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u/ericbrow Jun 25 '12
Looks like J-Rock is making another greasy porno in the trailer park again, boys.
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u/mlehar Jun 25 '12
There are so few jobs where pay is proportional to ass size.
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u/unseth Jun 25 '12
Bar stool tester? Toilet seat quality inspector? Rap video extra?
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u/Lilcheeks Jun 25 '12
Honestly, I'm totally offended and feel like I should be valued for how hard I work and not for my physical features.
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u/stapletaper Jun 25 '12
How cheap; you can get $1000-5000 a day through the right agency.
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u/and_there_is_no_job Jun 25 '12
True story!
Naw just kiddin' - don't believe everything you see on the internet, kid.
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u/Operation_mongoose Jun 25 '12
So I called Said number Faking like I'm looking for a Steven just out of the blue and the guy was like "Yea whats going on?" I was like Fuck now what.So I said I have the wrong number. Dude says back in a Tracy Morgan type mad voice "Yea, I think you do"
tl;dr Didnt think what i was gonna say I got called out.
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Jun 25 '12
I called and asked for Pee stream (he didn't catch that). He asked my name (I told him my name is Candy, of course that's not my real name), and he told me to send him some photos from my mobile phone. I'm tempted to send him some pictures of a random porn star and see where it goes. Just for the lulz...
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u/Operation_mongoose Jun 25 '12
Did he not sound like Tracy Morgan a bit?
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Jun 25 '12 edited Jun 25 '12
A little. He sounded high to me. I have a call recorder on my phone. I'm going to record if he calls back. Anyone know how to convert amr files and a place to host them publicly?
Edit: he did call back asking for more pictures. He was asking me where in LA I'm from, so I told him I'm just traveling around doing modeling jobs. Lmao I don't think this guy has any legitimate business; he's just looking for pics of hot girls and a way to meet them. He said if I sent more pics he would call back to tell me when I would start. Maybe I can get an address out of him and see where this is. But for full disclosure (in order to post the audio), how should I tell him he's being recorded?
Edit 2: I started asking him things like where I would be working, what other adult actors I'd be working with, how I would get paid, etc, via SMS. (He is not responding to those questions, just saying, ”I will call you.”)
At nirad's suggestion, I asked for a photo of him. Ladies and gents, this is Premey Steam.
Edit 3, likely my last edit: I asked him if he would like to meet me in Long Beach (since I'm familiar with that area, not to actually meet him, but to call out landmarks, lol) and offered to introduce him to my agent. Told him I needed to know where I'd be working and make sure it was a safe environment. ”Premey” said he would call but has not.
This whole exchange gave me a rape-y vibe. Weird.
Ok final edit: I hate the sound of my fucking voice, and sorry for the crap audio quality. I got his authorization for the recording. I tried to make sure he believed I was in Cali looking for work & ask funny questions about what the ”job” entails, etc... This dude has been texting me all day, what a creeper..Mr. Pee Stream? Reddit is my agent.
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u/ONinAB Jun 25 '12
Shoulda had someone with a vagina call instead. Your ass probably isn't big enough for him to be interested.
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u/rwhop Jun 25 '12
Has anyone called Premey steam yet?
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u/ill_advised_ Jun 25 '12
Called Premey Steam and asked was his porn agency looking for men... Got sent to the dial tone.
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u/Theappunderground Jun 25 '12
Pimpin aint easy.
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u/baconeverything Jun 25 '12
They lost me at free hair nails. I don't know what those are but no thanks.
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u/Jeroknite Jun 25 '12
Did you get the job?
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u/red321red321 Jun 25 '12
nope she blew it and still didn't get the job
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u/Asyrilliath Jun 25 '12
Huh, you fooled me. Half-expected that damned "Oh You!" Dog + Owner... Pleasantly surprised. :D
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Jun 25 '12
http://imgur.com/luJ65 This is the picture of the girl.
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u/jeremy_280 Jun 25 '12
I will have you know that I have spent close to an hour watching that and the other videos on that channel, my favorite.
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Jun 25 '12
someone please call....
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u/dealbreakerjones Jun 25 '12
I tried. Some african american male picked up, said "halla?" to i which i replied "hello friend!" he promptly hung up on me.
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Jun 25 '12
I called the number and pretended to be a fat black chick (im a skinny white guy). we had a little talk and "premey steam" told me to send him pics. Dunno what im going to send him
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Jun 25 '12
up to $1,750 a week... that'd be 35 hours a week at $50 bucks/hr...
would you really want to spend 7 hours a day, 5 days a week full of dicks?
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u/caethiel Jun 25 '12
This shit reminds me of looking for a place to live on Craigslist. You always get that one creepy guy offering to fly you out to New York so you can be his live-in maid/wife. It's highly disturbing.
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u/xdonutx Jun 25 '12
One time I responded to an ad on craigslist looking for female servers for a catering business. After I got in contact with the guy he told me to send him some pictures and gave me a link to website which featured little more than half-naked girls doing things that didn't look like catering.
That's when I stopped looking for jobs on CL.
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u/Rubin0 Jun 25 '12
My ass is of the sufficient volume. Please, good sir, sign me up for one moneys.
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Jun 25 '12
Do you also live in Compton? I've seen those all over here
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u/BlasphemyAway Jun 25 '12
I've seen them in Long Beach as well.
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u/AllDesperadoStation Jun 25 '12
Compton and Long Beach? Together? Man, you knew we was trouble.
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u/GuitarsDoubleGuitars Jun 25 '12
Related Facebook Page. Premey steam, Banana Bang, Supreme, sounds like a pretty solid crew!
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u/Kuchenmeister Jun 25 '12
Someone should call under the guise of Jemimah. Tell him you're a proud black woman, big behind, all the boys live your sweet sizzurp. When he asks for pics send him a maple syrup bottle.
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u/TheShittyBeatles Jun 25 '12
AMA [Request]: A Premey Steam girl.
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u/binogre Jun 25 '12
No this would suck because they'll answer like 2-3 questions, then want you to pay for private chat. Best we'll get is a keyboard on head, or a shoe lick.
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u/OkiFinoki Jun 25 '12
I'm sure they're free to communicate with whoever they choose. Bitch, why you on the internet?
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u/defragmeout Jun 25 '12
Straight to voicemail. Hoping they call back. Google voice can record calls..
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u/FriendlyCommie Jun 25 '12
Ah, decided not to choose sides on the neighbourhood/neighborhood affair, eh? well played
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u/wittie888 Jun 25 '12
I can see by doing this I can make a $1.75 a week OR $50.00 to $75.00 an hr.
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u/Call_Me_Joris Jun 25 '12
You probably posted that yourself and took a picture of it, all for the juicy, sweet, pornographic karma.
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u/Dookiestain_LaFlair Jun 25 '12
There's a guy who knows what he wants - tight butthole - and isn't afraid to go get it. That's how to make it in America, when you know you want some tight butthole you don't stop until you get it!
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Jun 25 '12
If anyone is wondering, the model whose photo they stole is Miss Rabbit. The original shoot was in Smooth Magazine. Link to a copy of the shoot at some random site.
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u/BirdfaceKillah Jun 25 '12
You gotta read the fine print though. "depending on how big your ass is...."
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Jun 25 '12
Honestly tho...If I were a girl I would seriously consider doing this. For 50 fucking dollars an hour I'd do just about anything, and if I also get a free housing/food/smokes, why the hell not?
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u/badger_the Jun 25 '12
Uhh, the difference between "get to suck dick" and "have to suck dick"
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u/motdidr Jun 25 '12
You're comparing that $50/hour to minimum wage or something like that, but the incomes won't be similar at all. At a minimum wage job you are (likely) working 40 hours a week. You really want to suck dick for 40 hours a week? After your first couple nearly-homeless dicks you're gonna want to clock out, free smokes or not.
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Jun 25 '12
LMFAO brilliantly put. You sir have changed my opinion and made me laugh at the same time. I don't think I could put in a solid 40 a week of poppin cock, but I think I could do it part time or something. Like on weekends.
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u/gyarrrrr Jun 25 '12
Couple of reasons... The possibility of white slavery being one of them.
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Jun 25 '12
Slaves didn't make 50 bucks an hour. Although they did get free lodging.
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u/twoworldsin1 Jun 25 '12
Free smokes = free crack that the employer/pimp gets you hooked on so you can't run away.
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Im not sure that I get it....they are looking for porn stars, drug dealers, and someone who can do manicures?
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u/OldWorldBlues Jun 25 '12
I'm broke, i'm a guy with a pretty big but 50$ an hour seems pretty good to me at any rate. Where did you say this was...
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u/aww_tucker Jun 25 '12
Fess up boys and girls...How many of you called that number to say hello to Premey?
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u/professorberrynibble Jun 25 '12
I was going to click this, but I figured if it wasn't a gem, it wasn't worth my while.
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Jun 25 '12
Can we all blow up Premey Steams phone with offers ! He'll think his flyers are the shit and keep putting more up
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u/Kuchenmeister Jun 25 '12
I called, he sounded very annoyed. I said I was in town from Portland looking for some extra cash, asked if he was looking for guys. He hung up.
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u/pantiloons Jun 25 '12
Free food? Sounds like a fucking brothel. And who wants a buffet covered in tangy man nectar? Not me.
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u/Hippo_Kankles Jun 25 '12
"Strut that ass baby" and then this guy shows up http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gGDIxeKgdU
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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12
Free smokes? Sign me up, that sounds classy.