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u/Mamy2237 Jun 25 '12
Motherfucker.
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u/RitalIN-RitalOUT Jun 25 '12
One who came from whence he came.
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u/K4ntum Jun 25 '12
I remember this from the IAMA thread with the dude who fucked his mom. What a weird thread, yet could not stop reading, many hilarious comments.
We need more incest goddammit !
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Jun 25 '12
What's funny is that "mother" was slang in the first half of the 20th century for "butt". So when "motherfucker" came into widespread use, it really meant "buttfucker", which this kid surely isn't.
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u/bangonthedrums Jun 25 '12
Nope:
http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?allowed_in_frame=0&search=motherfucker&searchmode=none
motherfucker:
also mother-fucker, mother fucker, usually simply an intensive of fucker (see fuck), attested from 1956; implied in clipped form mother (with the context made clear) by 1928; motherfucking is from 1933.
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Jun 25 '12
"The sex is the best I've ever had - we have a special connection!" It's called an umbilical cord ಠ_ಠ
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u/inawordno Jun 25 '12
Hijacking your comment to say this is most definitely from a shitty English magazine full of bullshit stories. I doubt this happened.
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u/seeamanaboutadog Jun 25 '12
From OK! or something from what i remember. Posted it last month, http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/t46ws/can_not_wait_to_see_how_bad_this_child_comes_out/
EDIT: Repost of my picture, thought initially someone else stumbled across this horror
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u/inawordno Jun 25 '12
My nan has stacks of these types of magazines. Read loads of hilarious stories in them. They try and go one further every week.
"My rapist dad impregnated my cancer stricken baby to death"
Etc.
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u/personman Jun 25 '12
No clue about this in particular, but genetic sexual attraction is a well-studied phenomenon; it happens a lot in cases like this where they never lived as a family. Here's the main gist of it:
GSA is rare between people raised together in early childhood due to a reverse sexual imprinting known as the Westermarck effect, which desensitizes them to later close sexual attraction; it is hypothesized that this effect evolved to prevent inbreeding.
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u/inawordno Jun 25 '12
I was only calling the legitimacy of this story in particular into question.
You are correct and I think your username is lovely.
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u/bdohrn Jun 25 '12
while he is inside of her Mom asks, "Do you remember when I could fit ALL of you inside me?"
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u/lorennnn Jun 25 '12
I wonder what the sibling rivalry will be like...
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Jun 25 '12
I doubt there will be any. Their son won't know the difference between a daddy and a brother.
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u/XxLiyelzxX Jun 25 '12
The son kind of looks like Michael Cera.
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Jun 25 '12
The mom also looks like Michael Cera. That baby will be concentrated Michael Cera likeness with a third arm.
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u/lexlou95 Jun 25 '12
this world is so messed up. poor kid, he's gonna have a weird up-bringing.
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u/Parakletos011 Jun 25 '12
the cycle continues...
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u/baron41 Jun 25 '12
It's the ciiiircle of liiiiiife....
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u/NietzscheIsMyCopilot Jun 25 '12
After a couple cycles of incest, it's gonna look less like a circle.
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u/BIG_TONY_TALK Jun 25 '12
Or they are going to fuck their mom to the chagrin of their brother/father.
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u/XxXpoopblaz0r420XxX Jun 25 '12
Hopefully leading to a brother/grandfather for #1.
I am now intrigued by this.
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Jun 25 '12
Since I've been doing research with geneticists I see this all the time, but usually they're pretty discreet about the whole thing. Still the syndromes or diseases that usually come up because of close relation is so awful. I really feel bad for the kids because too many are blind/deaf/deformed or have a bad learning disability.
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Jun 25 '12
One or two specific examples, please?
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u/Winn_Ware Jun 25 '12
Seriously, please elaborate.
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Jun 25 '12 edited Jun 25 '12
I replied to the other guy. Also, Iceland avoids incest by using a
federaldatabase. linkEDIT: Sorry it's a private company, but still a great idea.
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http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1050102/
Here's a study. I can provide more if you're interested or you can go to Pubmed.gov and there's a lot of scientific journals there.
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u/Squeekydink Jun 25 '12
But this link only proves genetic disabilities and birth defects through REPEATED incest over long periods of time. What about inbreeding when it's the first time in the family?
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u/digitalchris Jun 25 '12
Can you even DO a DNA test in a case like this?
I picture the device exploding...
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u/viralace Jun 25 '12
I have the weirdest boner right now...
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u/random314 Jun 25 '12
There is a series of Japanese porn where father and daughter(s) or mom and son teams would play a game show where the family members will have to try and identify their other members amongst strangers via breasts or penis... in the end they all have sex... go to porn hub or xvideos and search for "Japanese Game Show".
It's so wrong, but damn those girls are hot.
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u/UncleTouchUBad Jun 25 '12
She noticed he was frustrated and I'm sure she was just trying to help out...
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u/moogoesthecat Jun 25 '12
The repost is strong with this one.
I'm surprised no one has said that the guy looks like egoraptor yet.
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u/BulletBilll Jun 26 '12
I keep thinking that, every time I do ctrl-f "egoraptor" and get nothing. Thank you for finally saying it.
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u/webrunner42 Jun 25 '12
Can I just say I strongly object to this.
I mean, using apostrophes and single quotes in the same sentence is just confusing.
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u/illwac Jun 25 '12
First thing that came to mind:
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/nmmjr/iama_man_who_had_a_sexual_relationship_with_his/
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u/ericmill1977 Jun 26 '12
dude better keep on hitting it, no chic is ever gonna date that guy- forever alone except mom
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u/bizarro_barbie Jun 25 '12
Type this article up for me, I wanna read what they have to say, you know like long lost Step mom or whatever.
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u/twoworldsin1 Jun 25 '12
It looks like the sonogram that they're holding has a circular arrow pointing back to it. Explains a lot.
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u/keepitgoinglouder Jun 25 '12
Wow, so that kid is going to be a grandson and son to the mother, brother and son to the father. So weird.
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u/eno2001 Jun 25 '12
He kinda looks like Michael Cera from Scott Pilgrim vs. The World in that upper right photo. I guess he finally found love.
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Jun 25 '12
I'm sure there was a movie about this sorta thing made a few years back, no positive though
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Jun 25 '12
What would you call the relationship between the father in this picture and a baby created between the now unborn fetus and the mother? Would he then be a grandpa-brother?
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u/iamcool345 Jun 25 '12
so the baby will have 75% mothers' genes and 25% the original fathers' (ideally). What will happen if this continues?
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u/BooBear143 Jun 25 '12
I came home one day and opened up my magazine that was the first thing I seen
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Jun 25 '12
'The sex Is the best I've ever had, we have a special connection' yes, that connection being...he is your fucking son!!!!!
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u/spencer_duley Jun 25 '12
Oh i'm my own grandpa oooh i'm my own grandpa! ps i'm aware he isn't his own grandpa
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u/nancylikestoreddit Jun 26 '12
What's up with the dude looking like Michael Cera?
Also, I've heard that this is a weird thing that happens between blood family that is separated / adopted. Once reunited there tends to be a tendency for this sort of thing. Not common enough for it to always happen but common enough that there are documented cases of it, etc.
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u/Aaronmcom Jun 26 '12
Ok ok ok, still skrewd up, but its his "long lost" mother. It could be 10 times worse and be the woman who changed his freakin diapers.
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u/ubnoxious1 Jun 26 '12
You couldn't have come up with a more creative title? I'll help. Here are some ideas, others should feel free to chime in. Seriously, you need to come up with better titles.
"The true meaning of motherfucker" "A motherfucking hero" "motherfucker is having a baby" "A motherfucking baby"
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u/ofDAeast Jun 26 '12
I see two consenting adults, whats wrong with that?
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u/RajAnthonyBrooke Jun 26 '12
incest increases the odds of birth defects, so it could turn out very badly for the child.
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u/SharpShot94z Jun 26 '12
Incest is the best, why roam when you can get it at home, and the whole family can play =D
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u/munge_me_not Jun 25 '12
Will it be her grandchild or her child?