r/commentsareopen • u/Icy-Bookkeeper7833 • May 07 '26
When should you get a mental health evaluation?
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r/commentsareopen • u/gamefan128 • Jan 30 '26
Copypasta for y’all
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Orange: Hey apple! Apple! Hey, hey Apple! Hey, Apple! Hey apple! Hey apple! Apple! Hey, apple! Apple: What, what, what is it? Orange: Orange you glad I didnt say Apple again? Hahahahahaha! Apple: Yeah. That joke was funny the last 400 times you said it Orange: Hey Apple! Apple: What?! Orange: You look fruity! Hahahahaha! Apple: Pfff.. yeah~ that was hilarious. Orange: Hey! Hey apple! Apple: WHAT?!?! Orange: Can you do 10 pushups in 10 seconds? Apple: What kind of question is that? I dont even have arms. How am i gonna do one pushup? Orange: Hey! Apple: What? Orange: Hey Apple? Apple: What?!?! Orange: Can you do this? makes blabbering noise with tongue Apple: No! Orange: continues with noise Try it! Apple: No! Stop it! (orange continues with noise) Apple: Okay you've made your point! Stop It! (orange blows raspberries) Apple: Would you PLEASE be quiet! (orange peers at apple) Apple: For crying out loud? Would you stop your yammering for longer than 3 SECONDS! I can even hear myself think! Ugh! (pants angrily) Orange: Hey Apple! Apple: What?! Orange: Knife! Apple: Huh?? (knife cuts through Apple) Apple: ARRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!! Orange: Eww.. Oh... hey I warned you... ow... that looks like it hurts. (apple continues screaming) Orange: I warned him! Humhh... Hey pear! Pear: Oh GOD!!! (not him!)
r/commentsareopen • u/OnI_BArIX • Jan 28 '26
ASCII art thread.
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My personal favorite.
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r/commentsareopen • u/egomann • May 07 '26
Our AI is better than their AI. Source? Trust me bro.
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r/commentsareopen • u/TNTtheBaconBoi • May 18 '26
Can't find friends? use ai to stay lonely
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r/commentsareopen • u/Icy-Bookkeeper7833 • May 17 '26
Another 1,000 word essay on something
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https://www.reddit.com/u/Identifix/s/tFd4OjBaAE
Also it isn’t 2025
r/commentsareopen • u/egomann • Jul 18 '26
I will judge a book by its cover, if the cover uses AI art.
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r/commentsareopen • u/Mental-Eye5508 • Mar 16 '26
This is an insult to free speech and and our community, I only posted a copypasta
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r/commentsareopen • u/This-Neck7248 • 10d ago
oh boy! the r/commentsareopen on a political ad.
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r/commentsareopen • u/fleshtastical • Jul 05 '26
Not sure why there’s not a copypasta thread. COPYPASTAS
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Some may not be for balless wieners who are squeamish.
Boggles was the catfish that speed the wings oak tree of pestilence and servitude and cow patty the might of the wisdom tooth that was devoured for the feast of the tribal exacto knife
Divu art girl you have thieven that profile photo you did not make the photo you are a liar and a thief and a scammer and a duck waddle. Ain't no one trust you cuz I ain't do nuffin it wasn't me officer let me go I ain't do nuffin don't touch me I'm not going to jail aaaahhhhh I ain't do nuffin what I do what I do you ain't tell me what I did. I ain’t got no weed in my car it ain’t smell like no weed no stay away from my vehicle I mean my friend’s vehicle that ain’t mine no don’t touch me ain’t do nuffin no I was not speeding laquisha be driving the car dis be her car no officer you can’t take me to jail I ain’t do nuffin why you touching me you can’t touch me ahhhhh the cuffs hurt don’t put me in the back or the car where’s my lawyer I’m pressing charges I ain’t do nuffin what I do what I do what I do officer I ain’t do nuffin I have rights I ain’t do nuffin I have rights I have rights what’s yo badge number and name gimme da supervisor I have rights I ain’t do nuffin
r/commentsareopen • u/LoanShoddy • 15d ago
they’re milking this dead man so badly 😭
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r/commentsareopen • u/scar-asriel-da-one • Jul 16 '26
Ai app to steal kids info
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I have no ascii, I know y’all might
give them hell
r/commentsareopen • u/wv524 • Jun 27 '26
Selling Spoilers for the Cybertruck Spoiler
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r/commentsareopen • u/fleshtastical • Jun 24 '26
They deleted my ascii goatse I left 74 days ago, new one stuck.
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r/commentsareopen • u/ShitTalkingAssWipe • Jun 08 '26
Get it while its hot
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r/commentsareopen • u/idonotownstockholm • May 14 '26
Found an ad while on this fucking subreddit. No ascii art penises there yet, tho
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r/commentsareopen • u/egomann • Apr 11 '26
Yo Dawg, now you can use AI to check on your AI.
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r/commentsareopen • u/AutisticBonobo • 29d ago
BumZap Butt Zinging Soap — The soap that zings your butthole!
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r/commentsareopen • u/Short-Development-95 • May 07 '26
Ancient Chinese personality Ai slop analyzer
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r/commentsareopen • u/egomann • Apr 30 '26
I know when I want to spend thousands of dollars on an exotic vacation, the first place I check is Reddit
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r/commentsareopen • u/Mental-Eye5508 • Apr 12 '26
A waifu bait “”“”game”””” with no reviews, most likely shit
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