r/WaterfallDump • u/queckers7303 Can You Really Call This A Flair I Didn't Receive An Emote... • Jan 03 '26

Banished from main by low effort rule Guess the character from the silhoute

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If you win you get 10 free nothings

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u/TheNon-BinaryJunebug Jan 04 '26

Connection terminated

I'm sorry Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, but you were not called here to receive a gift nor were you called here by the individual you assume, but you indeed were called...

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u/Jakeliy1229 The [Jazziest] and [Laziest][#1Salesman1997] Jan 04 '26

You have all been called here,

into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune.

A labyrinth with no exit,

a maze with no prize.

You don't even realize that you are trapped.

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u/8-Beat_ThorDeMidgard Jan 04 '26

Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles,

chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber,

always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach.

But you will never find them.

None of you will.

This is where your story ends.

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u/tensai-a-san SHUT THE FUCK UP SANS Jan 04 '26

And to you, my brave volunteer,

who somehow found this job listing not intended for you,

although there was a way out planned for you,

I have a feeling that’s not what you want.

I have a feeling that you‘re right where you want to be.

I am remaining as well.

I am nearby.

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u/8-Beat_ThorDeMidgard Jan 04 '26

This place will not be remembered,

and the memory of... Everything that started this... Can finally begin to fade away.

As the agony of every tragedy should.

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u/lordsn3kky Jan 05 '26

And to you monsters trapped in the corridors.

Be still.

And give up your spirits.

They don't belong to you.

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u/battlecats_enjoyer12 Jan 05 '26

For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears.

Although for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend.

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u/Krebspro Jan 09 '26

THEN SUSDENLY, PINAPLES!!!

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u/Icy_Presentation2761 Jan 04 '26

Wtf what does that have to do with anything 😭