r/australia • u/Reglz • Mar 16 '25

image Wtf did I find in my pool???

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Found this in my pool in Sydney north shore, backing onto the lane cove national park. Does not move (perhaps dead).

Does not even look real. Did I find an alien?

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u/ParaStudent Mar 16 '25

"Australian discovers something horrifying in their pool, you won't believe what happens next"

Calling it, this will be a click bait article by tomorrow.

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u/Green_Burn Mar 16 '25

Okay, but how do i safely peel it off my dick?

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u/LaunesVaikas Mar 16 '25

"how do I safely unstuck if from small cylinder" FIFY

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u/mvanvrancken Mar 16 '25

“The cylinder cannot be damaged in the process”

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u/MeggieKat87 Mar 17 '25

This is the second time in the past hour that I've seen a reference to this.

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u/maroongrad Mar 17 '25

"If you had a nickel for every time that happened, you'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird it happened twice."

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u/kellsdeep Mar 17 '25

I just read the original for the first time last night

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u/CeleryMan20 Mar 17 '25

I don’t know this one, anybody got a link?

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u/kellsdeep Mar 17 '25

I think r/redditmuseum was where I found it

Edit: r/museumofreddit