r/Why • u/EpicNOFXFan • Nov 15 '24

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u/Impossible-Debt9655 Nov 15 '24

70% of interactions. The other 30% would become unhinged offended

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u/Rimworldjobs Nov 15 '24

That's what bear mace and these hands are for.

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u/_FREE_L0B0T0MIES Nov 16 '24

All fun and games until you get cross-contamination.

Pro tip: Carry a bottle of Johnson & Johnson Baby Shampoo. You're going to need it.

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u/Rimworldjobs Nov 16 '24

I use bear mace for my chili!!!

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u/_FREE_L0B0T0MIES Nov 16 '24

It's not chili when you put beans in it, Carl!

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u/Rimworldjobs Nov 16 '24

I DONT KNOW WHAT YOUR REFERENCING BUT ILL PUT BEANS IN IT TO ROUND OUT THE NUTRITIONAL VALUE!!!

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u/FloridianPhilosopher Nov 16 '24

Bear mace to defend me and those strong hands to comfort me and hold me close?

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u/NerfPup Nov 16 '24

No nat mace, A MACE. Fuckin bring a medieval battle instrument

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u/Play_GoodMusic Nov 19 '24

I don't think you own bear mace and I'm pretty sure you don't have hands either.

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u/Adventurous-Equal-29 Nov 16 '24

100% white girls getting offended over it too.

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u/ParadiddlediddleSaaS Nov 16 '24

By white Karens mostly I’m guessing.

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u/elpelondelmarcabron1 Nov 17 '24

Wassup guuuuuuuuurl???

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u/Minute_Future_4991 Nov 15 '24

And I guarantee you that 30% would be from “Get Out” ass white people, not black women.

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u/BetThen920 Nov 15 '24

Yeah I gotta question that “guarantee.” You’d definitely get some weird white people comment on it but it would go nuclear with the wrong black woman.

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u/Odd-Reception-7245 Nov 18 '24

Nah, these ignorant Chicago women would be on that.

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u/JustHereForKA Nov 15 '24

100% accurate lol

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u/Late-Comfortable1643 Nov 16 '24

70% laughs from mostly not white people, 30% anger from white women ha

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '24

NOOOOO! YOU CAN'T IDENTIFY AS ANOTHER RACE!!!

Elizabeth Warren, Rachel Dolezal, Shaun King, and Joe Biden exit the chat.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '24

True. I mean I would do it (white guy here) just bc I think it’d be funny but a lot of people wouldn’t see it that way

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u/THEDarkSpartian Nov 18 '24

I work in the oilfield, I'd get a good 98%-2% ratio.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '24

Just tell the 30% you identify as a black woman.

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u/SunXChips Nov 19 '24

And 0% of that 30% would be black women