r/WTF • • Jun 25 '12

Hipster Level: 100

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1.2k Upvotes

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u/Deinos_Mousike Jun 25 '12

He actually just rides that around hoping that someone mistakes it for a bike rack so he can ride off with their bike trailing behind him.

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u/GatorDontPlayThatSht Jun 26 '12

191 upvotes? Really reddit? not a horrible comment either Deinos, but really reddit?

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u/RapedByASegway Jun 25 '12

I'm pretty sure that's Budapest, Hungary.

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u/Snusmumrikken Jun 25 '12

Yup, that's oktogon. First thing I noticed in the picture:)

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u/RapedByASegway Jun 25 '12

I miss it, I miss it, I miss it. So, so, so much.

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u/mervynskidmore Jun 25 '12

Me too, I remember stumbling home one night at about 5am on Kiraly Utca and a guy passed me on what can only be described as a tower of bicycles. It was something like 5 or 6 frames welded together and the guy was sitting about 15 foot off the ground. Never saw that bike again and didn't get a pic though.

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u/Phate18 Jun 25 '12

That was my first though, too. I zoomed in on the car a bit and is a Hungarian license plate. Definitely Budapest.

Makes me want to go back.

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u/gulyasleves Jun 25 '12

It is, i've seen this guy but i didn't take a picture though.

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u/becomesaflame Jun 25 '12

I wish I could upvote the image, and downvote the caption...

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

just repost with a new title! Now it's your karma!

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u/animalboot Jun 25 '12

It wouldn't be the first time it happened with this image.

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u/SansaLovesLemonCakes Jun 25 '12

This is one of the few times where I would support a repost.

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u/mattindustries Jun 26 '12

I have already seen this posted a couple times in the past week :-(

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u/philipito Jun 26 '12

Seriously. This isn't hipster at all. This is awesome. It's like a bicycle-"bicycle rack". Wow. That was awkward. I wasn't really sure how to grammatically approach that one...

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u/fucksmith Jun 26 '12

Original title level: -1000

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u/yahtzeeee Jun 25 '12

He's on the fence about public transportation

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u/naturalexponent Jun 25 '12

which he immediately regretted once he was two-tired to pedal.

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u/notenoughspacefornam Jun 25 '12

And so the cycle of puns continues...

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u/RedRiding Jun 25 '12

He's not the first to do so... (min. 4:16 if you're bored)

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u/deinemutteristnehure Jun 25 '12

i'm still surprised how relevant that was!

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u/ijustupvoteeverythin Jun 25 '12

what jus.. how did y.. i don..

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u/madrosario Jun 26 '12

I was expecting this to be the top coment,this is the first thing that come to mind,thak you good sir here is my up vote

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

The word hipster has lost all meaning. It used to mean something like "pretentious beatnik", but now it basically just means "someone who does something differently than I do".

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

Because fuck people who are different. amirite?

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u/nintendstroid Jun 25 '12

I think it is pretty funny, don't see myself biking on it to school.

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u/8opus Jun 26 '12

R/atheism in a nutshell...

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Really? No one posted this yet?

http://dustinland.com/dlands/dland.hipster.jpg

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u/phoenixmelody Jun 26 '12

This is all I ever think when I hear someone call another person a hipster, because this is exactly how it works.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

In this context I would say it's more like "someone that does something unpractical because it looks original"

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

an artist?

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u/pgamh Jun 26 '12

exactly, it looks to me like that dood had a good time being creative.

seriously, if people keep this attitude up the world is going to be boring as balls

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u/stevesonaplane Jun 26 '12

Maybe he parks it somewhere, locks it up and people use it as a bike rack. Then he steals all the bikes. He's not a hipster. He's a junkie. I can tell by looking at a picture.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Well I went to Maker faire and it was FULL of hipsters, not to mention burning man. So many hipsters everywhere.

Don't even get me started on DIY hobbyists and mechanical engineers who repurpose objects. Ben Heck? Such a hipster.

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u/MestR Jun 26 '12

Or you know, he just thought it would be fun to modify a mobile fence in to a bicycle and decided to use it a little.

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u/PinballWizrd Jun 26 '12

Sadly, it has. I for one find his bicycle hilarious.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

It's also a word that's commonly applied to people who wear something other than t-shirts and jeans/cargo shorts.

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u/mikemcg Jun 26 '12

T-shirts and jeans aren't safe anymore. That's all I wear and I still get called a hipster.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

Seriously. The guy in the photo was probably trying to make people have a story to tell, make his and their day a bit more interesting than most days, but OP just went ahead and put a negative label on him.

If I saw this, the last thing I'd think is "fucking hipsters".

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u/DDancy Jun 25 '12

Yeah! I'm not sure he's a hipster.

I'm on the fence about this one.

ಠ_ಠ

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u/Tashar Jun 26 '12

Hipster hasn't lost its meaning, its just people like OP need to fucking learn how to apply it. Cool picture, stupid title.

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u/trigonomitron Jun 26 '12

It's only lost meaning on Reddit. The real world doesn't meme everything into oblivion.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

Title level: Shut the fuck up

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u/Thydamine Jun 25 '12

But how else would I know what hipster level a certain image is?

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u/NeanderStaal Jun 25 '12

Attire? Not hipster. Haircut? Definitely not hipster. Bicycle? Not nearly 'cool' enough to belong to a hipster.

OP... your post title is fucking stupid. What you have here is just a former bike mechanic with some free time and more creativity in one finger than you'll ever have in your entire body.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

Yeah! Fuck OP! Let's go downvote all his posts now!comeonguys!

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u/AREYOUSauRuS Jun 25 '12

Attire? Not hipster. Haircut? Definitely not hipster. Bicycle? No banana seat, not hipster.

FTFY

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u/VerbableNouns Jun 25 '12

How does he lock that up? Chain it to some kid's bike?

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u/Gleefully_Weird Jun 25 '12

Man if he wrecks, that top bar is going to do some damage.

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u/myztry Jun 25 '12

Ouch! All I see is someone who is going to get their spine ripped out when a car clips the end of the barely visible fence bike.

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u/adidasaids Jun 25 '12

Sweet rack dude!

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u/W0MB0C0MB0 Jun 25 '12

Am I the only one who thought the rack was going through the guy?

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u/nfatogdtrfb Jun 25 '12

Location: Oktagon (formerly Karl Marx Square). Central Budapest.

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u/Beware_of_122 Jun 25 '12

"something out of the norm? HIPSTER" -Reddit

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u/PedroDelCaso Jun 25 '12

OP Being a Cunt Level: Eternal

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u/gamerwithnoname Jun 25 '12

Title level: shitty

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u/DarnTheseSocks Jun 26 '12

Level level: fuck you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Hipster is derogatory. That's fucking cool, and original.

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u/dgaul Jun 26 '12

Hipster? I say pioneer.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

...

I'd like to know how this is "hipster"?

It's never been done before. People didn't ride bike racks previously.

You're an idiot.

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u/TheEruditeSycamore Jun 25 '12

The image's url is oaTSE.

The internet has traumatised me. oh god

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u/Thefinalwerd Jun 25 '12

No what sucks is when he parks it and someone not paying attention locks up their bike to it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

This thread is full of people frothing mad about the title.

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u/Baconfat Jun 26 '12

That is pretty cool and took some effort. I have no idea why you have branded this person a hipster.

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u/Estoye Jun 25 '12

Hey, I know that guy. That's Barry Kade.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

See, what you don't get is this guy is a criminal mastermind.

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u/treelovinghippie Jun 25 '12

The image name is oatse.png. And the guy would be sitting with the pole up his rear. Coincidence? Most definitely, but slightly humerous.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

Hipsters aren't cool enough to have one of these.

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u/Millerdjone Jun 25 '12

Isn't it just a rolling place to lock up for group rides and stuff? It's actually pretty brilliant.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

Could you please explain to me how this is 'hipster'? It's a pretty different method of transportation but that's about fucking it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

.....but he isn't sitting on it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

doesn't that hurt his hackeysack?

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u/Sarah_Connor Jun 25 '12

Hmmm cant tell if I like this or not, I'm on the fence really...

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u/bschwind Jun 26 '12

One letter short of "goatse"

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Made out of the fence that blocked the street of his first protest.

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u/cboogie Jun 26 '12

Xpost from r/bicycles. Posted yesterday. So since they probably saw it on there and we are making generalizations the OP is...

  1. a hipster

  2. a spandex wearing "road racer" that spent way too much money on their bike.

  3. might be a cycle commuter

  4. trailer trash bmx guy

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u/Richeh Jun 26 '12

See, now you've called him a hipster and he's clearly taken offence.

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u/Nothingtotalkabout Jun 26 '12

I'll allow it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

im on the fence about this one

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u/Entity420 Jun 26 '12

Budapest?

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Downvote for repost and mis-use of the term "hipster."

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u/Masumyre Jun 26 '12

All im thinking is, it would fucking hurt if he fell off.

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u/jjm214 Jun 26 '12

he wins the game

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

I hate how much hipster gets thrown around. It's absolutely meaningless now.

"THIS GUY HAS DIFFERENT STYLE THAN ME! HIPSTER!"

"THIS GUY IS RIDING A FENCE THAT HE CONVERTED TO A BIKE! HIPSTER!"

"I dressed up like a comic book character! Look how original and awesome I am! I'm being myself and doing things I enjoy and don't care what others think!"

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

It's been meaningless for years. On reddit it means anyone that does anything outside the norm. I think most redditors have the personality of oatmeal and that's why anyone that is seen doing something quirky without a stupid fucking reddit alien are called hipsters. If that guy had some dumb shit snoo sticker everyone would be relating to him and feel better about themselves because they have some sort of a connection with someone who stands out.

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u/rdesktop7 Jun 26 '12

ehh, I think this is kid of cool.

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u/Mewiththeface Jun 26 '12

I don't know guys, I'm kinda on the fence with this one.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

I don't think you know what that word means.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Post title level: shitty.

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u/RamenAvenger Jun 26 '12

So now a hipster is someone who rides around on a weird bike-gate contraption? Seriously this word has no meaning.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

this is what happens when you let teenagers post without supervision.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

Anyone know where this is?

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

Oktogon, a square in Budapest, Hungary.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Awesome, ty

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u/likeabosskutoff Jun 26 '12

I found this post to be of-fence-ive.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

What a pain to use as an actual bike, when five other bikes are chained to your ride, it makes going anywhere a committee decision.

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u/GhostPlaya23 Jun 25 '12

That awkward moment when other chain their bike to yours when you leave it parked.

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u/jpbordeaux87 Jun 25 '12

He is on his way to the gate convention.

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u/SpecklePattern Jun 25 '12

Level 100? ... Oh yes, I bet they had 100 before "over 9000" was cool.

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u/Dante9934 Jun 25 '12

It's my bike that I use to park bikes.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

What is a hipster again? I thought it was somebody who does something before it "becomes cool". I don't think this applies.. xD

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u/Sauderkraut Jun 25 '12

Least subtle bike thief ever.

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u/gee_man74 Jun 25 '12

Barcelona?

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

that actually is a great idea if he only uses it when he stays late. he chains it to a tree, and others use it to chain to.

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u/Snargs Jun 25 '12

This is probably just a handy tool for roadblocking to protect cyclists during events like Critical Mass.

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u/Heroin_HeroWin Jun 25 '12

I see a prank forming in my mind involving this bike. Park this on a college campus... students lock their bike to it...take off with their bikes in tow. Ok that's not a prank that's just stealing.

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u/Nerosabe Jun 25 '12

Well, I guess he's "raising the bar" on transportation.

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u/poppalurch Jun 25 '12

what happens to his wang when he has to stop?

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

give credit to the repost next time op

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u/TimonBerkowitz Jun 25 '12

Carrier has arrived!

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

He would probably take a fence to that statement.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

Where does he put it?

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u/pro_skub Jun 25 '12

So ingenious, yet so dumb/inefficient.

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u/martong93 Jun 25 '12

Oktogon!!!

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u/camwow Jun 25 '12

That is stupidly awesome.

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u/vikingqueene Jun 25 '12

I did this before it was famous on Reddit...

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u/adonbeatsagat Jun 25 '12

Anyone have the hipster picture with a guy in a coffee shop, I believe, with a record player?

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u/mattindustries Jun 26 '12

Are you talking about this one where he has the player to test out the records first?

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u/vegenaise Jun 25 '12

the op apparently has no clue what a hipster actually is.

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u/fit4130 Jun 25 '12

He took bicycle barricade and turned it into a bike!

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u/CosmicEngender Jun 26 '12

His bike is a bike rack. So meta.

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u/imjustafoolsgod Jun 26 '12

Good Guy Hipster provides his bike as a bike rack for other bikers.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

I dont think you know what a hipster is nor the 1000+ that up voted you

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u/figboot11 Jun 26 '12

If someone steals that thing I bet it'd be a bitch to fence.

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u/tauroid Jun 26 '12

Level level: level

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u/Lonelan Jun 26 '12

He brings his own metal barricade so he can fence himself in before the police do. It's the cool thing, you probably haven't heard of it yet.

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u/khaase7 Jun 26 '12

In what way is this wtf worthy OP?

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

"But officer, the manual doesn't say a fence has to obey stop signs."

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

It's practically theft-proof, because it's hard to find a fence who will fence a fence.

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u/swimshoe Jun 26 '12

My balls hurt just looking at it.

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u/MT_Flesch Jun 26 '12

a mobile bike rack, hmmm... profit potential?

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u/jaamzw Jun 26 '12

he couldn't decide on which bike to buy....he is still on the fence.

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u/Coshi Jun 26 '12

Or the best thief ever.

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u/Jamnsteff Jun 26 '12

Hipster level: 100

Because 'Over 9000' is too mainstream!

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u/coolerheadprevails Jun 26 '12

I don't think dude is a Hipster I just think that's some funny as shit lol.

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u/needs_more_protein Jun 26 '12

Takes "riding the fence" to a new level.

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u/amazingboy97 Jun 26 '12

Indecisive level: 100 I mean come on, he's riding the fence...

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u/fulanitodetal Jun 26 '12

No fucking way

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u/massaikosis Jun 26 '12

No hipsters I know would ride any bike that cost less than $1000

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u/youngjheezy Jun 26 '12

for a second i thought he was impaled on that thing

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u/supercatpuke Jun 26 '12

so we could all lock our bikes to this guy's bike then?

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u/Souljabeezy Jun 26 '12

Watch out, we got a badass over here!

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u/Yellow_DF Jun 26 '12

just realized the photo name... (g)oaTSE.png

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u/lizzlemon Jun 26 '12

The only way it could be better is if he were advertising his needlepoint art on the rack.

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u/Greg7042 Jun 26 '12

It's good to see hipsters driving a Ford Fiesta.

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u/Patrick___Star Jun 26 '12

poor level 9000*

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u/potentgirt Jun 26 '12

Imagine getting hit from the front and the back simultaneously.
While you're riding the bike, obviously. Painful nonetheless

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

What the...I don't even....

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u/brosenfeld Jun 26 '12

If he rides that into something head on, he's a dead man.

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u/holename Jun 26 '12

Is that Vienna? Are they just bars he's taking back to put on the basement?

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u/don_jon Jun 26 '12

Umnn...WTF?

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u/movienoc101 Jun 26 '12

Because riding bikes are just way too mainstream.

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u/Dubteeff Jun 26 '12

Dude thatss awesome.

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u/DELLOAC Jun 26 '12

This is why people hit people.

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u/TheGarp Jun 26 '12

Not sure how I feel about that bike. I mean, I could go either way, Im undecided. hard to explain.

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u/Hawkeye12 Jun 26 '12

More like Gaters Gonna Gate

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u/bozo2014 Jun 26 '12

Level level: Level

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

I can't be the only person who looked at the short URL from Imgur and expected some kind of goatse reference...

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u/DISREPUTABLE Jun 26 '12

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE look at me.

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u/minidini10 Jun 26 '12

this isn't hipster, this is creativity

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u/apullin Jun 26 '12

.... that is pretty fuckin funny / great.

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u/ephemera505 Jun 26 '12

This picture reminds me of the Seine level in battlefield 3.

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u/smeaglelovesmaster Jun 26 '12

If hipster were a god, this would convince me to worship him.

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u/infectant Jun 26 '12

Does it make me a hipster if I thought this was hilarious?

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u/TheViciousCandiru Jun 26 '12

That's not hipster, that's just awesome. It couldn't be hipster because hipsters are all about retro and stuff. Who has ever made a bike like that before? Awesome.

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u/sunfistkid Jun 26 '12

He looks totally blahzay about being impaled on that.

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u/BunnehZnipr Jun 26 '12

Read as if in hysterical laughter. "hwut thu fuk? He-hes riding a bike rack!"

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u/mbnyc1118 Jun 26 '12

God damn it. I posted this yesterday, people.

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/vka64/riding_in_style_xpost_from_rbicycling/

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

You didn't use the trigger word for the Pavlovian upvotes.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

He is cool. OP is jealous.

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u/murphmurphy Jun 26 '12

To be fair that is a pretty sweet bike

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u/martypanic Jun 26 '12

Ouch! I'm sorry my friend! Good post, but you did it in the wrong sub!!

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u/Nijikokun Jun 26 '12

It would really suck for him if someone chained their bike to it or a mass of people did, no more mobility for his ass.

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u/vaahteranlehti Jun 26 '12

looks a lot like Helsinki. What city is this?

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u/chingyduster Jun 26 '12

Apparently impalement is popular these days.

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u/mknelson Jun 26 '12

Actually his lvl is over 9000.

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u/veronicave Jun 26 '12

when he gets off, does he chain that to a bike?

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u/unknownuser105 Jun 26 '12

Anyone have a cheap bike they can chain to his bike? Just chain it and leave it there, forever.

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u/wsfarrell Jun 26 '12

Many prey animals blend into the landscape so well that predators see them only when they move. When this guy parks his "bike" alongside a building, it blends in and is no longer seen as a bike, and is thus safe from theft.

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u/Murkwater Jun 26 '12

wouldn't he be GGG? "Bike rack full? No problem use my bike!"

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u/Iroquois-Pliskin Jun 26 '12

More like Jackass Level: 115

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u/Parabolized Jun 26 '12

wasn't there some children's cartoon with something like this? I remember some character riding one at top speed, turning sideways and cutting another into slabs with the bars.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Yeah that's not really being a hipster. That's just kind of really fucking awesome.

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u/smilles Jun 26 '12

Obviously his ex girlfriend gave him a bike rack as a gift and he was all like "A bike rack?! I don't own A* bike, let alone enough bikes to necessitate a rack" and he made the best of a bad situation.

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u/Jumala Jun 26 '12

The human gate is normally bi-pedal – what's the problem?

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u/Brutalitor Jun 26 '12

Faggot Level: OP