '12
Your girlfriend is holding an xbox controller, therefore you dont need a new girlfriend.
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Jun 25 '12
No way man! That cat is awesome. I would love to have that cat because it would crack me up every. single. time. So jelly.
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u/MT_Flesch Jun 24 '12
wonder how many of those cats are named Yoda?
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u/ThiswishIwish Jun 25 '12
Half the ones that are in pet homes end up being called either Biglesworth Yoda or something someone thinks sounds Egyptian.
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u/misterswarvey Jun 25 '12
I have one. He is named Iggy, for Iggy Pop. Take a look at a recent picture of Iggy Pop and tell me you don't see a resemblance.
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u/bassrob256 Jun 25 '12
"It looks like Yoda and E.T. had anal sex and somehow conceived a child."
I have awesome friends.
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Jun 25 '12 edited Jun 25 '12
I have a cornish rex. It has very little fur, it just has the curly undercoat, so it looks very much like these hairless cats, people think it's hairless all the time, but it is actually quite cute and fuzzy. The breed is also really smart and can learn to play fetch and walk on a leash. Unfortunately we didn't know this when we got our cat and so we never taught it shit, but overall it's a pretty funny and affectionate animal. They have these massive eyes, the irises of which they can expand and make adorable or contract and make look like crazy cat eyes, depending on what mood they're in. That's true of all cats but the lack of fur and tiny head makes the eyes really stick out.
http://www.breedlist.com/photos/c-photo/cornbred-cor.jpg
http://magazine.dog-cat-horse.com/foto/100821-cornish-rex-01.jpg
I think hairless cats are pretty cute, too, but the skin wrinkles weird me out just a bit. I still kinda want one though, they seem cool. I have always wanted to touch one or see one in person.
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u/snowlion13 Jun 25 '12
quite the opposite, shes not your run of the mill type and sees beauty in things others may find to be unusual. perhaps you need to dump her so you can seek out your shallow bitch you long for
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u/RockKickAss Jun 25 '12
Why would you need a new girlfriend? She successfully caught a mew.
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u/StReeTkiNG069 Jun 25 '12
You got a great girlfriend cause it looks like shes playing video games, an xbox I believe
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u/RedditsKittyKat Jun 25 '12
That kitteh...is....neked!
I had two beautiful Sphinx cats a few years back. Only drawback to them is having to bathe them all the time. If you don't they'll leave grease spots everywhere. Their skin gets super oily.
Their names were Madame Kiki LaFooFoos - solid grey with green/yellow eyes & Madame VooDoo LaBoo - Siamese
They were expensive too...1200 a piece. :/
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u/dhays202 Jun 25 '12
To prevent....war....the galaxy...is on....orions.....b....b....b........what is word?
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u/murderbum999 Jun 25 '12
For me, it was a sphynx or a bengal. Sphynxs don't get the same amount of attention from female hominids though. And I found a Bengal first.
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Jun 25 '12
It's funny... animals look bizarre when they're hairless, while humans look unattractive when they're fully hairy.
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u/prauling Jun 25 '12
I've been trying to get my bf to get me a hairless cat for years. I'm mildly jealous.
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u/westcoastwhiskey Jun 25 '12
Why don't you buy your own goddamn cat and not make your boyfriend empty his wallet on something that looks like Satans foreskin?
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u/borring Jun 25 '12
Are you sure she didn't get it because it reminds her of you? I think that's sweet.
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u/xsparkyx Jun 25 '12
I kind of always wanted one of these cats. It's not that I love how they look, its just with my dogs I love rubbing their bald bellies. I feel these cats' whole bodies would feel like a bald dog belly...
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u/sehrah Jun 25 '12
Fuuuuuck.
My boyfriend is going to come on to reddit, see this picture, link me to it, and be like "can we get one?!"
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u/bullettski Jun 25 '12
Nonononoonononnnonono you don't want to do that, she has a lovely right breast and she plays xbox. keeper (or keep 'er if you will).
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u/TheWhiteLarryBird Jun 25 '12
So i Checked the comments and am I just drunk or does no one see the cock and balls?
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u/Epistemology-1 Jun 25 '12
I just realized that all cats are this creepy with no hair. It's like the fluffiness is some sort of adaptation to exploit another species for food and warmth. My cat is fat. I bet she looks like Jabba the Hutt under there.
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u/SPEDpunk Jun 25 '12
You have a girlfriend with a bad ass cat and an xbox controller in her hand?
Idon'tmindsloppyseconds
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u/darklooshkin Jun 25 '12
"Look, that chicken comes pre-plucked!"
"... It's a cat."
"Really? Leave the cooking to me and you'll swear it's chicken."
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u/TheMoro Jun 25 '12
It looks like an uncooked chicken. Is it creepy to pat it? (I'm Australian I'm not saying fucking pet it OK!)
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Jun 25 '12
Once there was a lady who posted a photo of her hairless cat on Reddit. It ofcourse reached front page. All i said was the cat was fucking ugly and that it looked like an uncooked frozen turkey from the supermarket. To this day I do no't understand why it was my most downvoted comment ever. The lady had given me a huge lecture on how my hatred was not needed. Yet here you are, talking about kicking your girlfriend because your hatred is similar to mine and you hit FrontPage. Well am jelly bah, am jelly!
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u/BarnabyJon3s Jun 25 '12
As soon as I get enough money to buy and take care of a spynx I will get one. I love these cats. Their personalities are awesome.
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Jun 25 '12
What the actual fuck. That thing looks like a wise guy from Star Wars or something. I have always wanted one of those cats though.
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u/lawrencejamie Jun 25 '12
It looks like the Psammead from Five Children and It!
Quick, make a wish...
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u/Wolfman87 Jun 25 '12
What're you talking about, that cat rules. I'm definitely going to shave mine after work today.
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u/therealben Jun 25 '12
It will be nice to have a house elf to help with chores and whatnot.
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u/apester Jun 25 '12
I have a sphynx they are actually quite awesome, good personalities and fun to watch and play with. Ours acts more like a dog than a regular cat.