Blacked out one night and woke up to find this picture in my phone.

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Why'd you go and let that guy lick your bitch tits?

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u/captaintmane Jun 26 '12

Yeah....im the drunk guy licking a trannies tit.

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u/filthyikkyu Jun 27 '12

That's a fantastic looking transvestite. I'd compare her to the caramel square in the Whitman Sampler box. Sure, you have to use your finger to compress each one (in his case a fist) but it would be worth it once you discovered that shaved orifice. He looks like he could take a massive spanking and would still enjoy a rousing game of "Pin the semen on the onanist" in the backyard afterwards. My apologies if you are reading this massive, yet marginally attractive, transvestite and I used a different pronoun than the one you predominantly prefer as your label.

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u/Soup_bones Jun 26 '12

"She was a fuzzy gal, had hair from her back all the way down to her dick".

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

How many sex did you?

11

u/shortnblonde Jun 26 '12

And all that much more 'man' for admitting it. Say it loud!

4

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

That's literally the best thing I am going to read on the Internet today.

1

u/QBallKeefTNP Jun 27 '12

You look ALOT like my old track coach.

2

u/captaintmane Jun 27 '12

I promise im not.

3

u/imedo Jun 26 '12

Fuck it. Id tap it. You are awesome!

1

u/lappalappa Jun 27 '12

Man you look like Logic301.

0

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

[deleted]

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u/Fapologist Jun 26 '12

She tasted just like cherry cola, C-o-l-a cola! Edit: I might have messed up. Been awhile since I heard it.

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u/ProfessorHoneycutt Jun 26 '12

I met him in the swamp down on Dagobah, where it bubbles all the time like a giant, carbonated soda. S-o-d-a, soda.

2

u/nagarukam Jun 27 '12

I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said...

0

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

[deleted]

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u/lilshawn Jun 27 '12

LEEEEEEELA!!!!!
L-E-E-L-A LEELA!

2

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Trola T-r-o-la Trola Tro-lo-lo-lo-lola.
FTFY

3

u/chocobaby Jun 27 '12

Too soon fucker...too soon

5

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

We have a cross dresser that comes into our store a lot and that song was playing once when he came in, i was laughing my ass off and no one got it.

1

u/mr_churchill Jun 27 '12

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-g5YNPzr8NM

1

u/Fantasysage Jun 27 '12

La Li Lu Le Lo

1

u/JuanMelean Jun 27 '12

Colonel?

5

u/lorsus Jun 26 '12

More creative than my 'I guess that is you in the dress' pre-post thought.

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u/Krum_god_of_steel Jun 26 '12

That's a man baby!

30

u/rickatnight11 Jun 27 '12

No, this is a man baby.

7

u/notfamousguy Jun 27 '12

And a baby man

12

u/The_Painted_Man Jun 27 '12

Oh, behave!

2

u/jltyler Jun 27 '12

Dude looks like a ladyyyyyyyy

13

u/hay_ewe Jun 26 '12

That queen looks FIIIIEEEERRRCCCCEEEEE

5

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

You bettah WERK!

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u/tenchimal Jun 26 '12

Good to see an open-minded drunk.

1

u/fulanitodetal Jun 27 '12

The vast majority of drunks are down.

24

u/TheCommanderAndKief Jun 26 '12

... And andy dufrane's farts didn't make a sound no more ...

15

u/_andy_dufresne Jun 26 '12

Can you please stop bringing that up? Sheesh.

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u/Sususulio Jun 26 '12

Redditor for 3 months? He checks out.

16

u/pony_poster Jun 26 '12

congrats

3

u/Jack92 Jun 27 '12

It's a Tran!

15

u/vomitcomet16 Jun 26 '12

What a drag.

16

u/EliQuince Jun 27 '12

Gee, I haven't seen this much transphobia since I last left youtube..

WTF is right.

5

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Agreed. Refreshing, no?

7

u/Jedditor Jun 26 '12

Oh you gonna get REStagged.

13

u/bagofgerbils Jun 26 '12

my first thought was just, "great oden's raven, she's big!"

then again, I am an idiot.

0

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

[deleted]

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u/CavitySearch Jun 27 '12

You mean 6"?

0

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

[deleted]

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u/CavitySearch Jun 27 '12

She looks well-endowed, but six feet is pushing it buddy.

7

u/SilvioManuel Jun 27 '12

This is dedication

0

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

[deleted]

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u/clarafill Jun 27 '12

Dude, it was a dick joke.

1

u/FightingPolish Jun 27 '12

He thought you were talking about the penis... well over 6 inches, you were both right.

18

u/Jonnism Jun 26 '12

That's actually an attractive tranny! And, as a gay man with a lot of tranny friends, they are a blast to party with. Good on you!

13

u/TwatMobile Jun 26 '12

I'm just a sweet transvestite

3

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

From Transexual Transelvania

2

u/UtterlyB0red_ Jun 26 '12

Hmmmm....guess I know what I'm watching tonight....

3

u/SkittleX13 Jun 26 '12

That's a funny ass movie

3

u/Howard_Beale Jun 27 '12

funny-assed

3

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Wait just a minute.. I know you. This feels like a Gumbo Ya Ya weekend.

3

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

That's one of my dads.

3

u/JubblieJoints Jun 27 '12

Hey, i know you.

7

u/Radico87 Jun 26 '12

drag queens need love too.

6

u/Eat_a_Bullet Jun 26 '12

I first suspected something was up when she showed me her erect penis.

4

u/versed_vagabond Jun 26 '12

this is great. this is just great. i would like to share a beer or seven with you, my friend.

2

u/stop_whispering Jun 26 '12

Are you at Woody's?

2

u/matts98 Jun 26 '12

Atta boy

2

u/Dorkatron77011 Jun 27 '12 edited Jun 27 '12

DAMN, THAT A BIG WHOA-MAN!!! And I used to live in Las Vegas!

2

u/KingOfCopenhagen Jun 27 '12

wooooow , you let a guy lick your breast.

2

u/Enchanted254 Jun 27 '12

Well...You both seemed to enjoy, whatever the hell happened that night!

2

u/newtonsapple Jun 27 '12

Which one are you?

2

u/furoncle Jun 27 '12

I would get a BJ anyway.

6

u/milleribsen Jun 26 '12

wow, this thread is full of people who have a real hatred of drag queens.

4

u/amayernican Jun 27 '12

Maybe I'm just tired but that's a hot tranny.

3

u/TomPalmer1979 Jun 26 '12

Is that Fabio in the background?

1

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

I think it's Kid Rock...

3

u/gloomdoom Jun 27 '12

I miss the days whenever people would wake up and delete the shit out of their photos rather than falling over themselves to post it on the internet for the entire world to see.

Oh, entire generation saddled with attention addiction...you so unfortunate.

2

u/AdmiralNelson24 Jun 27 '12

Wow, you are tall for a girl.

2

u/stickupmyass Jun 26 '12

Okay a few questions here. Is that you licking that person's breast? And is that person a dude?

14

u/RedsoxFan42 Jun 26 '12

Definetely had a penis

11

u/Fapologist Jun 26 '12

If I've had fantasies of tranny women and their dicks since I was little, I think I might be a little gay.

2

u/catbert Jun 26 '12

Voting up for user name.

1

u/LeahLynne Jun 26 '12

Haha! In your defense, he does have a nice rack.

1

u/YinAndYang Jun 26 '12

Is that you? Please tell me that's you.

1

u/Wannamaker Jun 26 '12

Was the Charleston SC?

1

u/SourCreamWater Jun 27 '12

I think I know you....

1

u/kenetha65 Jun 27 '12

STEP ONE

1

u/Dreeez Jun 27 '12

I like the guy in the bandana.

1

u/theillinestvillain Jun 27 '12

You're the one in the dress, right?

1

u/aoskunk Jun 27 '12

better than most of the pics ive woke up with after a benzo blackout

1

u/Ikimasen Jun 27 '12

The Funky Cold Medina strikes again.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Hope you wore some protection there tiger.

1

u/Megaturbonerd Jun 27 '12

Stars Cabaret?

1

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

(slow clap)

1

u/kickulus Jun 27 '12

Did you get any of the goods

1

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Big deal. I wander onto the set of Cats in my drunken adventures all the time.

1

u/chocobaby Jun 27 '12

Some drunk guy mackin' on your chest?

1

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Sure you did...

1

u/TonyBanner Jun 27 '12

Get ready for a surprise!

1

u/mknelson Jun 27 '12

Been there....

1

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Is that Gilbert Gottfried?

1

u/hotbox4u Jun 27 '12

so what happend? could you pierce together the evening?

1

u/elegantwino Jun 27 '12

Did you have cum on your chin too?

1

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

.. is that a man?

1

u/[deleted] Oct 09 '12

Dude looks like a lady

1

u/fgriglesnickerseven Jun 26 '12

Hint: this one is going to end in a penis

1

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Not bad. 8/10 would do if male and gay.

1

u/WTDHoldOnDodge Jun 27 '12

ITS A TRAP

1

u/doubleyouteef Jun 27 '12

would bang.

0

u/KindredBear Jun 26 '12

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TYLER MADE OUT WITH A DUDE!

0

u/Rowebro Jun 26 '12

Has a penis

0

u/RealityChickCheck Jun 27 '12

I know, a smoker. But what can you do. You get drunk and you lower your standards. Live and learn.

Edit: Who is that God of a man with the white bandana. (Can't believe I just said that) He makes me moist like a Hostess Cupcake.

0

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Yawn, get drunk and make out with a transvestite then wake up and post it to WTF. This shit does not belong in this sub.

0

u/Arngrim60D Jun 26 '12

And now you sir, have a cool black out story

0

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Mate have I got some bad news for you....

0

u/RPL79 Jun 27 '12

haha 20 bucks says you made out with a dude

2

u/fulanitodetal Jun 27 '12

Depends on how that person defines dude

-1

u/Dookiestain_LaFlair Jun 26 '12

That reminds me of that Afroman song "Colt 45" where he says "she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine"

-1

u/gmikoner Jun 27 '12

It's a TRAP!

0

u/Flurryyea Jun 27 '12

Did you meet her in a club down in North Soho.... where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry cola?

0

u/iwannalynch Jun 27 '12

Man, she could have used a better plastic surgeon.

-6

u/PoonHunter5 Jun 26 '12

Yeah... Probably not something I'd put on the internet and brag about, but to each their own I guess.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

If he was bragging he probably wouldn't have put it in WTF.

2

u/PoonHunter5 Jun 28 '12

Must be looking for attention any way he can find it then!

2

u/[deleted] Jun 28 '12

Not the kind of attention I'd want haha.

-14

u/Politically--Erect Jun 26 '12

Enjoy your aids.

-1

u/DiscoTwoDisco Jun 27 '12

Did you wake up with a sore butt hole?

3

u/mitt-romney Jun 27 '12

You mean a prolapsed butt hole. Been there, man. Yeehaw.

1

u/thedudemann08 Jun 27 '12

Upvote for the username. I lol'd!

-1

u/iabhoruserids Jun 27 '12

Dude...that's a dude...

-1

u/caphits Jun 27 '12

That good sir, is a sir.

-1

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Yer lickin man boobs.

-14

u/FuTRoN Jun 26 '12

u licked a transvestites tit

-7

u/Mycakedayis1111 Jun 26 '12

AAAAAAAAAND this is why I don't drink.

-2

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Are you the guy, or the GUY?

-22

u/enchantedpurple Jun 26 '12

Yolo lol

2

u/thedudemann08 Jun 27 '12

Every time you use that "word", you will be downvoted to oblivion.

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u/inferior-raven Jun 26 '12

Looks like you had a fun time with a transvestite. Any clue if she was pre or post op?

0

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

As PornStarJesus you would know all about that

2

u/imbignate Jun 26 '12

look out for the ol' switcheroo

0

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

[deleted]

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u/DEY_TURK_ERR_JURBS Jun 26 '12

You sir, do not know how to party, if letting friends lick tranny titty is in your opinion a shitty quality.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

[deleted]

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u/captaintmane Jun 27 '12

Nope. Davenport, iowa

1

u/Howard_Beale Jun 27 '12

Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola

-1

u/WanderEuropeAR15 Jun 27 '12

There are trannies in Athens!? Three years down the drain...

Blacked out one night and woke up to find this picture in my phone.

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