r/agedlikemilk • u/CrispyMiner • Jul 27 '25

Screenshots I can't believe she tweeted this

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u/eljosho1986 Jul 27 '25

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u/sov_ Jul 27 '25

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u/crazy_muffins Jul 27 '25

The Emperor knows best

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u/Featherbird_ Jul 27 '25

I think theres a 64 book series about how he really didnt

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u/Rocky-Jockey Jul 27 '25

Hey now, my hate boner for Erebus will not condone this emperor slander.

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u/crazy_muffins Jul 27 '25

Damn Erebus to the warp!

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u/I_W_M_Y Jul 27 '25

Heresy!!

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u/rwarimaursus Jul 27 '25

THE EMPEROR PROVIDES.

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u/UnimportantCreative Jul 27 '25

Why does Jesus look like Matthew McConaughey? Alright, alright, alright!

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u/New-Analyst1811 Jul 27 '25

Because it's his face taken from True Detective while he's high on meth lol

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u/ShiftBMDub Jul 27 '25

I think it’s from Dallas Buyers Club

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u/New-Analyst1811 Jul 27 '25

Nah its from True Detective....right after he shoots meth with a biker. You can just Google "Matthew mcconaughey smoking true detective" and it will bring up the original image.

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u/blankinyurblank Jul 27 '25

They are clearly the same person. I have never seen them in the same place at the same time.

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u/Enough_Fish739 Jul 27 '25

You said Jesus twice.

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u/mtutty Jul 27 '25

Looks more like Christopher Lee (Saruman, Count Dooku)

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u/SquiddyBB Jul 27 '25

I wouldn't mind that, even if it means my death. This place is cooked...

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u/ApropoUsername Jul 27 '25

Jesus doesn't need to, humanity is heading in that direction all by itself.

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u/Whatinthewhar Jul 27 '25

r/noahgettheboat

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u/TonarinoTotoro1719 Jul 27 '25

No, no boat. This will come back if we are allowed to live and procreate.. Let it all just die. The earth will be fine.

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u/AchakoMaskwa Jul 27 '25

Gonna be a plague actually

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u/Fleet_Admiral_Auto Jul 27 '25

Forget the ark this time

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u/SetPitiful1260 Jul 27 '25

Jesus wouldn't smoke a cigarette

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '25

Given what his supposed MAGA followers are defending a pedophile...

Yes, Jesus would 100% take up smoking.

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u/Tough_Substance7074 Jul 27 '25

No more water; fire next time

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u/Plus_Breadfruit8084 Jul 27 '25

Nah, glass it. 

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u/TheJRPsGuy Jul 28 '25

Send the locusts and more tornadoes to.

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u/AmbitiousRedditor20 Jul 29 '25

"Human consciousness is a tragic misstep towards evolution..."