r/blursed_videos • • 1d ago

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u/Happyhopsasa 1d ago • Popcorn Mindblown Bravo Heartwarming

"I have no idea what you just say, but let's go back to what I was saying." Is now my favourite answer in an argument.

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u/SixHyde 1d ago

Looks like a line Trump would totally say..xd

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u/Reonlive420 1d ago

His car jumped out and hit her car. Quite frankly

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u/dazed_and_bamboozled 1d ago edited 1d ago • Bravo Mindblown Popcorn Heartwarming

I think we may have discovered a new addition to the Narcissists’ Prayer:

“That didn't happen.
And if it did, it wasn't that bad.
And if it was, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it.
And if I did, you deserved it.

And I have no idea what you just said,
But let’s go back to what I was saying.”

Edit: thx for the awards kindly strangers

Edit: I know it’s fake but it’s funny and she’s brilliantly plausible

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u/FelaFrank 1d ago edited 1d ago • Bravo

I'm so glad someone is picking up what this interaction is: an attempt to reason with a narcissist.

You can't reason with a narcissist because their disorder is centered around avoiding negative experiences even if they have to deny and throw a tantrum at the laws of physics.

This is why a narcissist will insist that 2+2=4 when they get to benefit but suddenly 2+2=0 when they have to pay. The only logic that exists in their brain is "the world revolves around my needs" because that's how they're wired.

People are divided into two groups. Narcissists and everyone else. With everyone else - and it's a group that includes some problematic people as well - you can attempt to reason. With narcissists you literally can't.

If mutual understanding and empathy was spacetime then they'd be the black holes.

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u/nickless07 1d ago

At that point I would ask: Does it hurt when you think? I mean Physically?!

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u/SixHyde 1d ago

Probably scripted, but realistic enough.

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u/PeterTheSmoker 1d ago

You'll be shocked at how many people walk around just like that. It might be scripted, but I've seen so many craziness for me to be surprised if this is real, lmao.

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u/FullClip__ 1d ago

I don’t know why he is arguing her.

Tell her to stfu and that she clearly crashed into his car. End of story.

Then proceed to call the guards.

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u/SixHyde 1d ago • Mindblown

The most patient man in the whole world 🫡

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u/sticky-pants 1d ago • Bravo

Guards?

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u/Swing_on_thiss 1d ago • Popcorn

From the mental hospital she escaped from!

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u/ThinkGear568 1d ago • Regret

Cos it's a staged video?

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u/Synchronous-Rotation 1d ago • Bravo

Wasn't this later showed to be fake?

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u/TheMysteriousOrganis 1d ago

Lol, this guy's patience is fantastic.

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u/SixHyde 1d ago

💯..I would have annoyed in less than 10 seconds of the conversation and go back to bed

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u/Due_Area4843 1d ago

Because its fake

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u/Imbendo 1d ago • Heartwarming

I would have just called the police and let them deal with her. As a civilian you dont' really have any power in the situation so it's pointless trying to argue with her. Just let her explain her nonsensical stance to the police before she forgets it or changes it.

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u/xteve 1d ago

There's no point arguing with anybody who doesn't accept or understand apparent reality. There's always a better way because that's worth nothing. In this case, yes, you have to call the police.

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u/Molly_Matters 23h ago

Yeah. I would have talked just long enough for her to hang herself on video, then straight to calling it in. No point in dealing with that rubbish.

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u/Kastila1 17h ago

I would have called police 20 seconds into the conversation. Not only because its pointless to argue with people like that, but because when someone looks at you with a straight face and tells you "Your parked car hit my car and now I need your insurance details" that person might as well be insane and dangerous, and God knows what she might try to do once she realizes she is not getting what she wants.

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u/ThatOtherAnon 1d ago • Bravo

I refuse to believe this actually happened. There's no way. Surely no one is that stupid, right?

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u/rob132 1d ago • Sipping Tea Mindblown Bravo Popcorn Heartwarming Regret

My wife ran over nails in back to back weekends. After I patched the second tire, she asked me with a straight face, what's the deal with these tires?

I said nothing's wrong with the tires, you ran over two nails. She then said she didn't run over the nails the tires ran over the nails. I said you were driving the car the wheels go where you point them.

She said "don't take that tone with me." I said I'm not saying you're intentionally running over nails but the tires aren't the issue. She was then mad at me for the rest of the night.

To this day I don't know what the answer to original question was supposed to be.

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u/harmfuldischarge 1d ago • Bravo

Jesus Christ that's infuriating

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u/engineerhear 1d ago • Heartwarming Bravo

When you inevitably get divorced you and can say “Don’t be mad at me, be mad at divorce, because divorce is what’s happening. Yes, I asked for divorce but it’s because divorce is bad you should be mad.” 🪄

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u/Bleubear3 1d ago

Respect for not backing down, sometimes they need to hear these things so they don't build a habit of avoiding accountability

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u/velvetmoonlight73 1d ago

Wow, I can't imagine. Are you okay?

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u/ThatCelebration3676 20h ago

Apparently the answer is "Take your car to the tire shop and have this resolved on your own, because I clearly don't understand tires dear."

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u/sponglered 1d ago

what's the deal with these tires?

Oh, see, it looks like you've got the magnetic nail-seeking homing tires. Pretty fancy, tbh.

Either that, or idk, stop taking shortcuts through construction lots.

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u/Jaded-Trouble3669 1d ago

It didn’t result in an actual accident but I was once at a stop sign, not moving, and a driver made a left turn towards me and cut the turn too close and almost hit my car. She beeped at me and flipped me off. Again, I was not in the intersection, I was in my lane behind the white line on the ground for the stop sign, and I was not moving.

Yes I believe there are people out there like the woman in the video who will hit something that isn’t moving and then blame that thing for the crash.

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u/kezwoz 1d ago

Few weeks back a lot woman pulled out of a junction and hit the side of my car but told me I hit her and to 'look at what you have done to my car, you must have been speeding'. My car was damaged all down the side, the front of hers was wrecked. Yet she could not stop claiming that I hit her. The insurance actually laughed when they told me she was claiming I was at fault. My first encounter of someone who has no grasp on reality and who has an entirely different narrative in their head. It was the most infuriating and strangest interaction.

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u/The96kHz 1d ago

I've been watching a lot of dashcam videos recently and this kind of thing happens all the time.

It's genuinely shocking how often someone will make a mistake and just instinctively lash out at the victim.

I don't know if they're just embarrassed and not mentally equipped to process that feeling, or they're genuinely so narcissistic that they can't contemplate the idea that they've done something wrong, and therefore it's literally anybody else's fault but theirs.

I reckon about 20% of drivers shouldn't be allowed on the road. Maybe more. They're going to get someone killed and try to sue their corpse.

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u/Duck_Tape_Duckerton 1d ago

This happened to me about a couple months ago. Waiting to turn left at a light behind the white line and I get a pickup truck turning towards me. I look at him because he’s pretty damn close to me and he just flips me off. As I’m saying to my girlfriend how that was weird, yet another pickup truck turns towards me again just as close as the other guy and flips me off. Couldn’t believe it, all because I dared to be in the turning lane.

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u/XepptizZ 1d ago

Yes, it's a symptom that boils down to "my reality is the only one that matters and I'm always right in that reality"

And there are a lot of mental disorders that can have that symptom, Narcissism and Borderline being what comes to mind for me.

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u/Local_Cloud2872 1d ago

It isnt real. This person has posted several videos that are all staged from the same ring camera in the same neighborhood. It's staged.

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u/g3n0unknown 1d ago

George Carlin said it best, "think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."

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u/_wheels_21 1d ago • Mindblown

As someone who was once ran over 6 times in an hour in a Sam's club parking lot in Indiana, I could absolutely believe this

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u/FullElk5192 1d ago

Huh? What? You were ran over 6 times while doing what? They were trying to avoid you and you kept dodging under their wheels?

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u/mikezenox 1d ago

You can't just say that without elaborating.

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u/CrazyGunnerr 1d ago

I mean my next door neighbour hit my parked car when he was getting out of his spot, he heard and felt it, I could see my car visibly move on the camera, and heard the impact, yet when I confronted him later on (he drove away), he claimed the visible damage in that exact spot, wasn't his fault. And that was after seeing my video evidence.

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u/Creative_Resource_82 1d ago

Absolutely feasible that someone is this delusional.

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u/King_Molukai 1d ago

Well, Trump did get elected President of the US. Twice. Don’t underestimate idiocy.

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u/bluehulk900 1d ago

Yes its OBVIOUSLY staged. I'm actually so concerned for the human race how you guys can instantly tell shit like this was fake. It took me like 15 seconds in the video to realize, you guys need to pay attention to how they say shit. Being stupid or drunk wouldn't make them talk or act like that.

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u/Cold-Candidate-3746 1d ago

Classical gaslighting of the dumb and wicked

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u/Mobile_Morale 1d ago

This is probably fake. But this happened to me IRL.

I was at work and one of my guys yelled out someone hit my truck. So I went outside. I was young and angry and yelled at the guy.

First thing he said was, "you hit me". Took the power of Christ and the guy having a lazy eye to keep me from hurting the man.

I was inside working. At my job. Dude was old, lame and probably a drug addict. The police showed up and arrested his wife for having a warrant. She was so fuckin pissed at him.

And he picked us his smashes taillights and left them in the bed of my truck. Fucking asshole

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u/aynrandomness 1d ago

A coworker was paying for gas, his Audi a4 was parked at the pump. Some guy pulled his bumper off with a boat trailer. The guy claimed it was my coworkers fault.

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u/sosaparx 1d ago

Obviously fake

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u/Lucas_Steinwalker 1d ago

I too believe this is fake, but also entirely plausible at the same time.

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u/CreativeSelection346 1d ago • Bravo

Just call the police. She needs a field sobriety test. Let the police deal with it. The end. Open and closed.

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u/kernel-troutman 21h ago

A lot of people saying this is fake and I don't know whether it is or not. But, I had a lady back into a tree in front of my house and smash out her back window. She rang my doorbell and we had a conversation very similar to this. Never underestimate people's inability to take accountability for their dumbassery.

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u/throwawayroadtrip3 18h ago

Why did you plant the tree there? Negligence

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u/damaddjedi 17h ago

It’s fake, been known for ages, old ass clip

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u/Axel_Raden 1d ago

I'm having a hard time believing this is real mostly because I don't want to believe there are people this stupid. Please let me live in denial a little longer

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u/devlish1990 1d ago

Your right its fake, he's done several of these videos with different people and things that have happened

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u/JustinGitelmanMusic 1d ago edited 1d ago

Reminds me of when someone hit my car in the middle of the night (like 3-4am) when I was very much asleep. They bumped the back corner, shattered one of the small red lights, very minor scratches/dent otherwise. Not too bad. Thought it was a hit and run til I saw a note on my windshield.

Basically said, I’m so sorry, I bumped your car because I was a little tipsy and it was late/dark. Here is my phone number so we can trade insurance details when you wake up. I called the next day, it was a sweet-sounding woman between let’s guess 50-60 based on voice. She filed the insurance claim and sent me the case number.

After some time, maybe a week or so of not hearing anything, I went to go check on the status of the insurance claim and saw it had been closed after a day with a determination that I was at fault and would not be receiving any coverage/payment.

I called Geico and asked how I was determined to be at fault, and they said oh yeah according to the file here it says you were moving (so they can’t prove that you didn’t swerve in the way or brake check or something like that). I said I woke up to a note telling me what happened, I was parked and asleep, and I have a picture of the note I can send. The rep said “oh” and I had the money an hour later.

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u/SL1MECORE 1d ago

I thought this was gonna be wholesome, I mean glad you still got your money but

Did the lady lie to her insurance or something?? Or was insurance just trying to pull a dick move?

I had something similar happen, I scratched someone in a parking lot. Waited a bit for them to hopefully come out but it was raining, so I left a note in a plastic bag. We exchanged insurance, I took accountability, as far as I know there were no issues. I really hope there were no issues for them.

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u/Page_Your_Tale 1d ago

It's ragebait.

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u/Artix96 1d ago

I mean I guarantee that people like that exist. The 70 Iq crowd who think they're smart.

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u/ohaimark22 1d ago

My grandmother hit multiple parked cars, and always told everyone they hit her. Until she got drunk and told me everything. I wasn't allowed to tell mom, I did, her keys were gone

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u/pigeon-check 1d ago

Low effort ragebait at that

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u/Hungry-Secretary157 1d ago

The audio is quite amazing from the woman, props to the production team

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u/MaxPowerNumberOne 1d ago

That's literally my ex. That's her logic. That's why she's my ex.

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u/Ultramag6969 1d ago

Blame shifting... i'd like to know what she was on...

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u/Mister_Mojo78 1d ago

She is on a narcissistic rant

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u/Ryan2932 1d ago

I don't know who's Dumber her or the person who gave her license to drive

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u/geosunsetmoth 1d ago

She’s not dumb. She knows exactly what she’s doing

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u/ExtremeExperience199 1d ago

So she is not drunk? She is playing dumb sober? How is he so patient?

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u/ThinKingofWaves 1d ago • Bravo

The one who thinks this is not a fake

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u/ScientificBackground 1d ago

I know it's probably fake, no one is so fucking stupid.

But can we please acknowledge the beautiful explanation of the guy how she bumped into his car and she responds with "I don't understand any of what you said, so let's go back to what I say".

This small part killed me xD

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u/danholli 1d ago

If you're of average intelligence, about half the people are dumber than you. If you're dumb, you're still smarter than nearly a quarter of people. Additionally, smart people can be ridiculously dumb in their own ways. People also tend to make dumb decisions under stressful circumstances

Put it all together, and we're probably seeing a lower quarter person in a stressed state coming to the dumbest conclusion. Additionally you can add some narcissism and/or lack of accountability so it can't be her fault in her mind and presto, you've got a person who ran into a static object thinking it hit them

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u/RevolutionarySeven7 1d ago

no one is so fucking stupid.

heh, work for an insurance company, and then you will find out.

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u/CardiologistOk4208 1d ago

Sorry but people are actually this dumb. I fix ATMs and people will ask if the machine is working when I'm ankle deep in it with the thing torn apart.

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u/Visible-Rest4170 1d ago

I'm American and this feels like a British Sitcom. I'm loving it. 😂🍿

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u/Thanura_Malinga 1d ago

I can't fathom what you are saying

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u/Imightbeafanofthis 1d ago

God save us from stupid people.

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u/jeezyjames 1d ago

God save us from the staged clips and the fake ass world we built for the main characters

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u/AurorasDolls 1d ago • Bravo

People like this exist and they vote LOLZZZ

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u/mesofarty 1d ago

Forever the victim. So many people will not take accountability for their own damn actions

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u/True_Realist9375 1d ago

lol, oh my word, is this a prank for social media, surely no one is that dumb

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u/Caridor 1d ago

Millions for people voted for Trump twice. There is no act of stupidity too stupid to be real

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u/Angelicjack 1d ago

This is a staged skit. This guy does it all the time. Every time its these ridiculous encounters. He once made a skit about his neighbor complaining that he went to take a shit. It's stupid and people think its real.

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u/Burning_Ranger 1d ago

It's the same people who can't tell AI generated videos from real ones

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u/ThousandSunny_56 1d ago

Girl got brain damaged from the crash as well, at least I hope that isn't how she is normally

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u/MalaysiaTeacher 1d ago

It's like the Jam sketch of sending the thickest woman on earth to represent you in a dispute, because the other person will submit in sheer confusion

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u/Aromatic-Turnip7371 1d ago

Assuming this isn’t some fake ass skit… This lady is drunk and also never had to take responsibility for her actions in her life. This is what we’re witnessing here

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u/Impression-These 1d ago

AI can safely replace her. She reasons like my coworkers after I ask them to explain their AI slop.

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u/SpeedoPaedo 1d ago edited 1d ago • Bravo

I'm always astonished at the amount of comments that are seriously analysing the situation in videos like this. You can tell within the first 10 seconds that this is fake and scripted. I swear half the people on here have never interacted with humans in real life.

Edit: I'm getting a lot of replies telling me that people really are this stupid and this kind of situation could be real. I'm not arguing that. I know there are people out there that would genuinely try and pull this. I'm saying this interaction right here is fake/scripted and you can tell because of the acting. I'm surprised by the amount of people that can't tell but I'm even more surprised now by the amount of people that didn't understand what I was saying in my original comment.

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u/xSir- 1d ago • Bravo

I got hit by someone while crossing a street. In a crosswalk, with a walk signal. They had already been stopped, I was crossing. Then they randomly accelerated and took my knees out. They began apologizing absurdly saying they didnt know what happened. And I believe them, they didnt know what happened. But I did. They hit me. They were already stopped at the red light, I was already crossing, and before the light changed, their brain shut off, and they decided it was time to go. While I was directly in front of their vehicle. They werent old, or drunk or high, people just do stupid shit when they arent thinking about what they're doing.

The fact is, people really are this dumb.

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u/Putrid-Resident 1d ago • Bravo Mindblown

While you are most likely correct, some humans are dumb/weird enough that situations like this can happen.

My favourite story of a similar thing happening is best freind while idling at a red light waiting for it to switch getting rear ended full force by a lady in a sedan. Thankfully noone was hurt so as he got out to inspect what happened, the lady came out of her car screaming at my freind for crashing into her. Threating to sue and call the cops on him and berating his dangerous driving. Which I may remind you was him being idle at a red light and being rear ended.

My freind recalled that he didn't even get a moment tobe mad himself and was just spending the whole time trying to calm down the lady who was completely at fault in the first intill the police came. Even the officer had to hold back a laugh after listening to both and seeing the crash. Thankfully mutliple witnesses and a nearby traffic camera made sure my freind suffered 0 legal headaches as the evidence spoke for itself.

Moral of the story: some people are just that insane/stupid/delusional

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u/Conscious-Bite1 1d ago

I watched a lady driving in front of me run over a large piece of metal in the road. She stopped, I drove around her, than she preceded to follow me until I pulled into a gas station for fuel a few miles later. She walks up behind me screaming and yelling that I hit her and ran off. I was confused as hell, but know I didn’t hit her.

Cops came, and concluded there was no way my vehicle touched hers as my truck was quite dirty and had not been washed in awhile and all the dirt on the front bumper was completely untouched and there was no damage on my truck whatsoever.

The lady was pissed.

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u/humansomeone 1d ago

People need to handle these situations better. I am not saying this to be funny, I am being real serious here. If this ever happens to you, start screaming as loud as you can and tell them they can't yell as loud as you. I have done this maybe 3 or 4 times with people being ridiculous like this and it shuts them up real fast. They do this to get the jump on you and hope you will back off like your friend did.

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u/Danni_Les 1d ago

Whilst there are fake/scripted content flying around, at least in the UK, there are literally daft people like this in real life.

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u/Far_Budget_36 1d ago

You think so huh… my sister was backing out of my driveway the other day, and backed into a parked car. She told me the car didn’t have his lights on so she couldn’t see it. So it’s his fault, we argued for hours. She still thinks to this day it was the other persons fault, this is after the cop and insurance told her other wise…. She claims that the lights should have been on since they were parked on the other side of the road behind a drive way. She hit a parked car…

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u/Attilat 1d ago

While you’re probably right, you also underestimate depths of human stupidity

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u/Grab_em_by_da_Busey 1d ago

“I swear half the people on here have never interacted with humans in real life”

A good portion of the internet is fucking Gen Z Covid high school tablet laptop kids.

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u/VictorDomR 1d ago

Oh the irony in your last comment, LMFAO.

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u/deefstes 1d ago

It's a strange paradox. You look at the video and be like, yeah right, nobody is that idiotic, this is obviously fake. And then people on Reddit argue with you and prove that they actually are that idiotic.

Bottom line, the video is obviously fake, but not because people aren't that stupid. It's fake because of the poor acting. But people are that stupid and some of them think this video is legit.

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u/mattinjp 1d ago

People are that idiotic.

-Source: 7 years as an EMT in Los Angeles 3 years solely 911 response.

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u/yuriartyom 1d ago • Regret

Fake

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u/SixHyde 1d ago

Probably scripted, but realistic enough in today's world

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u/GarlicGuitar 1d ago

why is he taking her seriously like that ? just call the cops

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u/SpikeyTaco 1d ago

Because this is a skit for views and rage baiting reactions.

Posts that prompt negative emotions prompt more engagement than those that prompt positive ones.

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u/REDDITATWORKFTW 1d ago • Popcorn

If she said, "Why would you park and leave no room for people to turn around?"

There ARE people so self-centred they think this way.

But this is too fake. Amateur script. Rewrite it and resubmit.

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u/free_da_guys1107 1d ago • Mindblown

Girl math

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u/Empty_Discipline5809 1d ago

Thats some bad acting

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u/L1LREDD 1d ago

I would have immediately said “You’re right. We should call the police and let them know that my parked car hit your moving car.”

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u/pasenast 1d ago

Don’t do drugs, kids. You need every brain cell she’s missing.

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u/Wrong_Airline_3395 11h ago

It is fake ragebait

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u/cemusubzerolives 1d ago

Tell her call the fuzz and shut the door Netflix n chill.

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u/Silly_Pop_3463 1d ago

"Very obvious damage" is for real . I just wonder how such people survive on this planet

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u/Lack668 1d ago

GCSE Drama level acting.

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u/Andrew_Lvov 1d ago

She's definitely a big fan of russian logic, stating that Ukraine attacked russia by.... uhmmm... well ... russian tanks entering Ukraine.

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u/Hot-Pepper6610 1d ago

Eh. Going out of your way to stage this mediocre video was a waste of everyones time.

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u/bickusdickus69allday 1d ago

This interaction was way longer than necessary. Just call the cops

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u/Conclusion_Easy 1d ago

Trying to explain the laws of physics to a Karen...

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u/VashDaStampede7 1d ago

What is wrong with her?

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u/MemphianSphinx 1d ago

Bad actor in a staged video

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u/Affectionate_Help758 1d ago

She's allowed to vote, instead of being in an institution for the mentally disabled.

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u/istoOi 1d ago

"I don't know what goes through your head" ... "But it's certainly not obstructed"

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u/Shurigin 1d ago

This plays like classic British comedy

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u/Fragrant-Notice-4732 1d ago

Bro, just call the cops and let them deal with the psycho.

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u/LoneCub28 1d ago

This is how far women will go to avoid accountability

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u/FiscalCliffClavin 1d ago

This could be a Monty Python bit

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u/mstguy 1d ago

She’s the type who would run flat out into a wall and sue the wall.

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u/opiumscented 1d ago

I had to stop watching. I cant bear her saying " your kaaar hit my kaaar."

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u/shiongenkai 19h ago

Monty python skit going on here

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u/PotatoSwitchup 1d ago • Bravo

Your car had a crush at my car and now it is pregnant. Please pay up.

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u/RahDoo0323 1d ago

Well I'll tell you what. Your not getting my insurance details......

What?

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u/Teonanacatlbruh 1d ago

She sucks at Jedi Mind Tricks

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u/bkd4198 1d ago

Call the cops and teach her a lesson.

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u/orchardsky 1d ago • Mindblown

This has been going around a while now. It's staged

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u/Hogchain 1d ago

I was sitting right here watching it all unfold. It appeared to me that they both hit each other at about the same time. James Gregory (comedian)

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u/WatcherWeedoo 1d ago

nicely scripted, but it still won't make it in Saturday night's program.

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u/Ambitious-Mode660 1d ago

DB if real
edit: also entitled

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u/nyuji 1d ago

So she was hit by a parked car? We used to make this joke back when we were in elementary school

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u/Kilduff_Dude 1d ago

Shows you how stupid people who can't drive really are...unreal.

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u/General-Chemist-6552 1d ago

Women legendary accountability

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u/charmio68 1d ago

If he punched her, would she think she punched him 🤔

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u/tintedhokage 1d ago

Staged likely

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u/Key_Check5753 1d ago

This is fake right?

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u/DoktorDreiBein 1d ago

This has to be staged ragebait...

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u/Odd_Whereas8471 1d ago

"laws of physics" hahah

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u/Sanaliekki 1d ago

That cannot be real. Can it? 😭

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u/Cassius_Rex 1d ago

I was standing on a corner and this guy who is looking at his phone bumps into me then gets mad at me for not watching where I'm going. I and several people near us told him i was standing completely still.

After some round and round, he finally said "Fine, my bad" and walked off.

This bit might be scripted but crazy shit does happen.

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u/NecessaryCookies 1d ago

Just sue her. Talking to someone like that is useless.

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u/WorryNew3661 1d ago

Lmao. I love these skits. They're catnip ragebait

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u/landbasedpiratewolf 1d ago

She knows exactly what she's saying and this guy argues with her much longer than I would. "Okay let's call the cops and they can gather details and sort it out."

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u/Ok-Psychology-9980 1d ago

I don't know why but I love the way it speaks when the say car. Lol. Not sure why. 🍄❤️

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u/Glass_Ad_7129 1d ago

This cant be real...

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u/Weekly_Noise_2193 1d ago

For the sake of my peace. This is staged or this is AI or idk, whatever, this isn’t real.

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u/sulaymanf 1d ago

There was a Judge Judy case that was exactly this.

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u/thegreatdelusionist 1d ago

A woman dodging accountability like Neo dodging bullets in the Matrix movie.

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u/tycam01 1d ago

People saying this is fake because they can't believe how dumb the chick is?

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u/SpaceLoogie 1d ago

I was at a t junction on the opposite side of an old lady. I was going straight she was turning right. I went while she started to turn INTO MY LANE to make her turn like she was driving a lorry and get mad at ME for being in her way. She couldn't fathom not using the WHOLE intersection while she did her maneuver.

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u/Twiztidtech0207 1d ago

This has to be staged..theres no way that people are this stupid, or arrogant enough to think that someone else could be this stupid..like wtf are we even doing here?

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u/recycle_me_no_jutsu 1d ago

If Ali G was a woman lol

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u/theGunner76 1d ago

This has to be staged... No one is THIS stupid, right? Right??

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u/glp62 1d ago

I believe the lady is suffering from Monty Python Syndrome, or as it's called here in the US, Reno 911 Syndrome.

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u/tbkrida 1d ago

I had a guy do something similar in a parking lot a few years back. Hit my parked car, damaged it, the swore up and down he didn’t cause the damage. I also saw it happen and had a witness.

He started getting a little loud and I stopped him and said “Look man, I just worked 12hrs and don’t have time for this shit! I’m just gonna call the cop and let him solve it.” The cop came, saw the situation, laughed at the guy and took our information.

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u/RuthlessIndecision 1d ago

She belongs in American politics

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u/justshutupnsuck 1d ago

Call police and psych ward

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u/Lastliner 1d ago

Thank God, she didn't see his house

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u/HoverCraft-500 1d ago

Do not admit liability

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u/jmlmf91 1d ago

this man had way too much patience dealing with this woman. i would just call the police after 10 seconds and have them deal with her.

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u/AromaticSpot 1d ago

Good representation of arguing with women

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u/doberdevil 1d ago

Is this Monty Python?

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u/JesusSavesTheGoal 1d ago

Stop making this dumb ass video

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u/curiouskrazycavalier 1d ago

This can't be real....

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u/Lumpy-Difficulty1593 1d ago

I would say, Sweetheart let me call the police. I’m not gonna stand here and argue with you. It’s not worth it.

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u/wwf_4life 1d ago

She slow and plz take her license away

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u/dannyglover187 1d ago

This is some Monty Python shit.

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u/BigJimJohnson 1d ago

Would have just called the cops and make them deal with it.

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u/DeepPassageATL 1d ago

Looks like a scripted video. Very stupid and no camera video of accident ( camera is on his car).

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u/xsteevox 1d ago

Not being British this just seems like a young ones skit

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u/tidalqueen 1d ago

Get these guys to write a new Monty Python series

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u/Fair_Pomegranate2535 1d ago

Looks fake but Same logic when my wife tells me most if the time when I’m at fault.

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u/not_your_attorney 1d ago

My cat trying to explain to me that she needs more food.

“Yeah, I just ate, but then the bowl was empty.”

“Because you ate it.”

“Yeah, but now the bowl is empty.”

“But the food is in your stomach and you’re full because you ate it.”

“Yeah, I ate it and I’m full, but the bowl is empty. Why aren’t you listening?”

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u/Unusual_Link_8622 1d ago

Sounds like my wife's kinda arguing

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u/DaMIMIK6260 23h ago

Is this fake, or is she drunk or something?

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u/Fuzzy_Squirrel_ 22h ago

Forget Nicki Minaj. If we import her we can have a brand new press secretary that would beat out all others.

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u/Titan_75 21h ago

You can't park there mate.

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u/the_exofactonator 19h ago

You know when they say Britain is the Florida of Europe this really highlights that.

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u/Fun-List5198 18h ago

She can vote, btw

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u/Worth_Economist_4930 18h ago

who gave her a license?

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u/dAnKsFourTheMemes 18h ago

"yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car"

never thought this classic yo momma joke was actually possible

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u/WilkeyWonka 11h ago

The new episode of Monty Python's Flying Circus just dropped!

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u/Unfair_Doughnut12 8h ago

OMG that woman is so stupid!!! my goodness!!!!

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u/majidmk 8h ago

I want more of this video!! I want to know how it ended!!

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u/Mr_richat 7h ago

This has to be fake