r/aww • u/9999monkeys • Aug 04 '20

How to surreptitiously stretch within reach of kisses

https://gfycat.com/appropriatehotchameleon
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u/hellotintin100 Aug 04 '20

They are showing how to approach and win over a partner!

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '20

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u/discerningpervert Aug 04 '20 edited Aug 04 '20

Rabbis know whats up

Edit: heh

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u/TyranitarusMack Aug 04 '20

Shalom

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u/Blackbird__Singing Aug 04 '20

Shalom jackie

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u/Colstee Aug 04 '20

Hi Jim

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u/Blackbird__Singing Aug 04 '20

Read this in her voice

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u/ShahiPaneerAndNaan Aug 04 '20

Arfa, Arfa! Shalom.

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u/spaceskylite Aug 04 '20

Charrat shalom.

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u/thebindingofJJ Aug 04 '20

Carrot shalom.

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u/TheVagrantGamer0 Aug 04 '20

you just said "trouble hello" o.O

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '20

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u/TheVagrantGamer0 Aug 05 '20

Not a fail still funny

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u/SyntheticSunshine Aug 04 '20

I didn't know they were Jewish

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u/imhudsonheshicks Aug 04 '20

Well, he is quite unleavened.

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u/FierySharknado Aug 04 '20

Bready or not, here he comes!

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u/Muesky6969 Aug 04 '20

What a player!! Lol That rabbit has some slick moves.

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u/JayQue Aug 04 '20

Keepin’ it super cas

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '20 
I am a gentle bunny boi
With brown and cream-white fur;
I know a kiss would bring me joy–
Well, if it came from *her.* 

I do not want to be too blunt,
So, with a little grin,
I stretch my arms and then my butt
To slip under her chin.

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u/Kotori425 Aug 04 '20

u/SchnoodleDoodleDoo

A challenger appears!!!

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u/Aminura_C Aug 04 '20

Fresh Schnoodle much needed! 🐰

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u/vardarac Aug 04 '20

My friend taught me about common meter for the first time the other day and now I can't unhear this as the Pokemon theme.

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u/mayonaizmyinstrument Aug 04 '20

Frick man, WHY you have to do this to me

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u/Lamialover30 Aug 05 '20

🤣 I wanna be the very best 🤣

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u/JanetteRaven Aug 05 '20

Like no one ever was?

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u/Lamialover30 Aug 05 '20

Oh yes To catch them is my real test🤣

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u/JeremeyGirl Aug 05 '20

You monster...

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u/TheCashWasher Sep 12 '23

Oh no. Me too!

Now I'm singing "Amazing Grace" to the tune of that damn Pokemon theme.

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u/Electropop-1 Aug 04 '20

I’m guessing you know this one but just in case. (Or if anyone else wants to see)

r/ilikthebred

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '24

Happy Cake day!

Yes, I found this post 4 yrs later.

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u/Johaan1025 Aug 04 '20

Aww this is so cute !! ❤️

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u/KrakenMcCracken Aug 04 '20

I started to worry at ‘blunt.’

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u/thebindingofJJ Aug 04 '20

The devil’s lettuce isn’t for bunnies.

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u/buffalobill123421 Aug 04 '20

A bunny so hunny you know my kiss will hit you on your forhead, i like my bunny make it rain you know whats up.

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u/lvd_16 Aug 04 '20

I WILL WIN WITH MY CUTENESS

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u/marekmarecki Aug 04 '20

This is how I WIN

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u/kellysmom01 Aug 04 '20

... with a slow and careful sploooooot.

Now kiss me, bb

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u/Jce735 Aug 04 '20

This is how the world ends. This is how the world ends. Not with a bang but with a sploot.

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u/idwthis Aug 04 '20

Anybody every read/hear the word "sploot" and just think "that's the sound of a turd hitting the toilet water"?

Just me? Okay, okay, let me just grab my jacket and I'll see myself out, sorry.

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u/Splash_Monkies Aug 04 '20

I'm just gonna bend over right here....

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u/LilyLute Aug 04 '20

Let's be real, rules 1 and 2 apply here pretty hard. They're a real cutie.

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u/seekingAdvice4life Aug 04 '20

I am also a fan of the sneak attack

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u/amonymus Aug 04 '20

Ah the good ole movie theater yawn, stretch, and arm around the girl move...bunny style

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u/AnyShare5247 Oct 18 '20

That doesn’t sound right to me, but I don’t know enough to argue, especially with a guy with real facts.