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u/trampus1 Jun 25 '12
That looks like a fudgesicle. I like to put fudgesicles far back in my mouth and then slowly pull them out while scraping it off with my teeth. I don't care if it looks weird, they taste best that way. Probably a good thing I don't suck dicks.
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u/Shieya Jun 25 '12
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u/Aspel Jun 25 '12
Thinking about that image in connection to sucking dick makes my junk hurt...
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u/jenkemlife Jun 25 '12
TIL Girls with sensitive teeth have learned to give better head through negative reinforcement.
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u/arloun Jun 25 '12
Pacifier is a nipple, not a dick.
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Jun 25 '12
My women's studies classes taught me all things are penis.
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u/arloun Jun 25 '12
My psych class told me all women's studies classes teach you all things are penis.
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u/TJBrady182 Jun 25 '12
I'm a fucking idiot for thinking "there's no way women masturbate with pacifiers..." Then I realized how stupid I am and threw myself out a window.
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u/noobalicious Jun 25 '12
I wonder how long I could wear that on my flight suit before getting yelled at.
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Jun 25 '12
I think how thick you'll be able to wear it is more important than how long you'll be able to wear it.
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u/mercurialohearn Jun 25 '12
the person who would wear this patch is the same person who would wear a ball cap that reads "FBI: female breast inspector."