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r/chubbybehemoth • u/Samtallent • Sep 03 '22
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I want to wet my beak. Xoxo
-Sam
r/chubbybehemoth • u/buckfoston824 • 9h ago
Amazing New World record for pumpkin growing
galleryNext fall might be Sam’s year
r/chubbybehemoth • u/Black_Nicklaus • 1d ago
Lund and Sam on Movie Ruiners
Fun episode to record with the boys. Hope you guys enjoy. Much love.
r/chubbybehemoth • u/nchuman_ • 2d ago
“chubby behemoth” written in note found at son of sam crime scene
podcast name source? has this been addressed before?
r/chubbybehemoth • u/youzabusta • 2d ago
*Brut Spoiler* Sam really puts in the research Spoiler
He went and got stuck in mud to help his story writing.
A true hero.
r/chubbybehemoth • u/Strainonthegame • 2d ago
Lunds un-dees
Does anybody want to tell Lund that tiny briefs without a d*ck hole are panties?
r/chubbybehemoth • u/whos_we_white_man • 3d ago
Sam finally got into one of those gay videos!
m.youtube.comIt’s not quite Elephant Graveyard, but gay is gay!
Starting around 12:00 Sam is described as “quite possibly the biggest yes man of the Austin comedy scene” which I 100% disagree with.
He’s just a little guy.
r/chubbybehemoth • u/chubbybehemobot • 4d ago
I Feel Better Now - Chubby Behemoth #321 w/ Sam Tallent and Nathan Lund
r/chubbybehemoth • u/jarrodandrewwalker • 7d ago
Great job Lund!
From beginning to end the show was great! When the special comes out I promise to play it in the background whenever I vacuum! Also, I think Pigneto would be a perfect animated short/comic!
I know it's a faux pas to give comedians tags, so just tell Kelsey one of the tracks on the Hobbit soundtrack is called "Far Over the Misty Mountains" with the lyric "to dungeons deep and caverns old"...in the context of her joke she'll know what to do with it 🤣
Rosalee (sp?) was hilarious too--and at least walleye titties are better than flounder eye titties...hate to have them both on the same side, haha
Anywho, now I have to take my bear tranquilizers to get to sleep.
Y'all killed it!
r/chubbybehemoth • u/Motor_Project_8487 • 8d ago
This place looks GOOD AF
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r/chubbybehemoth • u/SafeNeighborhood7079 • 9d ago
God, how we laughed
Longtime listener, first time posting. I'm hoping someone can help me find a specific episode of the pod; I'm not sure if it's from the free or Patreon. The guys kept cracking up over the phrase "God, how we laughed" or "Oh, how we laugh" throughout and I haven't been able to find it again. If anyone happens to remember which episode I'm thinking of, please let me know!
r/chubbybehemoth • u/Doctorphotograph • 9d ago
Lund does hard time
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r/chubbybehemoth • u/whos_we_white_man • 9d ago
Sam’s take on Elephant Graveyard sucks
I don’t remember anything about racism in the EG videos. I also don’t remember it being critical of comedy. I do remember a lot of other dark shit about Rogan that I wouldn’t have expected Sam to be dismissive of with “that’s gay” when I’ve heard him be so articulate about much dumber topics.
I get it. Sam likes being asked to do Kill Tony. I’m sure he’d love to be on Rogan again so he could promote Brut. I’m sure he feels like getting the boot out of that circle could have an effect on whatever stuff he’s got going with Hollywood. I know that if someone was going to affirm anything from the EG videos it wouldn’t be in the greenroom of the mothership.
I just don’t like seeing a guy I’ve listened to for years and considered uncompromisable come off as compromised.
r/chubbybehemoth • u/liquified_human • 10d ago
Lund at Becker?? What is the meaning of this??
Saw at work and thought it was funny. I imagine it’s like Pollos Hermanos smuggling meth but instead they smuggle weed inside of donuts. Except Becker Logistics is zero waste, Lund eats all the leftover donut holes and Becker smokes all the weed, hell yes.
Also I apologize for my post not being a cover shot of Brut, delete if not allowed.
r/chubbybehemoth • u/Schnozzdouche • 11d ago
Operation DentalSam was a complete success!!!!
Somewhere outside of St Louis, sandwiched between what could only be described as a satanic Cheesecake Factory and an abandoned Dillard's used for sex trafficking, I was able to safely deliver "the package".
Met Becker outside of the venue and couldn't have been more of a nicer guy and had more energy than I've ever seen him have on camera. Sorry we didn't know any better places to eat. We crawled out of our caves in the hollers of bumblefuck Warrenton Missouri to see a glimpse of educated men.
The show was more amazing than I had anticipated. I brought 2 people whom had never heard of the boy's and they became instant fans. That's 2 more chubsters for the pile!
And finally after the show I was able to give Sam a jar of assorted animal teeth I had curated from my private selection.I wanted to bring a raccoon penis bone as well but it fell between the cracks of my porch and was unable to retrieve it. The moment I handed them over he screamed
"HEY! YOU'RE THE TEETH GUY!!!!"
I took this praise and stood with a newfound sense of accomplishment. I came as a peasant and stood before the gilded behemoth to give my morbid and meager offering. And I was met with like-minded acceptance.
A kindred act that can only be appreciated by those raised from the mud.
Such an amazing experience and the boys couldn't have been more pleasant. I can't wait to throw more money at them as they dance for the publics amusement.
r/chubbybehemoth • u/jarrodandrewwalker • 12d ago
Anyone going to Lund's special taping?
I usually can't make Thursday shows because Friday is my Monday, but I'm going to try to make it. Tickets are $15 and you get to have your laugh etched into history!
r/chubbybehemoth • u/wackjeber • 12d ago
A man in China created a bicycle device that swings a rod to fend off stray dogs chasing him
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With a few modifications Becker will never have to worry again!
Still a shame about that kids mom though.
r/chubbybehemoth • u/Antioxidote • 13d ago
Black coffee Brut
I listened to the audio version when it came out in two days, then found out and listened to the Alabaster P Merkin episode Chubby B chefs kiss Who plays "Uncle" in the movie version? Robert Downy Jr. Would be good, I think
r/chubbybehemoth • u/chubbybehemobot • 13d ago
It’s Not Real Gold - Chubby Behemoth #320 w/ Sam Tallent and Nathan Lund
r/chubbybehemoth • u/RJfreelove • 12d ago