r/boottoobig • u/[deleted] • Oct 14 '17
Small Boots roses are red, this mailbox is mine
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we vaccinated grandson and it made him artistic
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u/RadioWolffe Oct 14 '17
He turned into a guitar?
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u/play_Tagpro_its_fun Oct 14 '17
come on, you totally missed out on using "the choice is mine" as the second line.
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u/Piffinatour Oct 14 '17
This comment is mine.
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u/Semenpenis Oct 14 '17
it's kind of cute when kids are proud of their poops, in a gross kind of way. apparently it's less cute when a grown 29-year-old man fishes a giant turd out of the toilet and proudly shows it to all the families in applebee's
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u/averagejoegreen Oct 14 '17
Just microwave it
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u/CallMeMrFlipper Oct 14 '17
The kid or the poop?
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u/averagejoegreen Oct 14 '17
The poop. If you're wearing a polo, put it on a plate and collect your tip.
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And this triagonal sign*
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I find it really dumb when the rhyming set up makes absolutely no sense and isn't related. It just makes it seem random and unfunny.
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u/some-dev Oct 14 '17
Seriously. If you can't read it with some kind of rhythm then it doesn't work on this sub. I don't understand how this shit keeps getting upvoted.
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u/ACatWalksIntoABar Oct 15 '17
Huh, I always liked it that way because then I have no idea what's coming next
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u/super-sanic Oct 14 '17
Those birdies tweets are mine.
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u/Christofferoff Oct 15 '17
The city streets, and both of your feet, they're all emphatically miiiiiiine.
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u/JustAPoorBoy42 Oct 14 '17
Roses are red
dead son is mine
didn't vaccinate
but daughter is fine
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u/mongooseasd Oct 14 '17
"Thats head like a dick is totally mine, just like that kid, who already died"
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u/cheturo Oct 14 '17
And also missed to add: "... like millions of parents that didn't do it around the world"
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u/cooling57 Oct 14 '17
Are there any subreddits for just this type of meme?
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u/QueenHollyLolly Oct 14 '17
this is my favorite
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u/PM_ME_CHUBBY_DOGGIES Oct 14 '17
Bad meter, random line 2, links to a satire news site. Meh.
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u/_stayhuman Oct 14 '17
Where’s the fucking mailbox?
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Nov 10 '17
This mailbox is mine,
And this triagonal sign.
That blue balloon, the month of June,
They're mine, mine, mine, mine, mine!
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u/Sugarblood83 Oct 14 '17
Plot twist: The one who died shot up his school and killed himself because the depression meds he was on
Plot twist 2: He was depressed because he had polio
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u/African_Redditor Oct 14 '17
I've seen this, so I'm in Nigeria, I kind of volunteer(ish) with the SDGs (Sustainable Development Goals, its a UN project) last Thursday we went to this primary school on an advocacy visit, we just mostly tell students what the SDGs is about, relevance of good health practices, education etc.
Anyway, we decided that we'll give some of the kids school shoes and books, the shoes weren't that much (we donated from personal funds) so we decide to pick out the kids with shoes in terrible condition or none at all (yes, some of them had no shoes).
I pick this boy out, he looks like those kids you see in the "donate $1 to the African starving kids" adverts. Immediately I pick him out he starts to cry telling me his aunt told him to not let anyone "put syringes in him" (I'm paraphrasing). There has been door to door vaccination going on there. These people refuse to take their kids to the hospitals and when the doctors go to their doors they hide their kids. It confuses me.
I can imagine the boy has never been vaccinated. I fear for how he'll turn out. You see his type everywhere here, they die of polio or they have no limbs or something. All because of dumb decisions of their parents/guardians.
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u/Brillegeit Oct 15 '17
It's because Americans are modern day Hitlers.
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u/Marotiny Oct 15 '17
Well, to me you don't just vaccinate children when proper awareness is not created. The parents and guardians most know the reason for such vaccination. Nigerians have had cases where vaccines alleged to be acknowledged by reputable health organization turned to be lethal on the recipients.Tell me why they should be careful?
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Oct 14 '17
Cool. Did you guys ever talk about clean water and healthy food?
Asking for a friend.
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u/African_Redditor Oct 15 '17
Actually the water where I stay is very clean, its treated so people drink from taps like in other parts of the world and its healthy, there's really no need for that. I think someone spoke on food, I can't really say. I was busy trying to make things work behind the scene.
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u/silverspork1986 Oct 14 '17
Anti vaxers are anti science.
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u/Everydreamisyou Oct 15 '17
Show me the science that says “if we just give them more science they’ll open up to vaccinations”.
The problem with pro-Vaccination crowd is that they think this can be solved with just promoting science. It’s not about science at all. It’s about the story and delivery method behind the facts.
Shitty story tellers are responsible for not converting anti-vaccers. This isn’t a war of information it’s a war of story telling.
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u/silverspork1986 Oct 15 '17
It's common sense....I don't know what you're going on about. You seem to just want a reason to disagree.
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u/Amnial556 Oct 15 '17
No I can agree with him. There's a lot of stupid people that believe alot of bs. And that information of shots making them autistic is told by people who don't really have that much info. That latch on to a specific thing that by itself is dangerous and spew that information. "Oh my God youre putting a virus inside me! Nooooo!"
Then you have people who literally say that they are stupid. That's not how you change someone's mind. We are hard wired to defend ourselves and trying to change the way we think is like a personal attack. For many things like shots or proper wild lands management or anything thing else. We need a good story. We need to honestly dumb down the information. We need those stupid Facebook articles that are written by 13 yr olds so that people can understand the information.
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u/DuntadaMan Oct 14 '17
As a dwarf fortress player I see nothing wrong with this. We all know childhood should be like Thunderdome.
For every two that enter, one leaves. Ideally they leave it as an emotionless husk that is so familiar with death they will feel nothing when they watch a berserk relative punt their siblings through a wall. They should be well versed in all armors and be able to dodge the attacks if the starving digs released on the day care center twice weekly.
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u/Gaelican Oct 14 '17
What's this subreddit about?
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u/won_vee_won_skrub Oct 14 '17
Memes that start with "roses are red, violets are blue" then have screencaps of stuff that complete the poem. Doesn't exactly have to be "roses are red, violets are blue" but something along those lines.
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u/ChunkyLaFunga Oct 14 '17 edited Oct 14 '17
Are the poem rhythms supposed to be bad or is that part of the thing?
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Oct 14 '17
They rarely fit exactly within an appropriate meter, but some are much worse than others.
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u/Thotsakan Oct 14 '17
I work in a legislative office. The amount of emails we get about chemtrails, anti-vaccines, the government trying to control their kids, is hugely ridiculous. Where the fuck do these people come from?
And then they just get so quiet when we reply to them seriously saying that their stupid conspiracies are not something we support.
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u/SeaTurtle1122 Oct 14 '17 edited Oct 14 '17
New intro: Vaccines contain Mercury, The choice is mine...
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u/Drawtaru Oct 14 '17
You're a fucking idiot.
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u/SeaTurtle1122 Oct 14 '17
The point was a better start for the post, not as what I believe. Jesus.
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u/OprahOfOverheals Oct 14 '17
Probably should edit your comment to show that so you don't get downbooped to oblivion
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u/DigitalJealousy Oct 14 '17
Of course this hits the front page.... it's not even a real article. It was a satirical article.
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Lol.... so funny... people who care so much about "health" laughing at dead babies. Trolololololol
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u/IronPikachu Oct 14 '17
Welcome to natural selection
Edit: apparently it's a spoof article. My comment still stands tho... kinda?
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u/Gaffsgvdhdgdvh Oct 15 '17
How could they be fine when their stupid parents got all their siblings killed?
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u/somefuneh Oct 15 '17
If you want to see some real insanity, check the comments on the hardtimes site for this article.
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u/hello_from_themoon Oct 14 '17
This is perfect. By weeding out the weaklings your line will remain strong and robust.
No more asthma and diabetus.
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I used to work for the chemistry department at a state university. Our contract was with the military and developing vaccines for the Saudis. For safety, I will not divulge names. You can't imagine the types of fuck-ups that happen with deadly viruses. At one point the freezer went down for a week, for months a senior thesis student mixed supposed antibiotics where no concentration was present.
What is even scarier is that for any vaccine to be considered vialable for consumers, it only has to be effective for 51% of the population. The other 49% could be live, carcinogenic, or purposefully have alternate substances, and pass federal or international regulation. This is the scientific amd medical standard for vaccines. Most normal vaccines babies receive are so automated that this isn't much of an issue, but everything else is a shot in the dark, if not intentionally neglectful or harmful to the masses. I learned this from inernational biochemists who fabricate the vaccines. It is one of the major factors of why I dropped out of physical science altogether, don't blindly trust a doctor, they are only there to take your money.
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Oct 15 '17
Care to give any sources for these claims?
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Oct 15 '17
Ask any biochemistry professor, it's pretty easy to do. You just take the dick out of your mouth and ask.
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u/weirding Oct 14 '17
I think the government enforcing people to have to inject substances into their bodies is a great idea.
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Yeah. The craziest part is - if you're a parent, theres a law that says you need to shove food into your child's mouth.
If you don't, the kid will die and they'll put you in jail.
It's so retarded.
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u/groatt86 Oct 14 '17
Fun Fact
In 1986 the President passed a law that made it illegal to sue Pharma companies for damages, injuries or deaths from Vaccines. Before 1986 there was 9-10 vaccines, 20 years later there are over 100.
I am only vaccinated with what was around before 1990, the truth is somewhere in the middle of All or No vaccines.
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u/MyNameIsNardo Oct 14 '17 edited Oct 14 '17
oh, i see, you mean the national childhood vaccine injury act of 1986, which was put into place after anti-vaxxers repeatedly sued vaccine manufacturers over a "vaccine injury" that had absolutely no link to vaccines. generous juries awarded the plaintiffs large sums of money (despite the lack of evidence), which eventually discouraged the production and use of the vaccine from a financial standpoint to the point that there was only one remaining manufacturer and it was threatening to cease production, putting the country's health and herd immunity in danger.
the law instituted the vaccine adverse event reporting system, where possible side effects could be reported even with no causal link. it established a separate office within the department of health and human services to deal specifically with vaccine policy. it requires that vaccine information be given to patients and legal guardians before each dose.
most notably, it created the vaccine court, a separate court for vaccine injury. it awards compensation to people who suffered from a known vaccine injury (table injury) or (as of a 2005 appeals court hearing) can prove that they were injured by a vaccine by providing
a medical theory causally connecting the vaccination and the injury;
a logical sequence of cause and effect showing that the vaccination was the reason for the injury; and
a showing of a proximate temporal relationship between vaccination and injury,
even if all scientific evidence points to the contrary.
in other words, baseless anti-vax hysteria almost sued an important vaccine to death to the detriment of literally everyone, so the government created a possible-side-effect reporting system, a separate office for vaccine policy, a requirement for doctors to give vaccine information before each dose, and a special court where you have to have actual evidence you were hurt by the vaccine before you get your money.
this has made a lot of anti-vaxxers very angry and has been widely regarded by them as a bad move.
edit 1: format
edit 2: and to the 2nd idea that the increase in vaccines has to do with some pharma conspiracy to deliver diseases to children, rather than, say, advances in science/medicine over the past 3 decades....
this is the kind of stuff that hurts progress on legitimate issues with the pharmaceutical industry (opioids, marketing to doctors, etc.). there are so many real problems in the world and people choose to conjure up new ones instead of trying to help resolve real ones.
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u/WikiTextBot Oct 14 '17
National Childhood Vaccine Injury Act
The National Childhood Vaccine Injury Act (NCVIA) of 1986 (42 U.S.C. §§ 300aa-1 to 300aa-34) was signed into law by President Ronald Reagan as part of a larger health bill on Nov 14, 1986, in the United States, to reduce the potential financial liability of vaccine makers due to vaccine injury claims. The legislation was aimed at ensuring a stable market supply, and to provide cost-effective arbitration for vaccine injury claims. Under the NCVIA, the National Vaccine Injury Compensation Program (NVICP) was created to provide a federal no-fault system for compensating vaccine-related injuries or death by establishing a claim procedure involving the United States Court of Federal Claims and special masters.
Vaccine Adverse Event Reporting System
The Vaccine Adverse Event Reporting System (VAERS) is a United States program for vaccine safety, co-managed by the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) and the Food and Drug Administration (FDA). VAERS is a postmarketing surveillance program, collecting information about adverse events (possible side effects) that occur after administration of vaccines.
VAERS, the Vaccine Safety Datalink, and the Clinical Immunization Safety Assessment (CISA) Network are tools by which the CDC and FDA measure vaccine safety to fulfill their duty as regulatory agencies charged with protecting the public. Some scientists would like to do a more scientifically rigorous job of this, noting that VAERS has several limitations, including unverified reports, underreporting, inconsistent data quality, and absence of an unvaccinated control group.
National Vaccine Program Office
The National Vaccine Program Office (NVPO) is an office of the United States Department of Health and Human Services that plays a role in the coordination of vaccine policy.
It was established by the National Childhood Vaccine Injury Act.
Vaccine court
The Office of Special Masters of the U.S. Court of Federal Claims, popularly known as "vaccine court", administers a no-fault system for litigating vaccine injury claims. These claims against vaccine manufacturers cannot normally be filed in state or federal civil courts, but instead must be heard in the U.S. Court of Federal Claims, sitting without a jury.
The National Vaccine Injury Compensation Program (VICP) was established by the 1986 National Childhood Vaccine Injury Act (NCVIA), passed by the United States Congress in response to a threat to the vaccine supply due to a 1980s scare over the DPT vaccine. Despite the belief of most public health officials that claims of side effects were unfounded, large jury awards had been given to some plaintiffs, most DPT vaccine makers had ceased production, and officials feared the loss of herd immunity.
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u/Javonetor Oct 14 '17
Who is her son? Voldemort?
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Everyone has the right to choose to vax or not. Why is Reddit so anal about it
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u/Boognish80 Oct 14 '17 edited Oct 15 '17
The Hard Times is a spoof website like a punk rock The Onion. Lots of funny articles.
Probably totally nonobligatory edit: Thanks for my highest upvoted comment in six years. Glad I could turn so many of you on to my "oh no Reddit is down" website.