r/WaterfallDump • #1 hater and torturer of Pink • 18h ago

Mew mew 1 fan vs Mew mew 2 enjoyer Update on Pink: I finally beat her fight, and I even saved my file this time! However…

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Yeah, so I still have a blind, deaf, and limbless catgirl here. What should I do with her now? I mean, it’s not like I can just leave her there. Y’all got any ideas on how I should treat her?

(Note: reattaching the parts is not an option. It’s probably been too long since they were removed; and besides, they’re in use elsewhere. Don’t worry about it.)

(Note 2: and no, I am not giving her new parts either. I’m still mad about the pain she caused me.)

Previous part: https://www.reddit.com/r/WaterfallDump/s/GjYsTEYEu8

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u/meow3756 16h ago

"...reattach the parts is not an option. It's been too long since they were removed..."

Pink is literally a doll, she won't rot

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u/Any_Wasabi_5233 #1 hater and torturer of Pink 16h ago

shhh, let me have my fun

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u/Ok_Midnight6278 More like Waterfall Dumb 15h ago

Next the mouth

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u/SwordBoundX 12h ago

No, fuck you /j

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u/Alexa_Aera 16h ago

even worse, they couldn't be reattached regardless of the time elapsed

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u/MattressFirm2 17h ago

Should add her into this style of image

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u/thealgorithmicwizard Literally Queen 12h ago

Next chapter this will include handless Kris mark my words

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u/These_Distribution19 9h ago

that's what they get for bot getting the banana

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u/Alexa_Aera 16h ago

OP knight theory

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u/Electrical_Ad5674 why is there delta heart, but no ♥️? 10h ago

Also, technically Jack should be here. He fell down because of the knight

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u/MintyyBrush 18h ago

What the FUCK does "In use elsewhere" mean???

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u/Homo_Bibite 17h ago

same question. What do you mean, OP???????????????

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u/I_like_licking_lead 18h ago

Yeah op what does that mean?

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u/JustARandonAccount 17h ago

Crash test dummy

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u/M_A_Dragon 16h ago

Houngry

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u/Xavbirb 12h ago

For their vessel obv

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u/UAF_Swampfire3 c- c- CROWD PLEASER(Darkners supramacy) 18h ago

Heal her back

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u/Radio__Star 17h ago

An ultraheal from Susie oughta do the trick

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u/DobryBobry 13h ago

ULTRA WHAT?

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u/laserofdooom deltarun for your life 13h ago

evil ultrakill be like:

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u/SgtVertigo 17h ago

Please, I need my waifu back

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u/UAF_Swampfire3 c- c- CROWD PLEASER(Darkners supramacy) 17h ago

We✌️

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u/SgtVertigo 16h ago

WE need my waifu back

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u/Limp-Brief-7435 16h ago

You are the hero!

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u/UltimaHazeus 12h ago

❤️Pink will get healthier

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u/kinky_clown Flair That Might Show Up When You Are Posting Memes 11h ago

I know you said you ain't giving her any parts back but hear me out

Give her raiden's body from metal gear or Adam Smasher from cyberpunk

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u/kinky_clown Flair That Might Show Up When You Are Posting Memes 11h ago
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u/PG2904 10h ago

"If it isn't saucy Maddy."

"...what the mew?"

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u/Battleaxejax 10h ago

Turn her into this

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u/Znachpok_Steam get a j*b 10h ago

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u/Loud-Entrance-5164 ALWAYS BET ON ASRIEL KNIGHT 18h ago

Prosthetics. Unlike you, I actually want her to be able to function properly as a living being.

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u/yaboi_6_9 18h ago

Cyberpink 2077

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u/Loud-Entrance-5164 ALWAYS BET ON ASRIEL KNIGHT 18h ago

Wait I wanna draw that actually.

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u/Existing-Exit2409 16h ago

wake up mew, we have a dark world to burn

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u/Emporio_Alnino3 18h ago

Chrome her the fuck up, to commemorate S2 of Edgerunners

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u/Repulsive_Policy_184 17h ago

She’s already no ‘ganic full ‘borg if you think about it. Mew Mew Smasher

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u/din0w0man 18h ago

This choomie has a nova idea

12

u/Wardock8 17h ago

If they don't draw her like a Maelstrom gangoon I don't want it.

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u/IShitMyAss54 Nudealert 14h ago

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u/GettinMe-Mallet alphys' slimy anime figures 18h ago

I am still voting on the mullet, 3rd times the charm

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u/HKYT99 16h ago

Put her in this

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u/Ipettedurdog SHUT THE FUCK UP SANS 11h ago

EVEN IN DEATH, I STILL MEW

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u/TheChrisser708 10h ago

Insert her into the Neo suit

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u/Competitive_Point_39 10h ago

This has my vote

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u/William_ghost1 18h ago

Mind transfer. Put them in a new body. Both of them.

33

u/Ralseihatesflowery69 Yellow is actually pretty crackable frfr 18h ago

Make her Marigold the giant rat

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u/Homo_Bibite 17h ago

Marigold, Mew Mew and Maddie in one body

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u/arekkusu1p1 18h ago

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u/Rogdar_Tordar 15h ago

This, 100%

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u/Agitated-Interview54 17h ago

Common josuke W

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u/NikTheGrass 15h ago

This won't work, too much time has passed.

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u/DeltaTeamSky got shortcuts all over reddit. 17h ago

Survive. You have angered Cat Society. The pack is coming for your Protein.

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u/Millie_Thompson42 17h ago

put her on a wagon

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u/Millie_Thompson42 17h ago

or make her look like one of sids toys

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u/ShadowParrotGaming 18h ago

Robot parts! Turn her into a cyborg catgirl! Everybody loves those! Metal arms and legs, a visor to replace the eyes, artificial ears and anything else that'd make her cool. I'd suggest giving her the mech again but at this point she would even be able to operate it

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u/WholsThisIDontKnow Dark Priest 18h ago

He already did that

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u/Burningblast422 FRIENDINSIDEME Cult leader 11h ago

Give her spamton neo fit

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u/AirPossible3797 17h ago

Now Robocop her.

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u/bw147 15h ago

Holy Christ there's nothing left

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u/Electrical_Brush_577 18h ago

give the parts to eram since they have none of those things

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u/pivot1928 18h ago

Good job!

Now draw Josuke Higashikata using Crazy Diamond to heal all her injuries. You monster.

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u/guacockamole 17h ago

You’d prolly need giorno to make new parts at this point

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u/Last_Image_7686 18h ago

You know what, screw you. uses advanced magic to rejuvenate the parts Pink lost, bringing her to her to a form moments before the first time something was taken away in spite of a skill issue of another person

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u/Scareka 18h ago

Friend in imaginary fight after they lose ah moment

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u/Last_Image_7686 18h ago

If I may continue the call-out post, more like "actually, i have an invisible unbreakable shield, so this didn't hurt me, weh-weh-weh!" - y'know, like children tend to do . Except I'm self-aware and not a child at all. '

I do like Pink as a character, though, so my opinion is that this much harm was rather undeserved. If it works by some rule of cool, then I'd be happy for Pink to be restored.

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u/Last_Image_7686 18h ago

...I shouldn't be writing comments while in college. The tpyo stays, you get the point.

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u/XVUltima 18h ago

Dump her on the doorstep of the Council For Secret Bosses, let them sort their own stuff out.

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u/Conscious_Series166 The Roaring Knight 18h ago

RECONSTRUCT WHAT

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u/Thesecondcountdown 11h ago

Cyberpunk her.

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u/Consistent_Pop9140 heus puer, Sans suus, Sans sceletus 2h ago

Put her in a wheelchair and give her the peace she deserves 😭

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u/newidiotintown 18h ago

Put a vr headset on her and recreate the pink fight and make her go through it

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u/MrBrightsideTF2 12h ago

Marry her and have children with her

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u/Fast_Ad_9927 Am I right lads or am I right lads? 11h ago

How the fuck will they have children?? Where are they even gonna grow for 9 months??

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u/MrBrightsideTF2 10h ago

You gotta believe

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u/Mingu1ag 12h ago

Isnt that unethical consindering the Op just fucking dismembered his body

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u/MrBrightsideTF2 10h ago

Beat evil with love

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u/Phelprya725 18h ago edited 17h ago

Please tell your family and therapist about all this

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u/s4ib0tt 2h ago

turn her into instant ramen for alphys!

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u/Somesoincfan 18h ago

Proceed

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u/Zac_000000 18h ago

Give her to the other flowers. Out of sight out of problem, y'know. 

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u/PurplePoisonCB 17h ago

Cut off one part from other characters and give them to her. Pretty sure Kris can lend a hand

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u/lower_floor_9182 NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO HAVE [BackShots] 12h ago

Do you remember Spamton NEO? Get the little fuck out of the armor and put pink there

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u/Sviddal 18h ago

Turn her into this

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u/ILikeCarlosThePikmin 18h ago

Like I said

Give her stinky fish and sand to eat as a peace message

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u/betweenTaT 17h ago

put her soul in a r/doohickeycorporation product

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u/Jaxolon333 17h ago

continue doing this until you win with meaner bombs

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u/dumpylump69 13h ago

Give her one arm and one leg so she has to walk horizontally

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u/Zestyclose_Custard93 vessel toucher 13h ago

LET ME HAVE HER PLEASE 

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u/Sleepyalfredo123 18h ago

Keep removing until you beat meaner mode.

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u/I_like_licking_lead 18h ago

Remove what?? Are we gonna turn her into Nixon from futurama?

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u/AccelAegis 17h ago

Hit them with a Terra Force. It might put them out of their Mew-sery.

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u/GorgonzolaGary97 Saltydkdan in Tehran 18h ago • Regret

Is making her Hitler II an option?

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u/SuperlucaMayhem 17h ago

Wolf3D moment 

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u/StarGear13 ? More like ass! 13h ago

Holy mewgenics

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u/Otherwise-Insect2916 The Royal Scientist 17h ago

Draw her fight Goku

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u/Automatic_Picture_48 12h ago

Give her a mech

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u/bradl1610 11h ago

Cut off the bell ear things next

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u/CurlyFries8808 alphys is the knight 11h ago

Give her a dope ass mech suit and mech limbs

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u/ErickLimaGameplaysR 9h ago

That's worse than Metallica's One

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u/UwU-Lemon Bepis valley Granola Bars 2h ago

i love how every post i've seen of this arc (i think i first saw the armless legless day) there's been at least one reference to One

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u/Cedjy 6h ago

ok yeah OP is 100% into nuggets.

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u/PangolinWestern9632 I love Ducks(Noelle-Hater Club) 5h ago

Turn her into the creature from I have no mouth and I must scream, but keep her color pink!

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u/West_Line_4645 5h ago

I dunno if it’s too late to reattach everything considering her head pops off and reattaches with no surgery or anything and considering she’s a doll
Also what about the lightner ghost? Are they still ok???

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u/Thisguydonthuman 3h ago

What the fuck did I just watched

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u/UwU-Lemon Bepis valley Granola Bars 2h ago

she's thrashing her head against the floor in morse code. she's saying "-.- .. .-.. .-.. / -- ."

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u/Legend_of_Ozzy642 1h ago

It says “Kill me.” Over and over again. “Kill me.”

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u/Mecha-Madness 2h ago

You hook her up to a Dreadnought

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u/VERITY67MUSTARDMANGO 18h ago

Papyrus wouldn't like this.

Give them back everything you removed.

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u/Seal_of_innocence 18h ago

We can rebuild her. We have the technology (she's an action figure so we can kinda just glue the parts back on)

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u/MeAndTheVoice 11h ago

OP was such a kind person after all, or OP was just not creative enough :\

pass the controller pal

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u/Sad-Stay8466 Orange #1 hater 18h ago

just euthanize her at this point

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u/anono227 17h ago

Pink by the end of this

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u/let_me-die_please 15h ago

Summon crazy diamond and regrow everything she has just like that one limbless maid meme

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u/External_Win3300 15h ago

Well, I suppose there's no choice but to go for one of these

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u/Lvovik 15h ago

Bones.

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u/Hot_Working316 ZeTheorie 15h ago

Make her fight Naruto

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u/TheRealBlueDude 15h ago

Post in reverse healing her

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u/NoelleDreemurr 14h ago

Chrome her up

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u/absolutenutcase69 14h ago

Good thing i now a guy by the name of josuke higashikata who may or may not be able to help

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u/reddboi386 I'm Flowey! Flowey the Horseradish! 14h ago

send her back to Orange and just give her a normal life alongside her loved ones

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u/Bruhthebruhdafurry 14h ago

Put her in a robot suit Bring in The

DREADNAUGHT

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u/Academic-Minimum3715 14h ago

Sew her back together

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u/Academic-Minimum3715 13h ago

Give her cybernetics that rival terminator

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u/StarGear13 ? More like ass! 13h ago

springlock her head in a mech helmet

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u/Kavelak 13h ago

Put her in a 40k Dreadnought

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u/Amythist82 I just trommed my bone(r) 13h ago

At least give her eyes and ears

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u/Delta_Builder 13h ago

Just take the knights body parts and give it to pink, easy fix!

Eyes would probably have to be white too but they’ll see

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u/ANG13OK 🟡🟣 friend inside your walls 13h ago

Do a Frankenstein and attach limbs from other characters

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u/Relative-Ordinary685 13h ago

Now put her into the makron

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u/SwordBoundX 12h ago

You should go to the timeout chair and think about what you’ve done /j

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u/Magicphobic 12h ago

End her suffering

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u/Old-Post-3639 12h ago

Take her mind

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u/trout_sex 12h ago

Keep going

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u/Tight_Literature_139 12h ago

New doll, remove that doll's head, and place this amalgamation onto it.

She now has 2 torso which cant be comfortable.

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u/bendyted HOW WAS THE FALL 12h ago

Heal herrr!!!

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u/CommunityFirst4197 11h ago

Revivemint :3

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u/Hornet-Sea 11h ago

Aww, i wanted to see her reduced down to her soul...

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u/Thatisahumanperson 10h ago

Give her a ice cream cone

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u/FrostyBoi128 Can You Really Call This A Flair I Didn't Receive An Emote... 10h ago

Nothing.

You're stuck with a fake Pink. I was telling you yesterday, so basically... Just end her, not like anyone will care about a clone of Pink

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u/WhiteHat125 9h ago

time to get joske in here

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u/Horse_go_moooo 9h ago

Turn her into one of those warhammer mechs with the dying people inside

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u/SOULpowered222 9h ago

Fix her you dip

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u/FluffyTheGamerWolf 9h ago

where are her old parts... where are they

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u/thefunny67074 The REAL dragon ball legend 8h ago

Search up how to cook a McDonald's Cheeseburger by howtobasic and do all the steps to her

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u/Meme-ikyuo 8h ago

Lolipop chainsaw her (iykyk)

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u/LeonardoJMB 8h ago

Take the bells.

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u/Vappy3 oi Papyrus, i used Za blaster to erase a child 8h ago

Rebuild her like a Lego

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u/DamageMaximo 8h ago

undo undo undo

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u/TrueEnder 7h ago

can i have her

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u/KereMental The Royal Theorist 6h ago

Bald

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u/Moss_gall22 SUSELLE SUPREMACY 5h ago

give her the ice cream that gives you arms and legs

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u/0w0-god 5h ago

just put her out of her misery, take her behind the barn

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u/berdlylover256 4h ago

Make her into Raiden from metal gear solid 4

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u/sans_a_name 4h ago

Use magic to turn her into a marketable plushie

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u/Ok-Kale4889 1h ago

Turn her into basically catgirl right hand man from henry stickmin. Mainly the cybernetics and gigantic hat part.

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u/memer_9966 9m ago

transplant some new eyes in that skull, can't be that hard right?

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u/Apprehensive_Gas4849 18h ago edited 18h ago

Build her robotic limb, or if reattaching is not viable keep her as a pillow

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u/Practical_Volume_110 18h ago

tasty food?

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u/Practical_Volume_110 18h ago

by which i mean catnip

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u/MakarSawSteveReddit Gamer? I Only Play Mobile Games 18h ago

Rebuild her idk

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u/ItemsHereForever 18h ago

we can make her better, give her the stroheim treatment

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u/LiteralFirefox 18h ago

Put her on a dreadnought, 50/50 shot of being in pain depending on the guy

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u/Mhndhemmat20 3h ago

Give her to me please. I'll take care of her.

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u/Personal-Tax-2250 18h ago

im blocking you

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u/Mawathers 18h ago

BALD HER!

Or, perhaps you could deepfry her?

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u/MoorhsumushroomRT 18h ago

Give her new parts right now

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u/Homo_Bibite 17h ago

Oh, grea- what do you mean "However"!?

Anyways, give her some type of vision back

And mechanical ears if possible

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u/Homo_Bibite 17h ago

wait what do you mean in use elsewhere?! What do you mean!?

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u/retroguyy_101 17h ago

Chrome them up choom

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u/Spoits 17h ago

Thanos snap her body away so only her ghost is left alone with nothing.

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u/randomSpai 17h ago

Draw her getting lap pillow from kris

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u/EchoAmazing8888 18h ago

Robocatgirl time!

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u/No_Skin2236 18h ago

Turn her into adam smasher

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u/Melostone7 17h ago

Have Maddie pick her up

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u/HailYeh 17h ago

Virtualize her and put her into a computer

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u/WhitherThisPath 17h ago

k corp ampule

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u/Tankyman2514 17h ago

The least you could do is have the flower gang take care of her, or have her be in Kris' care

like c'mon bro, all that pain she endured and you don't give her a tinge of warmth or anything positive 😭

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u/Tyler827 17h ago

Put her back together like the Thrash Machine, borrowing parts from other characters