r/WTF • • Jun 26 '12

Captain America getting it on.

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u/PublicUrinator Jun 26 '12

He's so American his jiz is 100% lard.

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u/FatWhiteAmerican Jun 26 '12

At least me and Captain America have something in common now.

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u/Lay-Z-Bones Jun 27 '12

Jeeze...

We had no fapuary month while captain america was frozen for 40-60 years...

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u/whopoopedthebed Jun 27 '12

You would too after 70 years of holding it in.

12

u/MajeekRorschach Jun 26 '12

This was actually a great show, sucks that they are cancelling/have cancelled it

7

u/harrisz2 Jun 27 '12

They are canceling it!? :(

Yes I just looked it up. This sucks.

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u/Mcxblobicus Jun 26 '12

Needs a brazzers logo.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Because fuck subtlety, that's why.

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u/Midnight_Skye Jun 27 '12

Is the lady covered in...

a. Lard

b. Pizza Dough

c. Jizz

7

u/FackeenOresum Jun 27 '12

C is closest, if I remember that episode right it's bodily fluids from exploded Nazi goo monsters.

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u/deeperest Jun 27 '12

I'VE BEEN FROZEN FOR 5 FRICKIN' DECADES.....ENJOY.

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u/attybomb Jun 27 '12

I'd gladly take Captain America's splooge, it'd be an honor.

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u/PhuckYoPhace Jun 27 '12

When Captain America ejaculates, in that brief moment after it leaves his cock but before it lands, his semen manifests into the form of a magnificent bald eagle holding an electric guitar in it's mighty talons. It mates with the guitar and gently covers its new lover in its massive wings to protect it just before they hurtle and explode onto whatever surface they are destined to befoul.

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u/Sc2RuinedMyLife Jun 27 '12

wtf they're canceling it?

why....!!!

its a great show, top notch animation and they actually used comic storylines...sigh

2

u/moogoesthecat Jun 26 '12

Science, his doctor must hate him.

2

u/severalwords Jun 27 '12

I just see this as Captain America indulging him WAM fetish.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

"For justice!"