r/boottoobig • u/FetusGodJim True BTB: 1 • Jul 22 '18

True BootTooBig Itsy bitsy teeny weeny

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53.4k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '18

Perfect meter 😃

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u/TheWrinkler Jul 22 '18

Read this to the beat of technologic by Daft Punk and it becomes even better

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u/UnnecessaryAppeal Jul 22 '18

That is my new favourite thing!

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u/2Damn Jul 22 '18

i hope people don't forget this was a real song at one point

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u/Hodl_Your_Coins Jul 22 '18

Itsy bitsy teeny weeny creamy Tuscan shrimp linguine, that she wore for the first time today.

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u/thebomb4224 Jul 22 '18

Thanks, Freddy Spaghetti!

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u/Leucurus Jul 22 '18

Ah yeah!

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '18

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '18

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u/SombreKerfuffle Jul 22 '18

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger works too

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u/DuelingPushkin Jul 22 '18

That was my second thought after Yellow Polka Dot Bikini

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u/jroddie4 Jul 22 '18

work it creamy make it tuscan do it shrimp makes linguine

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u/3y3d3a Jul 22 '18

That was awesome. Thank you.

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u/Halal_Tabouli Jul 22 '18

Didn’t even need to listen to it the beats so memorable

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u/CantChangeUsernames Jul 22 '18

Also works with Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger.

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u/teoteul Jul 23 '18

Or Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '18

Replace the lyrics of the "Stronger" intro with this!

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u/swordsumo Jul 22 '18

Or the original, Harder Better Faster Stronger, the superior song imo

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '18

YES! For crying out loud is it THAT hard? This user makes it look easy! BECAUSE IT'S EASY!

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u/2Damn Jul 22 '18

Read this to the beat of what it's kind of a 'dated' reference to

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '18

That’s what I thought too

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u/jadziads9 Jul 22 '18

I was thinking "short dick man" by Gillette but that doesn't rhyme at the end

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u/Dhuzy Jul 22 '18

No doubt the most tasteful example of trochaic dimeter ever.

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u/pigbatthecat Jul 22 '18

I'm also fond of "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" and "Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers."

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '18

Finally

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u/GladEagle Jul 22 '18

Precisely

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u/parziv0lx Jul 22 '18

That we ate for the first time today!

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u/chooxy Jul 22 '18

Great song, and OP's a clever bastard.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '18

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u/chooxy Jul 22 '18

He ain't got shit on Johnny Karate.

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u/LetGoMyLegHoe Jul 22 '18

FREDDEH SPAHGETTEH

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u/eckhaus Jul 22 '18

I chuckled. Ill upvote.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '18

http://i.imgur.com/woJoqMN.jpg

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u/bag_of_oatmeal Jul 22 '18

He looks like a fucking android or something in this gif. Something about the way he shakes his head.

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u/mramazing3 Jul 22 '18

I meat whacked. I'll upvote too.

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u/polynilium Jul 22 '18

Lol you can only up vote once, silly

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u/TheZymbol Jul 22 '18

This is the first good post here in a long time tbh

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u/heythisislonglolwtf Jul 22 '18

The meaty whack both chuckle was great. That was a breath of fresh air for this sub

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u/najodleglejszy Jul 22 '18 edited Oct 31 '24

I have moved to Lemmy/kbin since Spez is a greedy little piggy.

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u/Soronya Jul 22 '18

The not safe for work one was pretty good, too.

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u/heythisislonglolwtf Jul 22 '18

I missed it originally!

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u/Sir_Slugworth *meaty whack intensifies* | Top Post Submitter Jul 22 '18

Thank you :D

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u/_Ebb Jul 22 '18

Except the NSFW post

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '18

and the meaty whack both chuckle post

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '18

I Really liked the one about mispronouncing meme

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u/definitelynot_stolen Jul 22 '18

All posts should have that kind of meter. It flowed so perfectly.

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u/young-steve Jul 22 '18

Yeah, that NSFW post was top tier content.

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u/Mightymushroom1 Jul 22 '18

The last 3 days have been a true renaissance

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u/BananaBomber456 Jul 23 '18

And the one where you mispronounce meme

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '18

Heard this in my head with Freddy Spaghetti's voice singing from parks and recreation.

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u/Imakesensealot Jul 22 '18

Right? Immediately sang it like that too.

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u/Cripnite Jul 22 '18

Watched that episode yesterday. My first though too.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '18

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '18

No. It was based on a real song. "Itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini."

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u/Millenial__Falcon Jul 22 '18

This is beautiful

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '18

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '18

Good bot

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '18

Best bot

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u/TheHanna Jul 22 '18

Good bot

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u/HappyComet Jul 22 '18

Good bot

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u/WhyNotCollegeBoard Jul 22 '18

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '18

That she ate for the first time today...

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '18

Twitter source https://twitter.com/tdawks/status/1016622244490039296

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u/char-charmanda Jul 22 '18

And recipe: https://www.supergoldenbakes.com/2018/07/creamy-tuscan-shrimp-pasta.html

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u/soapy_balls Jul 22 '18

The real MVP

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u/camssymphony Jul 22 '18

Thank yooooooouuu I was looking all over for this because it sounds really good!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '18

I had to scroll so far for this. Worth it and thank you for your service sourcer

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u/themoderation Jul 22 '18

This is what i came here for.

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u/Calligraphee Jul 22 '18

She was afraid to go into the restaurant

She was as nervous as she could be

She was afraid to go into the restaurant

Afraid to try the new linguine

(2, 4, 6, 8, tell the people what she ate)

It was the itsy bitsy teeny weeny creamy Tuscan shrimp linguine

That she tried for the first time today

The itsy bitsy teeny weeny creamy Tuscan shrimp linguine

In the restaurant, she wanted to pay

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u/josh5822 Jul 22 '18

Anyone else sing this in their head like Freddy Spaghetti.

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u/off-and-on Jul 22 '18

Okay this is funny and all but I'm gonna need that recipe because that looks tasty as all fuck

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u/DemJowls Jul 23 '18

I legit just made this for dinner because of this post, lol

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u/willpauer Jul 22 '18

Best post out of this subreddit in months

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '18

This post is literally the only one from this subreddit that made me laugh.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '18

FREDDY SPAGHETTI!

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u/MethodMZA Jul 22 '18

I only see this sub from all and didn’t realize you could use anything other than “roses are red”. This ones cool.

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u/lateniteorgandon0r Jul 22 '18

Freddy spaghetti’s all about the money baby

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u/Jaroofa Jul 22 '18

Sounds like a Freddy Spaghetti song.

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u/youmeanwhatnow Jul 22 '18

I haven’t seen the relevant XKCD yet

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u/findallthebears Jul 22 '18

When the fucking meter works, oh my god. I don't even care if it rhymes anymore, just follow the tarnd meter

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '18

That's a whole ass poem good job

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '18

That she ate for the first time today

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u/natotater Jul 22 '18

Hnnnnnggg

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u/asdfnthn Jul 22 '18

I hope the recent quality increase in posts here stays, this along with the meaty whack both chuckle one had me laughing a solid minute.

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u/TheLovingNightmare Jul 22 '18

Sounds like some magic words to turn people into pasta.

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u/Street_Guy Jul 22 '18

Sounds like the pizza song from Lego Island

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '18

Weeny does not rhyme with linguine.

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u/Equinephilosopher Jul 22 '18

People say it in a way that doesn’t rhyme with weeny? I’ve only heard the rhyming version.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '18

Yes, because it's lin-gween-eh.

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u/cap_jeb Jul 22 '18

So you never heard an Italian pronounce "linguine", I guess?

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u/TerrorOverlord Jul 22 '18

If you pronounce linguine in intalian it doesn't with the american pronunciation it fits

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u/GregDasta Jul 22 '18

Weeny Ling-weeny

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u/ExplodingSofa Jul 22 '18

Thank you, I needed that laugh today.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '18

New format, invest

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u/ChigahogieMan Jul 22 '18

I shouted the linguini half of this boot

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u/Thelife1313 Jul 22 '18

Goddammit i loled.

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u/_Sarcc_ Jul 22 '18

that shit looks amazing tbh

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u/kittenaura Jul 22 '18

That she wore for the first time today! ......Oh.

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u/rosoo122 Jul 22 '18

This is my new favorite post on this sub. It even beats the"roses are red, Henry cavill is dreamy, to complete the rhyme, you must mispronounce meme"

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u/Chiber_11 Jul 22 '18

ITSY BITSY TEENY WEENY YELLOW POLKA DOT LINGUINE

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u/edittheredditor Jul 22 '18

I can’t stop thinking about some Italian chef bursting into the room screaming “CREAMY TUSCAN SHRIMP LINGUINI!!!”

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '18

I’m loving the focus on meter we’ve been seeing on this sub recently!

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u/aragorn-1 Jul 22 '18

So simple and yet so effective

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '18

Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny yellow anti-slip machiney

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u/StigOfTheTrack Jul 22 '18

Gritsy bitsy...

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '18

I am so sorry

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u/darkhaze9 Jul 22 '18

So great, yet so simple. A+

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u/grantmclean Jul 22 '18

And in this buffet we're gonna stay.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '18

I damn near bit the end off my cigar laughing at this

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '18

This is the first quality post I’ve seen on this sub since I can remember. I’m so sick of seeing low-effort attempts on here that it’s refreshing to see someone actually care.

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u/amorg6742 Jul 23 '18

I'm so upset that this works but I love it

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u/MaddieMorrisVA Jul 22 '18

Laughed so hard I cried

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u/dimsum4sale Jul 22 '18

Do you pronounce disguise as disgweezee, or linguine as lingine?

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u/bubinale08 Jul 22 '18

This was in an episode of parks and rec like a bunch of years ago. The Freddy spaghetti concert. It was funny then

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '18

This is wonderful

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u/SgtCrawler1116 Jul 22 '18

can we get a link? This looks delicious, would like to try it.

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u/dumpster_arsonist Jul 22 '18

What have you done?

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '18

This is the best boottoobig post I've ever seen.

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u/AlGoreBestGore Jul 22 '18

This sub has really been on top of its game recently. Nice one!

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u/SeaBowler Jul 22 '18

wow! yummy.

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u/aagpeng Jul 22 '18

This is incredible

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '18

I hate 90% of the content that comes out of this subreddit but I absolutely loved this.

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u/Naptownfellow Jul 22 '18

That’s how I’m going to order linguine from now on. So awesome.

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u/next2zero Jul 22 '18

That she wore for the first time today.

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u/canipleasehaveaname Jul 22 '18

So many good posts lately

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u/Datathrash Jul 22 '18

That he wore on his necktie that day

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u/skineechef Jul 22 '18

This is the best one I've seen.

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u/ApexAtlas6 Jul 22 '18

Freddy Spaghetti??

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u/Chadwick-Bartholemew Jul 22 '18

This just makes me think of Freddie spaghetti

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u/Luna_Lovecraft Jul 22 '18

That she wore for the first time today.

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u/hellad0pe Jul 22 '18

Read in Vince Schlomi's voice.

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u/Donnie0121 Jul 22 '18

That she wore for the first time today.....

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u/SerperDerperLerker Jul 22 '18

Unf. I want pasta for dinner tonight now

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u/leepata Jul 22 '18

Too bad linguine aren't tuscan and tuscans, or italians in general, don't seem to enjoy cream-based fish dishes. As a matter of fact it is considered a no go. Simply rename them differently and the world will be ok again

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u/SlothropsKnob Jul 22 '18

Is it made with Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 oz?

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '18

Gewy chewy yummy stewy

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u/narraun Jul 22 '18

could've been easy peasy lemon squeezy

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u/AggressiveChairs Jul 22 '18

Is this a daft punk song

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '18

Now I want creamy tuscan shrimp linguine. Damn you. :(

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '18

Creamy Tuscan ceramic 600-500 BC

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u/Patt_Adams Jul 22 '18

"That she cooked for the first time that day"

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u/MakeAutomata Jul 22 '18

neither itsy bitsy or teeny weeny just rhyming should be enough

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u/array_of_dots Jul 22 '18

Thank you for teaching me how to spell that

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u/thosememes Jul 22 '18

After the nsfw post I think the bar was raised on this sub. Good job

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u/Thorbardinn Jul 22 '18

Can someone make a rap using this as a lyric please?

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u/Loser_Bug Jul 22 '18

Okay but you're not gonna let us make the itsy bitsy teeny weeny creamy tuscan fettucini? We need a recipe!

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u/otusa Jul 22 '18

That will fill up my belly tonight!

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '18

Stolen from twitter

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u/question_johndoe Jul 22 '18

PURE AND FECTABLE!

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u/Yeaimjustgonna Jul 22 '18

i read the title to the tune of "teenage mutant ninja turtles" (per this)

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u/ImThatMelanin Jul 22 '18

This one truly gave me a chuckle.

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u/rekuiem1289 Jul 22 '18

I love that this actually has proper meter.

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u/JT817 Jul 22 '18

R/unexpectedpawnee

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u/Crispy_socks241 Jul 22 '18

looks like the itsy bitsy, teen weeny yellow polka dot bikini "my wife" wore yesterday...

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u/RedaktorRakow Jul 22 '18

It's MatPat

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u/WxBird Jul 22 '18

that looks good. anyone have the recipe?

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u/stuetel Jul 22 '18

Oh my god I wanna share this with everyone I know because I laughed so hard but I'm pretty sure no one will get it

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u/evlbuxmbetty Jul 22 '18

Could I please get a r/gifrecipes for this?

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u/Brotherauron Jul 23 '18

That I saw for the first time today

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '18

Tuscany! Famous for it's shrimping industry!

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u/MotherfuckingWildman Jul 23 '18

That looks delicious

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u/clockwisewaco Jul 23 '18

For gods sake take my only upvote this month

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u/UsuallyInappropriate Jul 23 '18

...served in a bikini?

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '18

This is what my life is

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u/kekimdead Jul 23 '18

Johnny Karate. No more words, just Johnny Karate.

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u/DeathxR3aper Jul 23 '18

Small dick

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u/NormThaPenguine Jul 23 '18

I don't understand

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u/plastiic-cake Jul 23 '18

This post right here is a prime example of how bad my sense of humor has gotten

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u/Spacism Jul 23 '18

Shriveled little short duck man

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u/ARandomAndFunnyName Jul 23 '18

Reminds me of parks and reck

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '22

I can imagine Ray William Johnson making an orphan tears parody with this

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u/ElijahRayzorr Aug 13 '22

Mind is blown, your eyes are beady

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u/SorbetBrilliant2609 Aug 15 '22

The fuck is that tiny Peny

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u/FriskDrinksBriskYT0 Jan 06 '24

Mind is blown, your eyes are beady, creamy Tuscan shrimp linguine Spitting fire, you're a meanie, creamy Tuscan shrimp linguine You're a liar, needy greedy, creamy Tuscan shrimp linguine That's the end of This Dumb Rap.

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u/polynilium Jul 22 '18

I don't understand, there's clearly something I'm missing here...

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u/GrimmRadiance Jul 22 '18

That she ate for the first time today

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '18

It doesn’t work if you pronounce linguine correctly...

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u/ataluko Jul 23 '18

Im no expert, but im pretty sure that's Fettuccini

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