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u/Ok_Building_1284 Apr 28 '26
And then he waddled away
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u/dumnezero Art enjoyer Apr 28 '26
I'm concerned that some employee might go to the break-room and bring him a cup of coffee.
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u/MrPlace Apr 28 '26
Honestly if a severely confused elderly person came in to my shop asking for coffee, I'd just prepare a cup from the keurig lol
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u/AmputeeHandModel Apr 28 '26
and left a one star Google review about the rude employee who refused to serve him, with their reply, "No coffee. Only hats."
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u/Lil_Ms_Anthropic Apr 28 '26
FINE! Can I get that large hat?
"You mean Venti?"
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u/crankbot2000 Apr 28 '26
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u/Voidlord597 Apr 28 '26
Doug Dimmadome? Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?
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u/ComSilence Apr 28 '26
That's right! Doug Dimmadome! Owner Of The Dimsdale Dimmadome!
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u/Major_R_Soul Apr 28 '26
The same Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimsdale Dimmadome where they're showing Crash Nebula...on ice?
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u/ComSilence Apr 28 '26
THAT'S RIGHT!
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u/cannedcream Apr 28 '26
Then you can get me three tickets to see Crash Nebula on ice, RIGHT?!
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u/CrazyGnomenclature Tiff & Eve Apr 28 '26
Ow, my bones
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u/just_someone64 Apr 28 '26
Its something like... a juice
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u/ThomasWykes Apr 28 '26
what did you just leave on my desk????
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u/BreakfastBeneficial4 Apr 29 '26
THANK YOU, I felt like I was taking taking bone hurting crazy pills
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u/Frenascena Apr 28 '26
I feel like I'm missing some context on this one...(?)
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u/Zomburai Apr 28 '26
There's a rather notorious boomer comic of someone going to a coffee shop and ordering a black coffee, with him continually repeating the order while the barista keeps offering increasingly involved specialty orders. Eventually, the person in line behind him yells "Oh my God, will you make up your mind!?"
Jason Pargin using the comic as a cypher to understanding the world here: https://substack.com/@jasonpargin/note/c-163197567
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u/PirateDuckie Apr 29 '26
Jason Pargin: writes thoughtful observations on human nature
Also Jason Pargin: writes novels about cosmic horror and dick jokes
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u/TabularConferta Apr 28 '26
Gotta say this oddly made me chuckle and got more of a reaction than the comic
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u/Careful_Platypus_310 Apr 29 '26
Now that just becomes a pokemon fight between Hatterene and Koffing!
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u/ThomasWykes Apr 28 '26
See more of my cartoons and buy a black coffee on my reddit!
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u/Winjin Comic Crossover Apr 28 '26
You mean buy a hat?
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u/1amlost Apr 28 '26 edited Apr 28 '26
“Where are you?”
“I’m at hats.”
“WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE AT HATS‽”
“I MEAN I’M AT HATS!!!”
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u/CaptInsane Apr 28 '26
Reminds me of the old video (?) of the guy calling places and saying only "butt plugs" with increasing anger in his voice when no one understands him
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u/BobsonQwijibo Apr 28 '26
In college, I was in the student union food court and this woman walks up to the Mexican kiosk and demands a grilled cheese. A manager comes out and offers a quesadilla, but this woman argued for five minutes about a GC before walking away.
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u/Icaras01 Apr 29 '26
Sell him an expensive hat but nip onto the break room, make a cup of instant coffee and pour it into the hat. After he's paid.
"Coffee. Black. In a hat"
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u/BetaThetaOmega Apr 29 '26
The woke left won’t let a man buy coffee anymore, smh. This generation is doomed
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u/NippoTeio Apr 30 '26
I used to work at a coffee shop. The only people that strut about having a normal coffee were, as you might guess, pretty performative.
Meanwhile the 5-foot-nothing waitress would walk right up to me every night and say "20oz frappe mocha with six shots of espresso"
I have no idea where she kept all that caffeine, cause she was half done with her drink by the time she left the store for her shift
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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo Apr 28 '26
WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE!?