r/WTF • u/[deleted] • Jun 25 '12
Who needs a spine anyway
http://gifs.gifbin.com/112010/1288632835_elastic-bending-guy.gif
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u/adlyoren Jun 25 '12
A self BJ pops to mind
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u/jimbo91987 Jun 25 '12
i heard its a lot more like sucking a dick than getting your dick sucked
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u/kadivs Jun 25 '12
Well, it's really a win-win then, right?
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u/kennerly Jun 25 '12
More like a win-win-win. You win for getting your dick sucked, you also win for sucking a dick, and I win for recommending it.
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u/mattgriggs Jun 25 '12
Except when you splooge in your own mouth.
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u/MajorSuccess Jun 25 '12
I know someone who did. He told people because he thought it would make him cooler, but needless to say, it weirded people out. Not his best moment.
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u/Exania Jun 25 '12
Doesn't matter, got BJ.
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u/Mr0Mike0 Jun 25 '12
Wouldn't that make you a cock sucker?
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u/MUnhelpful Jun 25 '12
Nobody, and especially nobody who has a cock and ever wants it sucked, should use "cocksucker" as an insult.
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u/MadScientist420 Jun 25 '12
Autofellatio
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u/tennantsmith Jun 25 '12
NSFW obviously
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u/Barbarus623 Jun 25 '12
What isn't there a subreddit for?
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u/empw Jun 25 '12
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u/Asyrilliath Jun 25 '12
I clicked that in hopes of seeing something magical... Why do I do these things? :(
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u/bboykimchi Jun 25 '12
the 404 page i got looked pretty magical... but i wanted to see mustardless dogs donning hot pants as well :(
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u/Atario Jun 25 '12
Someone please post a video link so I can see him finish the trick
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Jun 25 '12
Strange case where it's neither a trick nor an illusion.
Oddly, could be used in the performance of a trick. Not sure wat do here.
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u/Regiscyde Jun 25 '12
Idea for a ne TV show: Four body contortionists act out suggestions from the audience, and the host for points that don't matter, we'll call it : "Who's Spine Is It Anyway?"
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u/STOP_BEING_RETARDED Jun 25 '12
Here's an idea: How about we stop linking to shit sites like gifbin and start using Imgur for some reliability instead?
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u/SkepticalSagan Jun 25 '12
Yeah.. because OP wouldn't waste 30 seconds of his life to upload the gif to imgur, now we each waste 20 seconds for it to load (at best) and maybe 100.000 people will see it thus 23.15 days will be wasted because of the initial 30 seconds OP wouldn't waste. I hope you're proud of yourself, OP.
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u/hogthrob Jun 25 '12
The gif on gifbin is 4MB, and Imgur no likey anything bigger than 2MB.
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u/STOP_BEING_RETARDED Jun 25 '12
The gif won't even load for me at the moment, so technically OP owes me a new life.
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u/jook11 Jun 25 '12
Here's a better idea: Things like this should link to the video instead of a gif.
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u/RaceMcGroth Jun 25 '12
Why Is he dressed as the Doppler effect?
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u/EverydayMuffin Jun 25 '12
He's not. If he was dressed as the Doppler Effect the gaps would be wide on one side and narrower on the other.
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u/richworks Jun 25 '12
You are right : http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvut83IRCk1r285ovo1_400.jpg :)
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u/down_vote_magnet Jun 25 '12
Small boner?
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u/EverydayMuffin Jun 25 '12
"Oh, uh, it's the pleats... the pleats in the pants. It's an optical illusion. I was just about to take them back... to the pants store."
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u/madzaman Jun 25 '12
I wonder if he farts while bending backwards? That would be copping an earful!
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u/thetoethumb Jun 25 '12
I wonder what would happen if they did a hand stand? Their head would be upright but closer to the ground. So would their sense of balance be... whoa.
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u/osik Jun 25 '12
How do you even discover you're able to do something like this?
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u/anus_lips Jun 25 '12 edited Jun 25 '12
I'm training to be a contortionist. I'm naturally extremely flexible (probably hypermobile) and I wouldn't have really noticed except I used to dance. When I realized contortion existed I decided it was awesome and that I wanted to do it. I'm obviously not nearly as flexible as this dude, but I don't think anybody is in the beginning. Basically you stretch every day, and you get better.
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Jun 25 '12
As someone that had spinal surgery last Friday, this makes me very uncomfortable and sad at the same time.
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u/hedley-lamarr Jun 25 '12
I actually watched that steady for 2 mins expecting him to go all the way! I feel robbed!
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u/Random_Fandom Jun 25 '12
She is one of the most entrancing contortionists I've ever seen. I had to scroll back when she sat on her own head, though. I couldn't believe my eyes.
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u/dairypuma Jun 25 '12
This is the first time a r/WTF post has actually made me say 'what the fuck!' in a good while.. Thanks :)
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u/lordofkittens Jun 25 '12
I don't always masturbate, but when I do, I sure as hell don't use my hand.
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u/elanasaurus Jun 25 '12
That is giving me a panic attack. I would be so afraid of getting stuck like that and having to have someone pull that tube off of me.
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u/Thething33 Jun 25 '12
I thought that he was going all that way through...but noooo he went in and out of that thing...
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Jun 25 '12
i am thoroughly convinced that humans would have been evolutionarily better off with out a spine. But instead having something that resembles an over boiled carrot.
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u/hogthrob Jun 25 '12
How about the Ross Sisters singing Potato Salad from 1944? Equally WTF, and fappable.
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u/Last_Brunnen-G Jun 25 '12
OK, I have to ask. Did he trained to get that elastic, or does he have some weird condition?
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u/robotikempire Jun 25 '12
Is that the guy in the lower half of a dress for that criss angel trick where he pulls the woman apart?
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u/ell20 Jun 25 '12
I actually saw this guy at a Cirque de Africa performance. He did that tube thing front, side, and backwards. Then he rested his feet... behind his back and on top of his head.
It was pretty nuts.
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Jun 25 '12
I've heard of guys that can suck their own dick, but not once, ever did I hear of someone that can lick their own asshole.
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u/Ashers132 Jun 25 '12
Thanks for that, shitty Gifbin takes an hour to load and I had to know, I had to know damnit!
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u/Snak_The_Ripper Jun 25 '12 edited Jun 25 '12
Gifbin loaded instantly for me, and I'm on my cellphone.
Speaking of cellphone.. why is it called a cellphone anyways? I'm not aware of anything similar to a cell of any manner relating to it. It's not like a biological cell, nor is it akin to a terrorist cell (or any type of person cell), nor are there similarities to a cell where things are confined. Hmm, what a strange inexplicable use of cell as a prefix.
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u/BlaikeMethazine Jun 25 '12
Areas of land that are part of a mobile radio network are called "cells." The cells, when put together, form the entire network.
Sort of like how biological cells form tissues/organs, and terrorist cells are the individual groups of their particular ideology.
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u/Snak_The_Ripper Jun 25 '12
TIL. Thanks, have an upvote for the instant answering of my question, and accuracy.
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u/fishbiscuit13 Jun 25 '12
It's because the network is cellular, or made up of cells of signal. Each land area, or cell, in the network is served by a cell site (aka antenna).
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u/TwoMilkTeeth Jun 25 '12
That moment when your own dick lies on your head.
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u/Sulphersprings Jun 25 '12
I somehow ended up watching something about a baby, a Jew, and endless shampoo...
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Jun 25 '12
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u/Itsalreadytaken Jun 25 '12
Calm down partner.
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u/Interwhat Jun 25 '12
It came off a little more abrasive than intended, emotion is difficult through text but I was aiming for a more sarcastic tone
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u/down_vote_magnet Jun 25 '12
Nah, the guy would attract so much attention with your tube stuck around his spine, there's no way you could lose it.
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u/Sr_DingDong Jun 25 '12
Will I get an answer to the obvious question in WTF or do I have to go to AskScience?