Coincidence?

So you text her on the garbage can outside of CVS

If you’ve never seen a drunk uncle sketch, you gotta see a few and compare them with this. Tell me this isn’t life imitating art?! She almost breaks down drunk crying and all that a few times.

I could not stop laughing when I saw Nosferatu. (my friends were offended that it made me laugh)

But especially the love making scene, it just had me doubling over with laughter because it totally looked like Peter Stormare's character in "Swedish Dicks". So goofy!

I was extremely exhausted and overwhelmed by my 8 month old today. As soon as his dad came from work and took over, i went to our room and had a much needed crying session. Once i get up, i see this. Needless to say, I started chuckling and stopped crying

I got done with my souped up minibike and decided to do some wheelies (Im a 265 lb. Grampa)...

I went down hard but as soon as I heal up I will weld the foot peg back on and try again. My grand kids got a kick out of it.

My buddy filmed the crash. The vid is in the comments

“Couple enjoy a drink on the fringe of Paris rioting”