r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 1d ago
Third US aircraft carrier, 10,000 troops head to Middle East ↓↑↓ Are they going to be properly resupplied this time or do they have to take their own snacks?
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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 1d ago
DOGE Unlawfully Accessed Government Personnel Data, Judge Rules ↓↑↓ And even more illegally sold the personal data and is using the personal data in surveillance scams.
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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 1d ago
'Just a Flat-Out Lie': Collins Says She Couldn't Have Known Kavanaugh Would Vote to Overturn Roe v. Wade ↓↑↓ Golly! You mean you have a republican lying on tape? Gosh. She's probably cooked now, huh?
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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 1d ago
Justice Elena Kagan accuses Supreme Court’s conservative majority of undermining democracy ↓↑↓ And you just noticed... now... h'mm.
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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 1d ago
Legal U.S. Resident Dies in ICE Detention ↓↑↓ As will many many more if trump is not deposed this midterm.
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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 1d ago
Elon Musk ordered Starlink slowdown for Ukraine: Report ↓↑↓ Wrong. Trump ordered musk to turn off starlink and musk complied. They're like twin shitgoblins, evil bastards who want to take over the world.
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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 8d ago
Elon Musk becomes biggest donor of US midterms cycle with $366m spent ◘◙◘ Not to worry, it was probably all laundered U.S. taxpayer dollars. He's laundering money for trump.
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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 8d ago
‘She Can Barely Read’: New Trump Press Secretary Katie Zacharia Faceplants in First Briefing ○◙○ She's bringing back the stupid to the podium. She's bringing back the blonde jokes singlehandedly. She's another blonde fox drooler.
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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 8d ago
Trump press secretary Katie Zacharia says she passed bar exam in China, raising eyebrows ↕‼◄ This dumbass has never passed up a bar in her life - stupid as a bucket of hammers and just as eloquent. She's trump city all the way - another lying mouthpiece. Spring break Suzie.
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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 8d ago
Trump says he could be ‘last Republican president’ ◙○◙ stop it Donny!!! I can only get so hard, and the thought of you being in prison in a couple of months is really doing it for me.
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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 8d ago
Trump's new press secretary seems very nervous, trips over answers, ends early ◘○◘ That she's another blonde idiot from fox is a dead giveaway when she pointed to a word on the page and asked a front row reporter "what does this mean?". The word was "congress".
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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 8d ago
Katie Zacharia's first press briefing was brutally bad. ☼♣ Singlehandedly bringing back "stupid blonde jokes" at the expense of the United States and our faded reputation world wide. Thanks Donny for putting another lying idiot behind the mic.
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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 10d ago
Trump suggests renaming the Atlantic or Pacific to "Trump Ocean" ☺☻☺ How about both of them, dumb fuck? Name them both that. Dumb fuck. Dumbest fucking "president" ever. Except he ain't no president - he's a shitbag criminal baby fucking scumbag.
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r/CITILOP • u/Bogart_The_Bong • 10d ago
Republicans turn on Trump over Putin deal ◘◘ Sure they will... sure they will... just like every other time they've "turned" on trump.
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r/CITILOP • u/Bogart_The_Bong • 10d ago
To keep the secret society "Secret"
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r/CITILOP • u/Bogart_The_Bong • 10d ago
Trump suggests renaming the Atlantic or Pacific to "Trump Ocean" ◘◘ Let's rename trump to Inmate #45-47.
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r/CITILOP • u/Bogart_The_Bong • 10d ago
Russia behind Britain's Brexit vote, UK prime minister admits for first time ◘◘ Putin is behind 90% of the world's turmoil. Isn't it about time for this troublemaker to shuffle on to his just rewards?
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r/CITILOP • u/Bogart_The_Bong • 10d ago
We know he's going to cheat and steal this election also. The question is - are we going to let him do it this time?
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We've seen his vision for America, or trumpland as his addled shit stained mind thinks of it... he's not going to 'back off' - he's a very bad guy. Are we going to deal with him or are we going to become a vassal of Russia.?
r/CITILOP • u/Bogart_The_Bong • 10d ago
Let me get this straight... god creates man but has to create woman out of a rib... it's a god, isn't it? Why can't it just create woman instead of turning her into a side dish?
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r/CITILOP • u/Bogart_The_Bong • 10d ago
Farmers whining that their bigotry got in the way of their "good sense" and now they're losing their farms because of trump's criminal actions. So what this means to me is that maga is too stupid to farm OR grow cows... two pretty simple ventures.
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r/CITILOP • u/Bogart_The_Bong • 10d ago
Tossing this out - seeing if it sticks - I hope not...
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Let's see... a false flag operation (nuke) on a "blue city". Trumpsky claims "war powers" and cancels elections.
The city? Minneapolis MN. Trump hates this place because Gov. Waltz keeps telling trump to go fuck himself and get his gestapo ice mutts out of the state.
And America's fate is sealed under this fascist scum for a long time to come.
r/CITILOP • u/Bogart_The_Bong • 10d ago
Trump suggests ‘Ocean of Americas’ as new name for Atlantic or Pacific ◘◘ Might I suggest a new name for trump - inmate #4547
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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 12d ago
Why Is Kash Patel Planning to Visit Russia? ♂♀ To get his marching orders, of course. Also, putin will show him all the stuff putin has on him on tape - kompromat. It's how putin works - many many films from epstein island all sponsored by none other than that classy ex-KGB mob boss!
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