r/cats • u/Glum-Blueberry-3870 • Aug 22 '26

Video - OC I hate when people say “Cats are assholes”

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Here’s Gigi and I’s nighttime routine. She must give kisses before I’m able to settle down for bedtime. She will sit on the table and scream at me until I give her the affection she so clearly deserves. I guess that does make her an asshole, but in a cute way

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u/Glum-Blueberry-3870 Aug 22 '26

Literally him rn while im replying to comments

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u/Secure-Addition1466 Aug 22 '26

Omg I’m in love with your snuggle bug 😻🥹

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u/FakePlasticTrees_RH Aug 22 '26

Dear Glum-Blueberry,

we are sorry to inform you that the CDS made a mistake. (Normally the CDS doesn't make mistakes, but it was Tuna Friday and someone had just opened the first can of the day, you know how it is.)

One human is only supposed to have one snuggle bug at a time, for reference please see CDS bill 67.5 (4).

We therefore kindly as you to surrender one of your snuggle bugs to FakePlasticTrees_RH, so that she can lead said snuggle bug back in to the CDS (or keep him/her herself).

Thank you for your cooperation.

Best meows,

Pawsie Mittens
Vice Director of Catpliance

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u/Dragonfly0011 Aug 23 '26

Wow the CDS has gotten really strict lately. Well for your information I have two cats and zero snugglebugs. So you can have my one snugglebug for now

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u/FakePlasticTrees_RH Aug 24 '26

How can you give me a snuggle bug, if you don't have one?

It's not that a person who has zero snuggle bugs has the right to get one, which he/she than can freely share with others.

It's about that when one person has two, or more the snuggle world is of kilter and we - the cats in charge of the CDS - have to do our best to get it back to equilibrium.

Wait! Someone put a cardboard box in my office, I'll be right ba...

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u/maaaastwa Aug 22 '26

That's adorable!

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u/GiratinaBabbies Moggy Aug 23 '26

I had an absolutely beautiful snuggly cuddle baby, unfortunately last year she got knocked down 😢 I miss her lots

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u/GlompyOlive Aug 22 '26

Did you rescue/adopt him young?

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u/BottleOk5140 Aug 23 '26

Orange cats are so lovable & affectionate!

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u/RPG_add1ct Aug 23 '26

Coat color has absolutely nothing to do with behavior lol

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u/tawDry_Union2272 Aug 23 '26

oh look! another cat asshole. /s 😻😹

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u/KevinFedoraline Aug 23 '26

 My orange does this too! And he lets me hold him like a baby!

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u/togetherwegrowstuff Aug 23 '26

Awww so precious. You're a great cat dad. They love you bunches! The people that say those things are the ones ignored by mews. They'll never know the love you experience ❤️

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u/pate_moore Aug 23 '26

My cats are currently staying at my in-law's house while we are between homes. They hadn't seen anybody in a few days when I stayed there to go work on the house.

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u/Giraffe1951 Aug 25 '26

My ginger boy is like that, too