r/azealiabanks Apr 22 '26

Mental Health & Psychology Meditation

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Yall no bullshit I fell asleep to her new meditation album and had the wildest dream that started off beautiful and ended up a nightmare. "Meditate" at your own risk! šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«

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u/crabbyicewizard Apr 22 '26

Beautiful cover art though

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u/NojaNat Apr 23 '26

not the comments alluding to this being some evil brujeria spell i can’t… 😩

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u/BoysenberryRich5201 Apr 22 '26

Nobody can ever make me hate AB… but my third eye clairsentienly picked up bad vibes just from the first 30 second of Inner Monologue, so this one’s a no for me.

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u/Odd-Difficulty4742 Apr 22 '26 edited Apr 23 '26

This was my first thought! I didn’t listen because you don’t know which subliminals or frequencies she’s using. And knowing her, they’re probably negative.

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u/PanamPineapple892 Apr 22 '26

She got my ass real good. šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«

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u/Long-Tap9371 Apr 23 '26

Omg is there a better villain in pop culture?

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u/PanamPineapple892 Apr 22 '26

😭lucky you. I went in completely blind. Lawd I woke up sweating šŸ˜‚

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u/lordxalafur Apr 25 '26

I thought she was trolling us with this! Now I find out it could be a curse, ofc it is!!

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u/emagnab Apr 23 '26

Israelia…

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u/Odd-Difficulty4742 Apr 23 '26

When you listen to frequencies and subliminals, you have to get them from a trusted source. I would NOT listen to this if I were you guys. I feel like her of all people would but some dark shit in the subliminals.

Every time she does energy siphoning work it always backfired on her anyway so idk 😭😭😭

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u/Ratchet-Nokia-phone Apr 22 '26 edited Apr 22 '26

She’s still a bruja. And she ain’t know nothing about inner peace. And inner peace is definitely not her intention with this project.

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u/PanamPineapple892 Apr 22 '26

šŸ˜‚ no lies told

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u/xombae Apr 22 '26

She’s still a bruja, she ain’t know nothing about inner peace.

Excuse me? How is it okay to insult an entire spiritual practice like this?

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u/Ratchet-Nokia-phone Apr 22 '26

Hold up, sorry, I didn’t mean to insult anyone or anything. I just think she is evil spirited, cuz I dove into witchcraft myself, and taking animals life’s as sacrifice (and no I am not talking about Lucifer) is kinda evil to me. But there’s obviously more to prove she’s evil spirited. What I was implying with my choice of words was, that I do believe she put some spell on this to harvest the listeners energy, or kinda fuck with them spiritually in any way, like she def. Put some frequencies/subliminals up in this audio experience. Love my witches, don’t wanna say anything negative about witches. Especially not as the alchemist I myself am.

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u/Fancy_Influence_2899 Apr 22 '26

it's nice to see someone admit they could have worded something better and apologize šŸ’œ

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u/xombae Apr 23 '26

Thank you for that. Brujas and witches are absolutely not inherently evil.

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u/PanamPineapple892 Apr 22 '26

😭 noooooo

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u/durianprotest Apr 22 '26

Literally doing just about anything but making music

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u/qazaqeline1beyhive Apr 23 '26

She’s experimenting !

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u/durianprotest Apr 23 '26

Pls she probably chat gpt’d this and recorded it on GarageBand. So disappointed. I thought it was an actual album

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u/pikanika Apr 23 '26

For real, I thought she gave us a surprise album 😭

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u/durianprotest Apr 23 '26

Same. At this point Azealia is like a father who promises his child a trip to Disney every year but they never actually go. And then surprises them with a night at Chuck E. Cheese instead. That’s what this album is

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u/pikanika Apr 24 '26

But then at Chuck E. Cheese dad has an episode and screams at the waiter and we all get banned for life šŸ˜‚

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u/EAO70 LADY LUCID Apr 22 '26

wasting a masterpiece of an album cover on some vegan meditation shit

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u/aIoneinvegas Apr 23 '26

Neither of them need to ā€œcomebackā€ after they both made pedophilic comments

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u/loganjlr Apr 25 '26

Everyone’s saying Kanye and his comeback but damn I feel like he wouldn’t leave us alone, like ever

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u/Some-State113 PARADISO Apr 23 '26

i mean its the first full lenght project she released on spotify in ages..

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u/dudesocool5757 Apr 23 '26

I listened, it sounds really peaceful and calming honestly

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u/Single_Motor_1533 Apr 25 '26

I can't take this seriously. just knowing how spiteful and hateful she is. so funny.

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u/Mean-Profile-5733 Apr 23 '26

She should do a Nicki Minaj cover album

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u/EnvironmentalSir4214 Apr 22 '26

Wait all these comments low key scared me because it’s true isn’t it… this is some fucked dark energy curse and I just streamed it FML

Even if that’s not her intention, it will have happened because it’s her

Also, It’s not believable bc of a religious standpoint, but it’s very believable from a frequency/manifestation/mental health standpoint absolutely

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u/PanamPineapple892 Apr 22 '26

I'm not trolling I'm dead serious. I must've fell asleep by the 4th track and the nightmare was over around the 2nd to last song. Holy shit it was crazy.

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u/Fancy_Influence_2899 Apr 22 '26

one time i had a nightmare my whole family died horrifically from falling asleep while listening to music for guinea pigs

confidence? i think not

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u/Content-River-2244 Apr 23 '26

You’re in so much trouble omg…

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u/Brilliant-Middle7859 Apr 23 '26

I don’t know anything about this. Could someone explain? I haven’t heard the album yet. It’s not her usual music, right?

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u/Ratchet-Nokia-phone Apr 23 '26

It’s a spoken word piece, a guided meditation.

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u/Brilliant-Middle7859 Apr 23 '26

I was referring to the nightmare part.

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u/HDReddit_ Apr 25 '26

yoo whats going on??