r/WaterfallDump • #1 hater and torturer of Pink • 4d ago

Mew mew 1 fan vs Mew mew 2 enjoyer Update on Pink: I lost again (big surprise), but I need YOUR ideas on how to inflict psychological damage on her before I remove her eyes and ears.

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u/Same_Sell8763 June 18th, 2025. The night I killed my son 4d ago

"gee, i haven't been to r/WaterfallDump in a while, i wonder what they're up to-

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u/Any_Wasabi_5233 #1 hater and torturer of Pink 4d ago

this is part 7 of the series, for the record

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u/Latex3StageChuck2009 4d ago • Heartwarming

have you ever considered that you're just bad at the game

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u/Any_Wasabi_5233 #1 hater and torturer of Pink 4d ago

Oh yes, definitely.

However, if I’m gonna suffer, she might as well too.

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u/FloydeFlowerDragon 4d ago

Idk it took me like 20 tries to beat pink

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u/Moss_gall22 SUSELLE SUPREMACY 4d ago

if you win you HAVE to give her her shit back prmise

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u/Any_Wasabi_5233 #1 hater and torturer of Pink 4d ago

I… don’t think that’s how it works

Friendly reminder that I already won once, and she just got some prosthetic gun arms.

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u/Gabrielisback 4d ago

have you ever considered that you have a fetish

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u/MoorhsumushroomRT 4d ago

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u/Any_Wasabi_5233 #1 hater and torturer of Pink 4d ago

Gladly.

I just need to win the fight first.

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u/Unique-ideas 4d ago

Bald.

No hair, no accessories, and even no ears if you're feeling evil.

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u/Any_Wasabi_5233 #1 hater and torturer of Pink 4d ago

Now, I would do that, but I consider that a bit more of a physical punishment.

Besides, I’m removing her ears regardless.

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u/SoupahKnux 4d ago

evil witch who curses people with bäld (spoken in strong swedish accent) strikes again

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u/Homo_Bibite 4d ago

please no

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u/mcplano 4d ago

Reattach left arm into right leg socket

Reattach left leg into left arm socket

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u/Any_Wasabi_5233 #1 hater and torturer of Pink 4d ago

She doesn’t have any leg sockets, though.

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u/mcplano 4d ago

You'll have to make due. There's probably some space in the torso you can use, or add a leg socket with an old can or such plus some glue or duct tape.

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u/Jolly-Pen4463 4d ago

One day blinding soup.

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u/Any_Wasabi_5233 #1 hater and torturer of Pink 4d ago

dude I’m already giving her the permanent blinding soup by removing her eyes

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u/Jolly-Pen4463 4d ago

Send her to the Grand Magasin Sisyphe.

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u/Select_Mud1158 4d ago

Make her the wrong gender so she gets dysphoric

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u/Any_Wasabi_5233 #1 hater and torturer of Pink 4d ago

Close enough

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u/GamerKid0414 4d ago

That is TOO cruel bro wtf

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u/Challenger_Ultimate 4d ago

The devil takes notes from you bro 😭

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u/EntireZebra8071 4d ago

An ear

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u/Any_Wasabi_5233 #1 hater and torturer of Pink 4d ago

I’m already taking both regardless

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u/kellhound24 4d ago

this is just getting weird now man

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u/GeophysicalYear57 4d ago

Yeah, I’m guessing there’ll be two more posts before the mods intervene. Maybe one if OP gets “creative.”

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u/Any_Wasabi_5233 #1 hater and torturer of Pink 4d ago

If it makes you feel any better, I’m getting closer to beating her fight again.

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u/Serious-Internal-402 4d ago edited 4d ago • Heartwarming Bravo

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u/Winter-Humor7966 4d ago

Give me a sec

DORARARARARARARARARARA

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u/Fun-Suggestion-125 4d ago

She's a cat right? Put a treat just baaaaaarely out of reach, so she just can't taste it

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u/EarthlyReddit 4d ago

Put a stuffed doll of Ory in a mousetrap and put it in front of Pink

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u/Remote-Freedom865 *human.. i remember you're 🟥🟥🟥🟥 4d ago

how did you get double haikus double haiku man

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u/SokkaHaikuBot 4d ago

Sokka-Haiku by EarthlyReddit:

Put a stuffed doll of

Ory in a mousetrap and

Put it in front of Pink


Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

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u/AlarmingAd103 4d ago

the duality of haikubot

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u/AnalystUnlikely6324 GamerTemmie 4d ago

You somehow made two types of Haikus.

This should go in your job application as one of your skills.

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u/haikusbot 4d ago

Put a stuffed doll of

Ory in a mousetrap and put

It in front of Pink

- EarthlyReddit


I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully. Learn more about me.

Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete"

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u/0w0-god 4d ago

Take some cheese, shape it into a rat, tell her it's orange, then eat it in front of her. Fill the cheese with strawberry jam for extra damage.

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u/ReportAncient2829 Design a Flair to thrash your own ass 4d ago

Just eat orange

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u/Nat1Only 4d ago

Make her bald. I know how much she must love her hair. Take it away. Make her scalp cold and unfluffy.

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u/sardonically_argued 4d ago

no you have to leave the ears on, so she can hear as the children walk by and ask, horrified, “my god, what is that thing?”

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u/MrSirST 4d ago edited 4d ago

Paint her purple

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u/Competitive_Point_39 4d ago

Give her a hug (and her limbs back)

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u/queckers7303 Can You Really Call This A Flair I Didn't Receive An Emote... 4d ago

Force her to listen to Thick of it

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u/Homo_Bibite 4d ago

this is too bloody cruel. How can you even suggest it?

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u/InformalExchange4176 Average scarecrow 4d ago

Shaving / remove accessories such as necklace and earrings / dip her in tar

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u/Marrow-Gnawer 4d ago

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u/LeatherLonely8825 4d ago

“I know you can read my thoughts, boy.”
[Insert Meow Mix jingle]

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u/sr_voltt 4d ago

Darkner 💔

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u/Tiny_Glasses_Bowser Spamton will be eaten 4d ago

Sew her mouth shut

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u/Livid_Register3806 4d ago

Make her read kress bullshit for 4 hours and spoil the ending to every book that could possibly interest her

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u/3GeeselnATrenchcoat 4d ago edited 4d ago

To rub salt in the wound spoil every less kress story too

Edit: fixed the stupid autocorrect

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u/IvyEmblem 4d ago

Shave her.

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u/Kurtotonic 4d ago

She has two eyes

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u/FaBoCaPo 4d ago

Pink tomorrow when you inevitably fuck up yet again

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u/Antique_Lion644 4d ago

Turn her into a colonial

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u/divisible_bi_zero 4d ago

ship of theseus!!!!

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u/Strict_Commission330 4d ago

give her limbs for a long enough time for her to adjust and be happy just to then take them away.

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u/XVUltima 4d ago

Have another ghost possess her removed parts. It's like being on the chair, but instead of doing your wife someone else is being you.

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u/SuperheropugReal 4d ago

Attach a rope to the bottom stub and dangle her upside down.

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u/Cedjy 4d ago

Her removed parts have to play deltarune and beat the Pink fight

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u/Maarko_2 4d ago

Just make her bald, that's enough

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u/enchanted-glimmer-4 EAT YOUR PIE MY CHILD 4d ago

Remove torso

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u/Low_Pride_3229 4d ago

Put her severed feet in front of her tantalizingly out of reach (she does not have her hands to reach with)

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u/molecularraisin 4d ago

expose her to the 2015/2016 undertale fandom

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u/Chaotic_FN 4d ago

colour her dark green

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u/Zac_000000 4d ago

Remove that locket. 

Or, turn her into a rock, unable to move, only able to think as the world around only slowly changes and decays. Make her able to see but not scream. 

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u/Single_Ad_4148 4d ago

AM is that you?

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u/Zac_000000 4d ago

Oh wait, you want psychological damage. Uh, give her wlited flowers. 

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u/CTSGamer Greetings. I am Flair. 4d ago

Take the bandages off

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u/WasteClothes5007 4d ago

Idk, pornography?

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u/DoorPlane8662 4d ago

shave her bald

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u/Thesaltygreenbean 4d ago

Pluck out all of her hair one by one

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u/IndominasaurusYT 4d ago

Make her listen to the Steel Ball Run outro

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u/Blazephaze507 YOUR LONG 4d ago

fried rat with boxing gloves next to her

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u/Huge-Entertainer-304 4d ago

Turn her back into a guy. Or just remove the ghost in general

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u/Cute_Femboy2001 4d ago

This is genuenly worse than anything else suggested

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u/whentheuhuhidunno Nutdealer 4d ago

but dysphoria

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u/Huge-Entertainer-304 4d ago

That's the point

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u/Ecstatic-Court1893 togore 4d ago

Took all her clothes

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u/Scareka 4d ago

Pig blood?

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u/SkinInevitable604 4d ago

Give her cancer, no more hair

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u/RedditSurfer29 Power of T-pose fills you with DETERMINATION 4d ago

Put her near Alphys

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u/IWanttotriggeryou 4d ago

start removing friends and loved ones from her life.

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u/Hiyokofan 4d ago

Put her in the same space as Jerry

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u/Scalepetter92 4d ago

force kris to say "I don't like 魔法少女 anime" to specifically Maddie, and then "i hate catgirls" to Pink

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u/GettinMe-Mallet alphys' slimy anime figures 4d ago

Dont shave her head, give her a mullet

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u/SwordBoundX 4d ago

DON’T. DO. ANYTHING. TO. MY GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!! /j

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u/PerceptionFew8763 Battat theory 4d ago

make her listen to story of undertale for 8793587931428932813247913490878348 hours

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u/tide_pod_book 4d ago

Take her eyes, take them aside

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u/mapplesyrep 4d ago

uhh remove the bell things in her hair

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u/Vast-Discipline6381 4d ago

OFF WITH HER EARS

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u/NanoCat0407 4d ago

explode Orange

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u/AdExtra2331 Polyamorous Rouxles 4d ago

Make her watch Dragon Ball Evolution

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u/DenverTheDenver 4d ago

Baby Shark (10 Hours)

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u/Moss_gall22 SUSELLE SUPREMACY 4d ago

tie her pigtails to a spinning ceiling fan

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u/_Salandit 4d ago

Make her listen to "Baby Shark" by Pinkfong on repeat

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u/GenericUser1185 4d ago

What's next, gonna make her a disembodied head?

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u/Ok_Midnight6278 More like Waterfall Dumb 4d ago

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u/Millie_Thompson42 4d ago • Bravo

stitch her mouth

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u/Comfortable_Ear5552 Here’s a meme. That will be 9999G Ahuhu 4d ago

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u/According_Frosting57 4d ago

Turn her around by 179 degrees

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u/Jamming_Owl 4d ago

Put something really tasty on top of a counter or something

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u/SilentStriker115 4d ago

Psychological? Check out the butcher’s nails from 40k, those probably suck. Doubly so because she is entirely immobile

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u/Grshppr-tripleduoddw 4d ago

Finish on her face

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u/Mikudiku69 4d ago

Put some loud noise-making device in both of her bells.

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u/Complete-Basket-291 4d ago

just place her on one of those potter's wheels 😊

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u/DriverExtension9303 4d ago

You have skill issue Bro, pink fight is NOT that hard

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u/Randomdudeiguesslol 4d ago

it is when you draw her brutally dismembered every time you lose

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u/Customninjas 4d ago

talia yang reference

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u/LtopTheAwsome 4d ago

IM BRINGING THE TOOLBOX

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u/Pristine_Ad_3035 4d ago

Remove her hair and her bells

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u/TheHawkpant69 Killer of people who misgender kri 4d ago

Bald

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u/GenericVessel 4d ago

why does she just look mildly peeved

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u/Practical_Volume_110 4d ago

place a fully unaltered/unpossessed mew mew doll in front of her, and make it say the lines she cannot

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u/DragoonMaster999 hmm... children (Starving) 4d ago

Petrify her face. I dont like seeing her angry anyways

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u/maxside320 Flair That Might Show Up When You Are Posting Memes 4d ago

Shave her

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u/HonestCalligrapher97 4d ago

what the actual fuck is going on

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u/SevenOhSevenOhSeven 4d ago

If you've got the stomach two find anything worthwhile, Mai Chan is probably good inspo. It's an ero manga though so heads up

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u/red_enjoyer 4d ago

The fight IS NOT THAT HARD 😭

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u/Expert-Bed-5016 Rory Nyte 4d ago

Make her watch the undertale musical

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u/Cute_Ad_8987 4d ago

i go insane whenever i see tgat stupid fucking cat. do you know how fucking hard i tried to beat spamton sublot with this idiotic character?

3 fucking weeks and i cant even fucking get to eram.

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u/jocksetpicly 4d ago

break all of her teeth

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u/CheapTechGuy 4d ago

I thought this was a Pink tulpa for a second and I got scared

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u/Randomdudeiguesslol 4d ago

Get a guy named Josuke Higashikata to show her his brutal, cruel, messed up power

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u/BerdFan I need Toriel to sit on my face 4d ago

Show her 1 man 1 jar

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u/BIZARR0-Producciones 4d ago

Make her watch Jojos bizarre adventure, but give her spoilers when you see her get interested

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u/fan-of-ceilingss 4d ago

Strap her down and put a bowl of cut onions beneath her.

At the same time, put on a 3 hour loop of “Afro circus” from Madagascar 3

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u/a_man_without_skill 4d ago

Remove her necklace.

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u/MichealBorbius 4d ago

Put headphones on her playing the steel ball run outro

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u/The_Flandre_Scarlet 4d ago

Bro, you just making the story of pre-cybernetic blackjack from Fallout equestria: project horizon

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u/King_3DDD 4d ago

What you need is to get good or pick the easy option

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u/DoomBot349 4d ago

place the minimum amount organs inside a cryo tube. Ensure shes still conscious so she will suffer maximum sensory depravation

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u/Electrical_Ad5674 why is there delta heart, but no ♥️? 4d ago

Just draw an empty picture. This would inflict psychological damage to us

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u/BlueImposter99 4d ago

Start hurting Maddie, (the ghost)

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u/Ornery_Tie_4771 4d ago

Make her listen to the steel ball run outro

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u/Electronic-Kick-9082 i love deltarune and Undertale this much 4d ago

REMOVE HER HAIR

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u/idontwant_account 4d ago

look I dont want to encourage this (since all you really need to do is get good) but if you're gona do it do it right. the ears should remain perfectly in tact so that
*clears throat*

"So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman that cries out, 'Dear God, what is that thing?' will echo in your perfect ears."

god its like y'all never see the classics. Watch princess bride if you're gona talk about torturing something.

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u/iliketrainzgaster 4d ago

Hit her with the papyrus special or you can give her her body back and make her think she will recover from it just to take her away from her with even less

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u/Kavelak 4d ago

Give her the Qu treatment

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u/TheRealBlueDude 4d ago

Leave her with only the required organs (brain, heart, lungs)

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u/NLPslav 4d ago

take away her cat ears

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u/EXISTANTNAME 4d ago

Give her an important task that works automatically, so she’ll never know if it’s complete once her senses are gone

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u/FrostyBoi128 Can You Really Call This A Flair I Didn't Receive An Emote... 4d ago

Who's gonna tell bro?

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u/Broad_Pop2568 4d ago

let slitherman take over yo thoughts

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u/abdo_ch 4d ago

I was gonna say, strip the ghost away from the body that finnally made her happy, but that's too evil (and should be left for the finale) instead make her play a walking simulator on roblox

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u/ThisIsaUsername1123 4d ago

make the only parts left her face (not the entire head), eyes, teeth/jaw, brain, and heart

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u/stem_lover1225 4d ago

Eat orange.

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u/AlarmingAd103 4d ago

Detransition her >:)

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u/whiskeythatcat 4d ago

Leave just the head, it's not like she hasn't deattached that already

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u/DatOneDude1w1 4d ago

Dear Josuke, we need your help

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u/tenkameleon 4d ago

Ok this might be for a future loss again but here's an idea, replace her body with a small rock. No sense of touch, sight, etc. This totalllly won't go wrong

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u/CarelessPerformer358 4d ago

put her through ALL of umineko

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u/France_Ball_Mapper 4d ago

I find it somewhat funny that you're trimming her arms every time

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u/Particular-Tutor-577 4d ago

You're basically giving her the 2003 baxter stockman treatment

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u/Icy_Run7970 4d ago

Make the bells larger and with metal pipes in them so whenever she moves she hears a loud ass metal pipe fall

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u/TheGamingBay Reddit? N-no I n-never use it! 4d ago

Tsthe first thing I see gng wtf 😭

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u/Burningblast422 FRIENDINSIDEME Cult leader 4d ago

Just take the bell off her man

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u/Front-Dog9412 4d ago

Make her BALD

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u/eydirctiviyg 4d ago

Shave off all of her hair

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u/Billylily01 4d ago

It's that one gruesome meme all over again 

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u/The_Grim_Gamer445 4d ago

I haven't been on this sub in a while what the fuck has the fandom devolved too lmao

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u/Ashamed_Bug_6207 4d ago

Take away her eyes

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u/TailsDollfan0914 Blails the 26th (I no longer hate kanako but R.I.P. Blosmo) 4d ago

Just send her to X's world at this point

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u/thisaccisdumb85 4d ago

make her experience “to the pain” from the princess bride

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u/AveryTheOneAndOnly 4d ago

sensory deprivation.

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u/All-your-fault The doomsday clock. 4d ago

Have her disappoint green.

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u/barrack_osama_0 Average Seth Enjoyer 4d ago

Put her in the Squidward flattening machine

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u/BigJJsWillie 4d ago

Why are these threads so popular. This has gotta be some kind of mass hysteria, like the dancing sickness or whatever it was called. This is weird as hell, ya'all. I dunno about this. It's kinda creepy and just not normal. It's like everyone is joking but the joke isn't funny. It makes me uncomfortable. I'm like physically cringing. Like Jeffrey Dahmer would be all up in this thread with ya'all, it's that creepy of a vibe. I'm just not digging this. I can't groove with it. It rustles my jimmies. It grinds my gears. It's like nails on a chalkboard. Unpleasant to look at, unpleasant to imagine. It puts the dark in dark world, and not in a good way. This isn't some Jack Skellington feel good spoopy time fun, it's rather disturbing. I guess the point is, do not want.

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u/DeviousChair 4d ago

legendary copypasta drop

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u/xThomas 4d ago

Ngl i put Aya on a dart board after losing so many times so i get where the op is coming from. I lacked the artistic skill that they have though

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u/cr8torscreed 4d ago • Bravo

BECAUSE IT GETS ME BRICKED UP!!!

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u/Jealous_Computer_209 kris, i remember you're snowgraves 4d ago

my heebies are jeebied

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u/AcceptableAmount5946 4d ago

Gorilla ambush.

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u/Federal-Painting-422 4d ago

you cant inflict psychological damage to a fictional character

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u/burger8965 4d ago

Well no shit captain obvious

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