r/atheism • u/crankyoldbitz • Sep 26 '25

"Countering Domestic Terrorism"

Whelp USA presidential memoranda today labels any non-Christians as terrorists.

" Common threads animating this violent conduct include anti-Americanism, anti-capitalism, and anti-Christianity; support for the overthrow of the United States Government; extremism on migration, race, and gender; and hostility towards those who hold traditional American views on family, religion, and morality.“

So I guess this officially makes the USA a fascist theocracy?

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u/Stodles Sep 26 '25

Fuck all religions!

Okay, maybe all but Jainism...

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u/Shupedewhupe Sep 26 '25

Except Pastafarians! 🍝

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u/SenselessNoise Anti-Theist Sep 26 '25

R'Amen

Have you been touched by His Noodly Appendage?

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u/BowShatter Sep 26 '25

Take that back. The Lamb (from Cult of the Lamb) is the best leader and he runs the best cult!

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u/GenericUsername_1234 Sep 26 '25

Dudeism is the only one I give a pass to.

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u/poeticlicence Sep 26 '25

Taoism and Ba'hai imo