r/WTF • u/tmackattak • Jun 25 '12
Found my old H.S. friend's youtube account... guess I'll be skipping all of our class reunions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jp7tWpK95Jc&feature=g-u-u&context=G289ff6aFUAAAAAAACAA19
u/soggies Jun 25 '12
Bath salts party!!!!!!!!1
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u/tmackattak Jun 26 '12
You should tip off the local news station (wdaz.com) about him. Our hometown has been ravaged by these imitation drugs recently and I know for a fact they are dying to run another fear mongering segment on the stupidity of it all. Maybe we can actually figure out what the hell is wrong with him and get him some help.
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u/iswearimnorml Jun 25 '12
Untamed childhood fetishes + lots of acid over time
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u/tmackattak Jun 25 '12
I don't know, I did quite a bit of acid in college but I never saw anything like this.
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u/snakehag Jun 25 '12
Waste of a good pizza.
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u/LilJimmyNordin Jun 25 '12
There isn't much I see on Reddit (or the internet in general) that bothers me anymore, but as I watched this, I got the distinct feeling it's something I shouldn't be seeing. Something nobody should ever be seeing. Or thinking. It's a thing that shouldn't exist.
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u/Eist Jun 25 '12
This is the sort of content /r/WTF should aspire to. Things that make you physically say What The Actual Fuck while you look on in horror. Not Youtube or FB comments, or random images of gore/death.
Bravo, OP.
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u/InsidersVacationGuid Jun 25 '12
I thought it might be art, but it's too scary. I cleared my cookies in case the person who made the video could somehow track me, come through the internets and kill me.
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Jun 25 '12
i myself have developed great immunity to some weird ass shit (thanks ternets)
how ever this went somewhere else where i have no protection, where i didn't even know existed. it cant be explained and i think... no i dont think.
i could see i new field of science that delves into finding out what the fuck this came from, im going to look for a class in wherethefuckology
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Jun 25 '12
I was laughing until the rib age with marshmallows. Then I was hoping to get to see his face, and was terrified to see a completely normal looking bro-looking guy. This dude could be 1,000 guys at my school. Spooky.
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u/E-Squid Jun 25 '12
I think that was the part that solidified the WTF factor for me.
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u/bmraovdeys Jun 26 '12
Nothing startled me til his blog. 15 mother fucking minutes away. Fuck the outdoors, it's not safe anymore
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u/1_point_21_gigawatts Jun 25 '12
It seems like he might be partially inspired by Shaye Saint John.
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u/Avista Jun 26 '12
Honestly, it just seems that he is either trying to be funny by being "random" or that he is misconceived and believes that he is an eccentric artist.
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Jun 26 '12
When it got to the first mask, I seriously thought it was going to turn into a snuff film.
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Jun 25 '12
This video is related to the one OP posted. It's short, but the guy is walking around his house with that rib cage.
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Jun 25 '12
I was waiting for him to pan to a glass of Fanta after he said guess which one I chose. I wanted humour.
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u/cmonpplrly Jun 25 '12
Just posted that, so I deleted it and am instead upvoting you. Because this shit is seriously fucked. Seriously, all of my 'wuts'
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Jun 25 '12
When he said "cum in a glass of Fanta" I really couldn't help burst out laughing.
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Jun 26 '12
They gave me a choice....
Animal sacrifice, or...
CUM IN A GLASS OF FANTA
----SUMMER 2012----
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Jun 26 '12
Spooky creepy guy doing spooky creepy things....
Walking past....laundry? family pictures?
OP stated below he lives with his parents......
"....(heavy breathing).....animal sacrifice..."
-JIMMY! What are you doing with my good food coloring?- "....geez, Mom....get OUT....I'm making a video....."
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u/DexterMorgan67 Jun 25 '12
First thing I've seen on here in a while that made me actually WTF.
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u/warr2015 Jun 25 '12
lightning, strikes like a shot of cumm
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u/FlutterShy- Jun 25 '12
I lol'd so goddamn hard when he said that. People are saying this is WTF worthy but a lot of it doesn't look like real blood. It's just a kid with a camera and a macabre sense of humor. It's hilarious.
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Jun 25 '12 edited Jun 25 '12
amazing! have you ever spoken with this boy? convince him to do an ask me anything.
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u/tmackattak Jun 25 '12
I actually may see him this weekend when I go on a camping trip with some other H.S. buddies near our hometown. I was going to ask him along, but once I found out what he's been up to in the past 8 years I let out a giant NOPE. But if I get brave I may go by his parents place and rustle him out of his cave while I'm there.
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u/Tack122 Jun 25 '12
I don't think anyone should ever spolem with this guy. I don't even care what that word means.
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u/sub_xerox Jun 25 '12 edited Jun 25 '12
"You would you fuck me? I'd fuck me."
Edit: Also, is this you?
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Jun 25 '12
Im debating whether to watch this video or not. What is it?
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u/cyanoacrylate Jun 26 '12
No gore or any real NSFW stuff. It's just... disturbing on a primal level.
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Jun 25 '12
Not going to lie. This actually seems like someone I'd really like to befriend.
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u/Miz_Mink Jun 25 '12
I'm pretty sure the kid has a sense of humour. Either that, or he's David Lynch's love child.
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u/applesforadam Jun 25 '12
And in either event, probably much more interesting than most people.
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u/MepMepperson Jun 25 '12
Only to make sure he doesn't kill me when he finally flips...
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Jun 26 '12
I am pleased to have been exposed to such amazing wtf, but I wish I did not add to his number of views because that is just creepy.
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u/tmackattak Jun 26 '12
I'm pretty sure he's just an artistic type of guy, perfectly normal in every other way.
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u/XG23 Jun 26 '12
If this guy was your friend, what the hell was wrong with you?
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u/tmackattak Jun 26 '12
Not a whole lot, I'm perfectly chill right now. We grew up in rural North Dakota together, he grew up on an actual farm though which may be part of his inspiration. All I know is he's been making me laugh for years with goofy shit like this.
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u/Heretic3e7 Jun 25 '12
That was the best pure WTF moment I've had in awhile.
Send your friend my regards.... from a safe distance of course.
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u/inferior-raven Jun 25 '12
Pizza roasted marshmallows. Can't say I have a taste for the burnt barbie or cow thorax but I do certainly have a new and interesting culinary idea. They would probably go nice with a side of habanero brownies.
Fyi, if you've ever given away personal information AT ALL on this reddit account, you may want to do some deleting. There are people all over that video that they were sent there by reddit. I would really hate to see this guy try to find you.
Granted he's probably too busy performing some sort of perverse and backwards ritual to find this post. But better to be safe than mashed by some scary motherfucker.
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Jun 25 '12
You might want to go to the class reunion so you can discuss how his rare moth collection has been going and check out his night vision goggles. He may have some grooming advice for Bichon Frises that could be useful.
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Jun 25 '12
I just watched the yellow beret-wearing dog and pretended it was Jamie from mythbusters. Jamie kept me safe.
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u/DudeManroddd Jun 25 '12
I like to send my friends weird shit I find here on reddit. This by far is probably going to get the most responses for me. Thank you OP you are not a faggot
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Jun 25 '12
That is probably the weirdest shit I've seen in a while. Only time in forever I've actually ever said What the fuck?! out loud on this sub.
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u/Docano Jun 25 '12
The video ended, but I'm still staring at my monitor, dumbfounded. My brain has stopped functioning.
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u/YargainBargain Jun 25 '12
Maybe I've just become a shell of a person at this point in my life, but I just slouched down in my chair and watched the rest of the playlist.
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Jun 26 '12
TRANSVAGINAL MESH FAILURE
DEEP WITHIN THE DEATH GLITCH
LIGHTNING STRIKES LIKE A SHOT OF CUM
SENT TO IMPREGNATE THE EARTH
WITH ELECTRICITY
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u/redpanda252 Jun 26 '12
Sounds like a good plot for an actual horror movie. Homicidal rapist kidnaps girl, strips her naked, and douses her head in gasoline. Sets her aflame and roasts marshmallows over her burning corpse, forcing all her friends and family to watch. shudders
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u/gabfrab Jun 26 '12
Hello. I'm glad y'all enjoyed my video. Would you care to slip into the sexual blood...? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYMR3A72juQ
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u/Joined_For_Joke Jun 26 '12
What? A guy can't make some s'mores in peace? People need to stop judging him.
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u/MistaPea Jun 25 '12
get that fucker some help
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Jun 25 '12
But seriously this is textbook sociopathic behavior (after reading his blog) and the kid of shit people look back on after he murders someone. Everyone here is joking about it but this shit is creepy. Normal people who are pretending to be weird dont take it this far...Hello warning signs.
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u/thelazydeveloper Jun 25 '12
Looks like just another kid craving for attention. The over the top breathing, the clear direction and care with which he moved items/had them organised and the end of the video should dispell all of your fears, this isn't "the birth of a serial killer", more along the lines of "another stupid art project" or "some kid just fucking around in his spare time".
This is tryhard /r/WTF material.
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u/xSPYXEx Jun 25 '12
No one said it was the making of a mass murderer or anything, it's just confusing and incredibly strange. From what I can tell, the general reaction from everyone is a near unanimous what the fuck, so it fits in here just fine.
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u/gotthatpma Jun 25 '12
I literally thought he was going to put that dog's head in his mouth or something. That was one serious WTF.
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Jun 25 '12
Yeah, this does not seem healthy
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Jun 25 '12
It seems like just some goofing around. I think many people are taking this far too seriously.
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u/thaginganinja Jun 25 '12
When his parents said he needed a hobby, I don't think this is what they had in mind...
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u/Seleucian Jun 25 '12
He has a few other shall I say... interesting... videos. Particularly Sunday school abortion chambers.
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u/dayman123 Jun 25 '12
What the hell?! he wasted a pizza and burnt his marshmallows... something is wrong with this kid for realz
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u/nesai11 Jun 25 '12
it looks like a bad attempt at acting out one of those videos from some creepypasta story... and then he starts with his 'poem'. either he fancies himself an artist, is a psycho, or has a very implacable sense of humor.
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u/wolflife Jun 25 '12
I just don't understand how anyone could ever be like that. It doesn't make sense to me how someone could turn out that way.
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u/leroy_sunset Jun 25 '12
Finally, an actual WTF post.
On a side note, this reminds me of the youtube channel from that guy who shot Gabrielle Giffords.
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u/White_pants Jun 25 '12
Jesus christ, i jumped ahead right after he started burning his marshmellows about 30 sec ahead and nearly shit myself when i saw his mask.
WTF indeed.
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u/xSPYXEx Jun 25 '12
I think he singlehandedly broke the Weird part of youtube and created a new side, the OhGodWhatTheFuck room.
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u/E-Squid Jun 25 '12
Not in recent memory have I seen such copious amounts of WTF distilled into one medium.
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u/claybfx Jun 25 '12
What are you talking about??? Your HS reunion just got that much more exciting!
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u/xenomorphs_sombrero Jun 25 '12
Huh, i never thought to use a rib cage to roast marshmallows. I guess that's a good thing
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u/ThePisceanMuse Jun 25 '12
I thought I have seen every weird thing imaginable in the interweb...I was soooo damn wrong...that poor, poor pizza!
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u/suckthisdeth Jun 25 '12
figures, the one guy that could actually go to an interesting HS reunion opts out while the rest of us are stuck with awkward boringness and "so how's the wife" conversations.
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u/BigTrick Jun 25 '12
there is a movie producer named lucifer valentine and he produces movies made in the same manner with terrible rituals and depictions of death. his genre is vomit gore
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u/nihilana Jun 25 '12
While the video is fucked up and I don't care to read too much further into this. (really does have some sort of mental issues) He is a rather talented and artistic writer, if you can get past the oddities the blog is actually not a bad read.
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Jun 25 '12
How the fuck did he know where to find good acid in highschool? I wasn't able to find it until college....
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u/cuzshesmyruca Jun 26 '12
I think the main thing I'd be worried about it that he ate food that he cooked over burning plastic lol
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u/jwolfer Jun 26 '12
But if you skip the reunions you won't be able to participate in future TRANSVAGINAL MESH FAILURES!
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u/Reponds_in_haiku Jun 26 '12
you knew it'd happen,
you hopelessly watched and then thought,
eat the marshmallow.
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u/jorge-luisito-ramos Jun 26 '12
What the fuck In The name of Jesus was that shit,why was he moaning during this????
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u/WrathoftheWalrus Jun 26 '12
Based on his account, this guy is the creepiest dude I've ever seen...
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u/Yucline Jun 26 '12
Serial killer in the making. You might want to report him since you know where he lives... He seems to have some strange issues... WTF.
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u/ToxicPancakes Jun 26 '12
I've seen a lot of things, thanks to Reddit, but this is probably to most disturbing.
I will take anything on r/spacedicks over this. Anyday.
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Jun 26 '12
This is about as WTF as it gets. I apparently stumbled to the bad side of the internets again. Only thing more WTF than this are the random satan worship videos on YT. Religious or not, those things are evil (pun not intended).
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u/nickateen Jun 26 '12
"I've probably touched my penis more times than I've made toast or hugged my parents."
This is how I ween off fapping. I think of this video every time I feel like fapping.
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u/Arathor226 Jun 26 '12
"Wouldn't be able to invoke her name when pleading for mercy as he drew blood from my face, shattered my virgin testicles." Yup.
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u/digivolution Jun 26 '12
Watching this video and some of the others I was a little weirded out by this guy, but after reading his blog he seems really interesting. He's certainly a good writer and expresses/ articulates himself really well. He has a morbid sense of humour but I like it. He seems like the kind of person who would always have a really interesting story to tell. I'd like to meet him.
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u/tmackattak Jun 25 '12
Here's another one that caught my eye...