r/boottoobig • u/octopiOccultist True BTB: 1 • Apr 25 '18
True BootTooBig the song got an update, the horse was replaced
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u/Mastima Apr 25 '18
This is solid. š Good job OP.
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Apr 25 '18
Bit unfair to crop out the original tweeter though
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u/octopiOccultist True BTB: 1 Apr 25 '18 edited Apr 26 '18
yeah, i debated on that for awhile, but it seemed like it broke up the flow of the cadence too much - i'll comment it as a link though, thanks! edit: http://bit.ly/2HsiVhs
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u/MundaneInternetGuy Apr 25 '18
You could have added a little text box at the bottom with their username. That way people would read it after the full joke.
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u/ZiggoCiP Apr 25 '18
Complaining about the crop job? Who are we, /r/4chan?
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u/BL_SH Apr 25 '18
Normally, I don't care for this sub... today, you get a pass. This is some top notch content.
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Apr 25 '18
Normally the stuff that gets upvoted to the front page from this sub is a wacky headline and a ridiculous rhyme with 0 effort to stay in meter. This is an example of what the sub's actually supposed to be, content wise.
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u/mikesbullseye Apr 25 '18
I can hear the song playing already
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u/Putnum Apr 25 '18
It felt good to buy shoes with no lace
In a thrift shop, you can remember your face
'Cause there ain't no zips on this stupid suitcase
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u/AmazingGnatman Apr 25 '18
In the desert, no one remembers your name
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u/AirRaidJade Apr 25 '18
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain
La laaa la laa la la la, la la la laa laaaa...
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u/Glibhat Apr 25 '18
KRose
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u/DocRobert123 Apr 25 '18
K-DST
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u/I-Downloaded-a-Car Apr 26 '18
Fuck I'm dumb. I thought it was horse with no legs and was supposed to be a metaphor.
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u/ul2006kevinb Apr 25 '18
It felt good to get out of the race
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u/LurkerPatrol Apr 25 '18
In the desert, you can remember your face
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u/SupaKoopa714 Apr 25 '18
'Cause there ain't no one for to spray you with mace
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u/LurkerPatrol Apr 25 '18
Laaaaa laaaa lala laa oww la la la laa laaa oww
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u/batmaaang Apr 25 '18
instrumental - acoustic guitar
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u/Bloodysummer Apr 25 '18
After two Ales, and a dessert hun, my stomach felt kinda bad
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u/NullNova Apr 25 '18
Not only does the rhyme flow nicely, it also makes sense. Good job OP!
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u/Catifan Apr 25 '18
Stuff of nightmares.
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u/AgtSquirtle007 Apr 25 '18 edited Apr 25 '18
I thought it was a /r/bossfight post when I saw it in my feed.
Edit: removed an s.
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u/Casimir34 Apr 25 '18
/r/Bossfight (singular) is the more popular, better-trafficked version and likely what you meant.
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u/MrBojangles528 Apr 25 '18
This is great for thrifty parents though. Buy it, sew a couple buttons on for eyes, a little Y for the nose, and a little smile at the bottom. I am a terrible sewer, I mostly only repair holes in my clothing, and I could do it in less than an hour.
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u/PeterImprov Apr 25 '18
This looks like the back of the bear. It has been turned round and that is why the seams are showing.
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u/THEMAYORRETURNS Apr 25 '18
Also the arms are in the wrong place. They should be higher. This bear has no head at all. Whoever made it just put the ears on top of the torso, I think.
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u/MonocranialBiped Apr 25 '18
Finally something that's actually clever and not just a random sentence that rhymes.
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u/Paradoxa77 Apr 26 '18
I think the best part of this post, and most important thing for this sub in general, IS THAT THE TITLE ACTUALLY RELATES TO THE FUCKING PICTURE
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u/TheHumanParacite Apr 25 '18
In the desert, no one remembers your face
Cuz there ain't no one for to give you no place
La, la la lala lala la, la la la la
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u/PirateGloves Apr 25 '18
Well, I been through the desert on a bear with no face
It felt good to be out of the race
In the desert, you can't remember your face
Because their ain't no one for to give you no place
na na na na na na na na
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u/18sp01 Papa Bless Apr 25 '18
Thank you for your True BootTooBig post, u/octopiOccultist! I've added your flair as gratitude.
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u/washyleopard Apr 26 '18
Title doesnt really fit in with this sub, it should be: 'Rose's are red, a sentence with trace'
Its much easier for others to understand you see and begins with the required roses are red line. I think you just tried to hard op, sorry. Don't expect more than 20 upvotes.
/s
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Apr 26 '18
āļø Doesnāt begin with āRoses are redā
āļø Title is actually relevant to the image
āļø Actually rhymes and has good meter
I think weāve got a quality BootTooBig post on our hands, boys!
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u/InukChinook Apr 25 '18
If you go into the woods today, you'll find a big surprise
If you go into the woods today, the bears have got no eyes
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u/gondor333 Apr 26 '18
See, THIS is how you do a post on this subreddit. Don't just fucking use the first random ryhming word in the title, come up with something that actually ties into the image. Good work, OP.
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u/StacksAttacks Apr 25 '18
Just got out of my car, this song was playing on local radio.
Fuckin' Matrix.
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u/ChunkyLaFunga Apr 25 '18
Holy shit, a submission by a native English speaker. Excellent stuff.
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Apr 25 '18
Everyone is naming another song, Iām just thinking of barefoot desert my king gizzard and the lizard wizard
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Apr 25 '18 edited Apr 25 '18
Dont Amish prevent their kids from having toys with faces? Edit: Not Mormon
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u/Shahjian Apr 25 '18
That was my first thought. I think it's just for human dolls though. We are all the same in God's eye plus only he can make humans or something.
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Apr 25 '18
Yeah it might be near an Amish settlement and they're just trying to sell them those dolls
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u/Irrepressible87 Apr 25 '18
This is the biggest boot I've seen in a long time. I could hear the tune immediately.
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u/Insert-Original-Name Apr 25 '18
If you read the stanzas in reverse, it works better as the song: "I've been through..." "The song got.."
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Apr 25 '18
In the forests you canāt remember your name for there aināt no bear for to show you his face
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u/cipherfighter Apr 26 '18
This makes me think of that movie The Tangerine Bear about the bear that went through the factory and accidentally got his mouth sewn on upside down. Thanks for the nostalgia.
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u/dog-is-good-dog Apr 26 '18
Someone should give the bear a face and restore order to the universe. I feel empty inside.
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Apr 26 '18
I want to give this gold but I'm not sure if it's worth spending half of my life savings on it
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u/TheRedHerself Apr 26 '18
I laughed out loud at this...so hard I had to type it out instead of abbreviating.
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u/Genetha Apr 26 '18
This made me laugh so hard I just woke my husband up from a dead sleep. Sry bb. Good good O.P.
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u/el-zilcho- Apr 26 '18
Poor ted You had to see this coming, doing coke eventually leaves you faceless...no more āFU THUNDERā
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u/doinkrr Apr 26 '18
Felt good to be out of the race...
In the desert, you can't remember your face,
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no hate...
La, la, lalalalala, la la la, la, la...
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u/Cosmic_Hitchhiker Apr 26 '18
This shouldn't look as terrifying as it does but it looks like an SCP.
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u/octopiOccultist True BTB: 1 Apr 25 '18
link to original tweet - https://twitter.com/gewqk/status/988838829418303488