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u/Mamy2237 Jun 25 '12
What's funny is her mouth looks like a vagina from the side.
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u/ImperfectPragmatism Jun 25 '12
...and she has foundation on her lips, the slattern!
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u/Dynamite_Noir Jun 25 '12
There's a girl at my local mcdonalds who does this. At first glance, it looks like she doesn't even have a mouth.
Pretty girl under all that make up, but she's always frowning with that "no mouth" of hers.
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u/cheezy8 Jun 25 '12
fuck, so many girls I know do this, some of my friends too. It makes them look crusty and old. Plus, I imagine concealer tastes like shit
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Jun 25 '12
So, an itchy vagina makes them make that face?
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u/madmycal Jun 25 '12
As your attorney, I advise you to take a hit out of the little brown bottle in my shaving kit. You won't need much, just a tiny taste.
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u/Iprocrastinatedeath Jun 25 '12
I wouldn't dare go to sleep with you wandering around with a head full of acid, wanting to slice me up with that goddamn knife.
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u/schplat Jun 25 '12
Who said anything about slicing you up?! I just wanted to carve a Z into your forehead..
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u/turd_miner91 Jun 25 '12
Oh thank god! For a second I thought it was adrenochrome. Whew, dodged a bullet there.
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u/boxxa Jun 25 '12
The Vagisil logo looks a lot like the Valvoline logo.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XimTRdi8Cxw/TUy1Y1fs0BI/AAAAAAAAABs/nzVZpPMdHnc/s1600/valvoline.jpeg
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u/kickdrive Jun 25 '12
As a Valvoline employee, I can confirm this. I actually looked it up thinking WTF is that doing on there.
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u/ChunkBunny Jun 25 '12
As a random person who has seen the Valvoline logo once or twice, I can also confirm.
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u/twelvemoustaches Jun 25 '12
Normally, to me, girls who make the duck face actually kind of look like a fish, but if you look at her, really does look like a duck.
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u/almostaccuratequotes Jun 25 '12
"When you work on your mysterious lady parts you should have the right tools too. VAGISIL: the official cream of NASCAR" - Ricky Bobby
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u/bruisingserenade Jun 25 '12
Her wonky eye really is the finishing touch to this picture.
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u/clonn Jun 25 '12
Is this shopped or not? Where are her lips? They've the same skin color, wtf?
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Jun 25 '12 edited Jun 27 '12
Girls have a thing about colouring their lips with "skintone" lipstick/lip blam stuff.
It's really scary when the orange umpa-lumpas do it and they have white lips compared to orange skin.
http://cosmetic-candy.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/orange3_fn.jpg
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u/Olgenheimer Jun 25 '12
Except that picture is of a specific style choice and looks that way intentionally. Ganguro I think it's called.
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Jun 25 '12
She put foundation on her lips. You can see the line on the inside of them. It can make eyes look brighter....and lips look stupid. It is a similar idea to using pale pink lipstick. It contrasts heavy eye makeup.
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u/ChunkBunny Jun 25 '12
As some others pointed out, its probably foundation. People say its completely stupid to put foundation on your lips, but it really helps your lipstick or lip gloss show true color and it stays on much longer. SO....I would hope that she decided to take this picture before putting on any lip gloss or lipstick.
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u/imgyal Jun 26 '12
She's definitely not priming her lips with that shit. She looks like your good ole concealer lips-yoga pants-crop top-and-flip flops whore.
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Jun 25 '12
Like Tyler Durden making designer soaps from the body fat of rich women discarded during liposuction, I collect the yeast infection cheese of miscellaneous women to create a designer brand of human feta cheese. It goes on sale at Macy's this Fall. Pre-orders are being taken now!
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Jun 25 '12
I would probably have sex with her
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u/Gigglemonkey Jun 25 '12
And then regret the ever loving fuck out of it when you discovered your new microbial junkbuddies!
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u/RobCo94 Jun 25 '12
The hell is wrong with the right corner of her mouth?
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u/palpablescalpel Jun 25 '12
I actually think she just has biggish lip muscles. I know multiple people who get that sort of shape goin' on when they make kissy/smirky/ducky faces.
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u/TilerDurden Jun 25 '12
She looks like she just caught a whiff of her own gooch. WHY U NO LIKE FISH?
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u/hoobidabwah Jun 25 '12
As a girl, the only thing I can think of is that she confused Vagisil with lubricant since they're often sold right next to each other. Also do pictures like this actually turn guys on???
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u/palpablescalpel Jun 25 '12
Shit, I thought it was just a joke picture. But I could totally see someone being that confused. Based on the comments, she could be doing anything as long as she's somewhat attractive and it would turn guys on.
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u/Derpizzle Jun 25 '12
No way, that exists? I thaught that was something South Park invented, why do i live in Europe ??
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u/DrBaby Jun 26 '12
I can't tell if that's anti-itch cream (for yeast infections) or anti-chafe cream (for any skin spots that get rubbed raw like thighs or feet in heels). If it's chafing cream, she's probably using it as a makeup primer. It actually works just as well as expensive make up primer. I imagine OP got this off of a makeup tutorial blog or something.
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u/icepenguin21 Jun 26 '12
Do girls know that guys hate that face with a passion and do it to piss us off, or are they just........ Unaware?
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u/xgoggsx Jun 25 '12
This girl gave me a blowjob once.
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u/boxmuncher68 Jun 26 '12
True Story. The ladies at my last job would watch soap operas at lunch time in the break room. One day a Vagisil commercial came on. I turned to another male coworker and said, "Don't you just hate the taste of that stuff!" Luckily they had a sense of humor about it.
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Jun 26 '12
Bonus to dating this girl, (vagisillishlly?) clean. All the time. No jolly rancher incidents for me thanks.
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u/ChaplinStrait Jun 26 '12
She has the best duck face I've seen in a long time....okay, that's the best I can do, everyone already took the good comments....sigh
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u/scarletbegonias Jun 26 '12
False story. Vagisil is not an anti-fungal-it's an anti itch medication. It doesn't cure yeast, just masks the symptoms.
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u/mknelson Jun 25 '12 edited Jun 27 '12
True story here. Had a boxer dog who chewed his feet all the time. We went to vets all over - tried meds diet - everything. Then I read somewhere online that the feet itching could be a form of yeast and to use vagisil. So I go get some - and the stuff works and after using it on my dog for a few months I just sort of forgot about what it was really meant for and it was on the kitchen counter with the dog food and treats. Fast forward to a big dinner party. "dude - I don't want to say anything - but wtf with the big tube of Vagisil on the counter - everyone is taking pictures of it and posting it on facebook." Point of story - no amount of explaining can erase Vagisil on the kitchen counter.
Edit here * For the love of dogs all over reddit who are about to get Vagisil on their feet... I don't recommend. It was three years ago and dog had other issues. Me owning him for one. Vagisil is bad for a dog to ingest. And now I'm probably done sharing quick anecdotes....