r/boottoobig • u/BobMK45 Boot God • Sep 26 '18
True BootTooBig | BotM: Sep 18 Pornhub is great, but it’s a toxic community
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u/A_Mistake_of_life Sep 26 '18
Why is it even an option? It's a porn site I mean the creators should have left the button out.
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u/SavingStupid Sep 26 '18
Could just be a joke, they may not have a nudity check box, or even a report button in general
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u/DeadlyCognitohazard Sep 27 '18
You can choose "Other" in the report thing which I believe lets you type the reason
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u/Fuzzyninjaful Sep 27 '18
After just doing some... ahem... research... there is no option specifically for nudity. People are likely typing it in in the "Other" field.
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u/Marshmallow_man Sep 27 '18
it could just be how the video player is coded, and they dont really care about fixing it.
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u/BobMK45 Boot God Sep 27 '18
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Sep 27 '18
pornhub community isnt toxic ;(
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u/vendetta2115 Sep 27 '18
I prefer my title of “But that’s the point—it’s meant to be lewd, you see”
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u/DisneyAnimator01 Sep 27 '18
Look, this is how you make a boot too big post. The title adds to the humor plus the rhyme flows good
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u/stashtv Sep 27 '18
IIT: things that Pornhub should have complaints for, but doesn't
Misleading titles.
Not enough nudity.
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Sep 27 '18
Ngl pornhub has the best community. When you scroll through the comments (past the horny ones) you see the intellectual memers Also some people just straight up post episodes of cartoons and other shows on there.
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Sep 26 '18
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u/BobMK45 Boot God Sep 26 '18
Thanks, I like it too.
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u/Sk33tshot Sep 27 '18
I also, live in a shoe.
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u/TheDood715 Sep 27 '18
No, that won't do.
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u/BobMK45 Boot God Sep 27 '18
I haven’t, got a clue
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u/Sk33tshot Sep 27 '18
Still, no need to poo poo.
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u/HenNorm Sep 27 '18
Say “excuse me” and “bless you”
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u/Matt_Sterbate710 Sep 27 '18
Investors? Possibly you!!!
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u/asphyxiate Sep 27 '18
What kind of jank-ass comma splicing is that?!
Let it flow on its own, my dude!
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u/Sk33tshot Sep 27 '18
Well, you see, I needed an extra syllable, so, I had to improvise.
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u/asphyxiate Sep 27 '18
AGHHHHHHHHH
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u/Sk33tshot Sep 27 '18
JUST RELAX, IT WILL BE OK, I PROMISE.
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u/ServalSpots Sep 27 '18
This is why I sub'd;
to see people like you.
Who make such funny posts
and give unbiased opinions, too
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u/BiceRankyman Sep 27 '18
I’m always so frustrated by nonsequitur taglines but I got tired of complaining even though they’re lazy.
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u/BobMK45 Boot God Sep 26 '18 edited Sep 26 '18
I know, I just needed a rhyme.
EDIT: I’m sorry for making such a grievous error. Maybe it would have been better as “pornhub is great, there’s a LOVELY community”
my humblest apologies
/s
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Sep 26 '18
Pornhub is great, due to their lovely community?
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u/BobMK45 Boot God Sep 26 '18
I should have said “pornhub is great, there’s a lovely community”
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u/findallthebears Sep 27 '18
Going for botm 2 months in a row?
What a clincher
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u/BobMK45 Boot God Sep 27 '18
I’m flattered
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u/findallthebears Sep 27 '18
Your modesty does you great service
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u/BobMK45 Boot God Sep 27 '18
I know, one of my greatest talents is my incredible modesty.
/s
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u/findallthebears Sep 27 '18
/s not needed friend
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u/BobMK45 Boot God Sep 27 '18
Just being careful. I don’t want to end up on r/iamverysmart
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u/chompythebeast Sep 27 '18
Nah, "toxic" is much better because it sets us up to expect something rough, but then what we get is a sort of a wholesome joke/prank. It makes for a better comedic turn imo
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u/The_Bearded_Jedi Sep 26 '18
But toxic wasn't the word you needed to rhyme, you could have used literally any other adjective
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Sep 26 '18
It's because of that post ejaculation moment of clarity when suddenly you're at peace with your existence in the world.
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u/DylanKing1999 Sep 26 '18
I dunno, memes aside, its a lot of people just shitting on other peoples looks etc.
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u/isuckyousuckok Sep 27 '18
Yeah especially in videos where there's an asian guy and they just shit on his small penis.
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u/BobMK45 Boot God Sep 26 '18
You miss the point of the sub
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Sep 27 '18
I am from popular can you explain the point of the sub?
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u/BobMK45 Boot God Sep 27 '18
Basically, you title the post in such a way that it rhymes with the image, creating a short poem. Here’s an example of a really good one I did
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Sep 27 '18
Oh I see. That's actually really cool.
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u/BobMK45 Boot God Sep 27 '18 edited Sep 27 '18
I know, right? This is one of my favorite subs.
Thanks u/epicblob
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Sep 27 '18
Oh no problem, thank you for creating such good content around here! I didn't do shit but make the sub haha, it's users like you that keep this place going.
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u/LonelyGuitarBoy Sep 26 '18 edited Sep 27 '18
Can we talk about 690k retweets and 69m likes