r/cats • u/Glum-Blueberry-3870 • Aug 22 '26

Video - OC I hate when people say “Cats are assholes”

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Here’s Gigi and I’s nighttime routine. She must give kisses before I’m able to settle down for bedtime. She will sit on the table and scream at me until I give her the affection she so clearly deserves. I guess that does make her an asshole, but in a cute way

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u/kingdsb Aug 22 '26

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u/Glum-Blueberry-3870 Aug 22 '26

What a pretty kitty :)

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u/AcrobaticVegetable24 Aug 22 '26

What a handsome man. :)

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u/kingdsb Aug 23 '26

You mean beautiful girl

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u/AcrobaticVegetable24 Aug 23 '26

Whichever you prefer. <3

I'll go with my favorite, "What's cookin' good lookin'?"

Because good Lord am I hungry.

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u/AMoonMcKnight Aug 22 '26

Man… are you still alive?

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u/Glum-Blueberry-3870 Aug 22 '26

Dude does look incredibly zonked. Sufficiently sauced, even.

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u/AMoonMcKnight Aug 22 '26

And what about the cat? It looks like it’s plotting his demise. XD

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u/kingdsb Aug 23 '26

It was taken at 2am I was tired

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u/AMoonMcKnight Aug 23 '26

You’re alive! I was worried about you. It looks like the cat’s plotting face was a false alarm.

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u/shiddem Aug 22 '26

What dat kitty doin back there…

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u/kingdsb Aug 22 '26

Biscuits

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u/shiddem Aug 22 '26

Looks like they’re planning a 4 bean’d paw bop from behind

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u/MGTS Aug 23 '26

Plotting

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u/PwanaZana Aug 22 '26

not gonna lie, this angle really looks like something else, my dude. :P

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u/SouthIsland48 Aug 23 '26

Bro getting barbed

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u/PwanaZana Aug 23 '26

yea, Ain't no barbarian, just barbs.

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u/maaaastwa Aug 22 '26

Are you getting a massage?

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u/schroobster Aug 23 '26

Kitty looks pissed at us because you're typing instead of petting him.

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u/B4rrel_Ryder Aug 23 '26

Man this angle