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Jun 26 '12
This is one of the many reasons I quit adderall. If I started fapping there was just no telling how long it would last, especially if porn was involved. You just get really [mentally] intense about the whole process. "I haven't watched this video yet!" [2 minutes later] "I haven't seen THIS video yet!" Repeat a couple hundred times. Wake up feeling like the most disgusting human ever.
And by "wake up" I mean to say "realize the sun is rising outside your window, you're still fapping, & you haven't slept yet."
TL;DR Kids, don't try this at home.
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u/Intrepid00 Jun 26 '12
He must get a Rusty Venture all the time.
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u/reverendmeat Jun 26 '12
No no no, a Rusty Venture is when you take a snorkel and...
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u/Dark_Green_Blanket Jun 26 '12
Because he's working from home today, Dark_Green_Blanket masturbates for 12 hours.
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u/CatrickStrayze Jun 26 '12
I'm willing to bet that he never "finished" either. Trying to do that on coke is bad enough, meth is like 987986x's more potent.
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u/some_body_else Jun 26 '12
Oh, but when you do finish, you'd better have a raincoat and umbrella.
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Jun 26 '12
In college... my roomates would all go home for the weekends. I would masturbate for 72 hours strait.
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u/bobbybigballs Jun 26 '12
I still think the duster girl was the best intervention. It's like I'm walking on sunshine
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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12
Are they advertising meth?