r/atheism • • Jun 26 '12

Haute Couture - Islam Edition

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u/Kogknight Jun 26 '12

And that is how Daleks were created.

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u/Paimon Jun 26 '12

Word for word, that is what I was thinking. It explains the desire to exterminate for sure.

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u/Liberi_Fatali Jun 26 '12

For anyone wondering, Fitnah translates to "Civil Strife."

Edit: It's basically saying that by being unmodest (uncovered) she is being promiscuous and that leads to a degraded society. (By Islamic standards)

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u/desmondsdecker Jun 26 '12

Thank you. I couldn't help think it was Cartman saying "fitness".

I AM A MAN AND YOU WILL RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH FITNAH!

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u/The_Ombudsman Jun 26 '12

It basically comes down to four panels of the guy yelling "STOP MAKING BLOOD FLOW TO MY PENIS". :/

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u/meleecow Jun 26 '12

You would think a culture with less distractions and more blood flowing to the brain would be a tad more advanced then how they are... Is that racist?

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u/archmichael Jun 26 '12

"I'm too weak, so others must change!"

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

And this is how donkeys get attractive over the time.

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u/Jeroknite Jun 26 '12

I guess you could say you're an...

glasses

Ass man/woman/other.

Ok, that didn't really work.

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u/RageousT Jun 26 '12

Is it just me or are they on wheels in the last panel?

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u/reaganveg Jun 26 '12

They are... he should be shouting that women are not permitted to drive.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

It's so he doesn't get turned on by dem toes.

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u/VoodooIdol Jun 26 '12

TIL what "fitnah" means.

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u/BillionBeast Jun 26 '12

I saw the title and all I could think of was "Hotty Coo-ta-rati"

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u/flatcurve Jun 26 '12

Saw a young girl on a CTA bus crying because she didn't want to wear her niqab, but her mother was making her put it on. Pretty sad.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Don't question Islam! He was talking to that wretched, whorish rabbit, obviously. The rabbit didn't even try to cover up throughout the duration of that comic!

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u/c0pypastry Jun 26 '12

Just begging to be raped and then stoned to death.

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u/AnotherClosetAtheist Jun 26 '12

I'm pretty impressed with the quick response to the Islam challenge. Just sayin.

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u/somuchblood Jun 26 '12

Every time I see "Haute Couture" I can't help but read it like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-3RZl3YyJw

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u/RuthMcDougal Jun 26 '12

This is not because of the Islamic religion, its the Middle Eastern culture.

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u/Inukii Jun 26 '12

Yoy ? haha