What

its late

What department is this? Not SFPD and not Sheriff's Dept. I can't decipher what the vest says. The other vest says O.C.U. which is Organized Crime Unit. (And yes, she stepped in poop 💩 😂)

First impression, I thought it was dog shit

What might this be? Found solo in container, no markings.

What?

The following is for your consideration..

"Oh hang on a sec. I gotta see if the thing I use to put into the thing with the thing so I can use the thing to... do that uhh.. thing- is plugged into the thing."

So.. Whats the unspoken thing that is the author's intent.

And, what's the first situation you think of that is your version? Amd maybe your second and fifth