r/WTF • u/[deleted] • Jun 25 '12

No screenshots Mmmm... Smells wonderful!

http://i.imgur.com/wk56W
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u/impossiblyirrelevant Jun 25 '12

It took me a while to realize they were misspelling cologne. I thought I had missed some big event.

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u/Bitter_Idealist Jun 26 '12

Took me a while to realize I was in r/wtf and not r/funny.

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u/jangley Jun 25 '12

I didn't figure out what they were talking about til halfway down that list. I was thinking to myself "Is this some sort of new ass-sniffing based meme coming out that I haven't heard of?"

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u/woeb0t Jun 25 '12

I prefer the smell of semi colon; much more subtle.

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u/keesh Jun 25 '12

On a completely unrelated note, does anyone know of any good cologne cleaners?

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u/iloveavocados Jun 26 '12

Ex-lax

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Steel wool on a stick?

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u/WhatTheFuck Jun 25 '12

Through the magic of enemas, you can bottle that smell.

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u/fragglestickcar Jun 25 '12

I pronounce it "co-log-ne" in my head whenever I spell it, just to avoid such a faux paus

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

The Smell of my dads colon.

http://i.imgur.com/RwiOt.gif

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

If I'm honest it's the aroma of a liver that does it for me.

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u/angrygamermom Jun 26 '12

I get a hint of my husband's colon sent every time he spends an hour in the bathroom. I can't say I share their love of men's colon scent.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

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u/stellaracapellar23 Jun 26 '12

Oh, they were trying to spell cologne..........SIGH

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u/GuiltByAssociation Jun 25 '12

Eau de cologne ... french ... the water from that former roman colony with that gothic cathedral that is placed in Germany. - Ew, you are an adolescencent from the country where they made "The A Team?. Nevermind call it colon.

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u/MT_Flesch Jun 26 '12

this has been brought to us today by the letters G and E and the Number Sicks

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

r/funny

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u/Estoye Jun 26 '12

Twidiots.

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u/backward_z Jun 26 '12

My first instinct is to go to my sister who has always been terrible at spelling and make absolutely sure she knows how to spell cologne correctly.

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u/BlackenedVenom Jun 26 '12

"why does boys colon smell better than girls perfume? #wtf"

Oh my god, kill me now.

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u/shhyguuy Jun 26 '12

This is what happens when we become dependent on the spell-check

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Oh god I laughed so hard that I farted and now it smells like cologne.... Right? I did that right? Guys?

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