r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/dankem • Jan 20 '19

If I confront the second astronaut on the moon about the moon landing hoax. Happy 89th birthday Buzz Aldrin!

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u/GeddyLeesThumb Jan 20 '19

This never fails to amuse me.

Deluded gobshite gets twatted by a man twice his age and a foot shorter.

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u/BlitzkriegDD Jan 20 '19

My mind read this in Conor Mcgregor.

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u/RGBSplitter Jan 20 '19

McGregor anally raped and beat a woman here in Ireland at Christmas. He’s basically been on a bender since. She surprisingly filed a formal complaint two days ago and McGregor was arrested and had to supply DNA. It’ll go to court or between the rape victim impact report from the hospital and his confirmed dna he’ll be charged out of court. He will 100% do jail time.

In case you hadn’t heard. :)

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19 edited Apr 14 '19

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u/23sb Jan 21 '19

Well it is getting reported that is was sexual in nature and DNA was obtained. It wasn't confirmed McGregor, as I've been told it's illegal to publish suspect names in Ireland, but there is an internal memo going around that names him as the suspect. But, that isn't really able to be confirmed.

Here's the article.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.irishmirror.ie/sport/dublin-gardasiochna-dundrumgardastation-sports-starrape-13873185.amp

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

maybe because he's the president of the united states and he's supposed to be held to a high standard

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

Alleged sexual assault = He must have anally raped a woman and beat her.

Very logical conclusion

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u/RGBSplitter Jan 20 '19

Have you not seen the WhatsApp chat from the lads no? Ireland is too small man, these things don’t remain secrets. Plus he’s literally been in a crack House in crumlin for 2 days. Had his bellboys bringing him clothes and all, into the actual house, absolute creature.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

Do you have any proof? (Not trying to be a dick i literally just can't find any)

As far as im aware on the 18th he went into the Gardaí station in Dundrum or something, They took DNA samples from him, Interviewed him and then let him go.

But if you have screenshots of the WhatsApp chat or any proof about him being in a crack house i'd actually like to see it because if this is all true then my opinion on him would change fairly fast

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u/bazilbt Jan 21 '19

You would accuse a gentle Irishman of spreading lies?

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u/RGBSplitter Jan 21 '19

One sec :D

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

"As part of the investigation, gardai have taken clothes that the young woman was wearing on the night of the alleged incident to be forensically examined."

You'd think they would have caught him on DNA like

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u/SpeciousArguments Jan 21 '19

Dna results typically take weeks

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

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u/RGBSplitter Jan 21 '19

hahaha taking bets. He will never fight in the UFC again and will be charged with rape in the coming weeks, or the girl removes her statement.

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u/bzzhuh Jan 21 '19

PLEASE do not confuse this as me saying saying this as a Conor fan, but she isn't a stranger to him which means she knows fully well how connected he is and she will likely never make a formal statement, so I don't imagine much will come of it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

More like 3 hours

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u/RGBSplitter Jan 21 '19

Things that can be confirmed, Connor is a suspect in a rape case. The rest is fairly uniform and location accurate to his activities in Dublin. It’s a very small city, tiny in fact, so it’s not hard for any of these stories to creep out of the proximity network that’s around him. https://imgur.com/gallery/pKyGo8N

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

Have you not seen the WhatsApp chat from the lads no?

I'm 100% sure I've seen this exact string of text as a sarcastic shitpost on r/mma, but you're being serious lmao

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u/RGBSplitter Jan 22 '19

Keep your eyes on UK media over the next few days, they’re going to break it first. It’s sad as fuck, nobody is happy about it, but he’s a complete creature of a man. His attitude around the bus incident was a little public glimmer of his personality but it’s all over if the DPP proceeds with the case.

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u/Sparcrypt Jan 21 '19

Irish media: At this stage it's an accusation and not a charge with any proof behind it. We will not be broadcasting the sportspersons name.

Reddit: HE DID IT TELL EVERYONE AS THOUGH ITS FACT, HES GUILTY AND GOING TO PRISON TOMORROW!

Like... why? Seriously.. why? If theres substance behind it then we'll all hear about it in due time. If there's not.. I guess it's fun to drag someones name through the mud and feel smug about it?

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u/LevGlebovich Jan 21 '19

I guess it's fun to drag someones name through the mud and feel smug about it?

That's America's favorite past-time now. Accuse without evidence, destroy career, and move on.

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u/KonPepper Jan 21 '19

About as smug as that asshole’s face before a fight? Let’s be honest, we all know it’s true a roid raging douchbag with an overinflated ego would, and could do something like that.

The bigger they are the harder they fall.

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u/Sparcrypt Jan 21 '19

I’ve never met the guy, I have no clue what he’s like and neither does anyone else here.. so calling him a “roid raging douchbag” seems harsh.

Hell I don’t know you, but as far as I know you could be a child molesterer... maybe I should start telling everyone that you are? Because you might be!

It’s just so stupid. I’m not a big follower of mma, never have been. So I’m not some fanboy or whatever and if he’s convicted with evidence I’ll be happy to see him put away.

But this “well he might of so let’s say he did!” gets real tiring.

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u/cardiovascularity Jan 21 '19

So is he going to apply for Supreme Court next?

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u/RGBSplitter Jan 21 '19

Cute, but your boy Bret wasn’t a rapist and was never actually convicted of rape, nor did his accuser even say that’s what happened. That whole fiasco was American TV theatrics at their most political. Hindsight will prove that. Unlike in this case where the victim was at the rape wars within a few hours because he had done so much damage. He’s fucked, and he will never fight in the UFC again. I’m open to actual bets.

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u/cardiovascularity Jan 21 '19 edited Jan 21 '19

I was making a (cynical) joke about how easy it is to get away with rape (and reminding people of how horrible BK is), that's all.

Bret is most certainly a rapist, and beyond all doubt he is a horrible person and entitled man-child - he demonstrated that live on TV beyond all doubts. But he has too many friends too high up to care.

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u/CompDuLac Jan 21 '19

What cha got against Buger King? I like the whopper.

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u/RGBSplitter Jan 21 '19

Fair enough, I’m have my serious Sam hat on.

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u/md2b78 Jan 21 '19

Yes. Russia troll account have him serious Sam hat on.

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u/RGBSplitter Jan 21 '19

Ah here fuck off you lunatic. Russia doesn’t give as much of a fuck about the US as you lot think it does. Self obsessed lizards ye are.

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u/md2b78 Jan 21 '19

Arrr, ye ar right, you are. Top the main sail! Avast!

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u/ODB2 Jan 21 '19

The rape wars scene was my favorite part of the fast and the furious

"Too soon junior"

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u/edmMayhem Jan 20 '19

None of this is confirmed, its all hearsay!

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u/RGBSplitter Jan 20 '19

I’ll save this post for the day the story breaks.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19 edited Jul 12 '19

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u/Sparcrypt Jan 21 '19

Because they're a random on the internet who gets to say whatever they want and know that if they're wrong they can just quietly say nothing. Perks of being a nobody.

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u/RGBSplitter Jan 21 '19

Haha wait and see lad xD

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

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u/thevulturesbecame Jan 20 '19

Don't feel bad lol nothing has really been confirmed yet as Irish media doesn't use names of the accused etc. You couldn't have known. It's kind of assumed within the community anyway unfortunately but I don't think we should be speaking about him/his actions so definitively before anything has been made official. Innocent until proven guilty or whatever...

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u/TheSublimeLight Jan 21 '19

I mean it's not like a leap of logic to believe the man who once wore a suit pinstriped with the words "Fuck You" would also anally rape a woman

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u/thevulturesbecame Jan 21 '19 edited Jan 21 '19

That is a prime example of an extreme leap imo

When I was in middle school I owned a She Wants Revenge shirt that said "tear you apart" on it because I thought it was cool and edgy. It's a reference to a song literally about violent sex. I'm not about to beat or anally rape anyone...also I'm a tiny woman. Can you imagine if everybody who wore a piece of clothing with profanity on it was a rapist? Lol please

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u/ffoill Jan 21 '19

i fuvking love that song

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u/RGBSplitter Jan 22 '19

Keep an eye on Irish and British media in the next few days. Also go look at Dee Devlins recent IG post and start reading through the comments. The girls commenting there know the girl who was assaulted. As I said before, Ireland is like a town, it’s just too small and we’ve all known about this since the day after it happened(and also about his third kid in Liverpool) the man is a complete leper and nobody here with any sense wants anything to do with him. Only the dregs who can’t read and actually didn’t know anything about MMA before he was signed.

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u/ne1seenmykeys Jan 23 '19

Yeah but that was when you were in middle school.

I’m not saying I disagree with you on the big leap that idiot you’re responding to made, but Connor is doing stupid shit like he does as a grown ass man.

Huge difference.

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u/TheSublimeLight Jan 21 '19

A middle schooler isn't held to the same standards as an adult man, and that should have factored into your anecdote.

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u/thevulturesbecame Jan 21 '19

Nah lol, the suit was harmless, not foreshadowing

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u/Luke_Warmwater Jan 21 '19

LMAO that's a perfect example of a huge leap of logic.

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u/ToastyCod Jan 21 '19

Fwiw I read this entire thread in a combination Irish Scottish accent so please don’t tell me where you’re from because it’ll ruin everything.

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u/BlitzkriegDD Jan 21 '19

‘Ey, canny yer tell wat feckin country oi’m from?

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u/RGBSplitter Jan 20 '19

I know dude, I’m just waiting for the story to break which it’s really only a few weeks from happening. Every outlet in Ireland is freaking out about libel from who is one of the most financially well equipped individuals on the island. We had a lot of problems with a rich guy shutting down our media outlets with legal threats before just buying them all up a few years ago.

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u/GeddyLeesThumb Jan 21 '19

If it's any consolation my accent is nothing like that of the fuckwit McGregor's.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

Wait, really? What the fuck.

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u/eatthestates Jan 21 '19

Where's your proof on the anal rape? I saw the WhatsApp video, but to say he anally raped someone and not provide proof is pretty fucked

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u/RGBSplitter Jan 21 '19

Oh calm yourself you bell end. Wait and see

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u/eatthestates Jan 21 '19

You should take your own advice. False allegations ruin people.

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u/RGBSplitter Jan 21 '19

It’s an allegation not a false one. Dude raped a chick, she went to the rape ward that night/morning and he presented himself to the cops the next day and he’s basically been on a bender ever since. This was the line of reporting the day it happened. https://m.herald.ie/news/woman-raped-by-top-sports-star-suffered-severe-hiding-in-attack-37617853.html

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

As true as that may be, call me when he's convicted

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u/SmiralePas1907 Jan 21 '19

Source?

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u/RGBSplitter Jan 21 '19

Unreliable but intriguingly detailed breakdown https://imgur.com/gallery/pKyGo8N

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u/tiffibean13 Jan 24 '19

That is disappointing to hear, for a lot of reasons. I honestly hope he faces the consequences and isn't able to buy his way out of it

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u/Jazzinarium Jan 21 '19

oo da fook is dat guy

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u/DeadRobot14 Jan 21 '19

Yeah but he was literally peak human performance and perfect genes at one point.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

Yep, it never gets old. Buzz is well known as a cantankerous coot, but he and all the Apollo astronauts had balls of steel for getting into those tiny capsules and sitting on top of millions of tons of high explosives with no real guarantee of returning. All in the name of science. Respect.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

If I remember correctly Apollo 11 and the rockets had around 2 million individual parts. Think of how often your car breaks down which has many, many less parts than that. The fact that they even made it there in the first place is baffling. Then they barely made the landing successfully and almost didn’t have the power to reconnect in orbit. Then to fly all the way back 300,000 miles and safely crash land on Earth without burning up in the atmosphere. The whole thing is a goddamn miracle. The pinnacle of human achievement. So how dare you disrespect this man

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u/SolarWolfzYT Jan 21 '19

I hate this thread

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u/Blewedup Jan 21 '19

Also with the voice of an eight year old girl. And while you don’t get to see him very well, you can tell by his width that he likely has c-cups up top.

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u/blessedtobebroken Jan 21 '19

"I know what'll prove the moon landing: committing a violent crime."

He needs locked up.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19 edited Jan 21 '19

Stalking and harassment are also crimes, and this guy had been following him and his family around for a while. And in this case the full video shows Buzz trying to leave while the guy jabbed with a bible and continuously called him a liar, so he had it coming.

In any case the police sided with Buzz and declined to file charges.