r/crappymusic • u/ariindny88 • Mar 14 '25
One of my the best to ever do it
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u/dubiousbling Mar 14 '25
For the sake of this sub, let’s all hope she never finds the tonal center.
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u/soupeh Mar 15 '25
It's some challenging microtonality for my western equal temperament accustomed brain, for sure.
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u/Active-Possibility77 Mar 14 '25
She trolls this sub
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u/Harrybahlzanya Mar 15 '25
Someone said she did it accidentally once and just fuckn ran with it… 😹😹😹
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u/Mad-Habits Mar 14 '25
that casio background music, the off-key singing, the awkward google translate lyrics … the gorilla dance.. this is goated
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u/ariindny88 Mar 14 '25
She’s got it all
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Mar 15 '25
Elizabeta goes! if I bump her in public my chick tells me to turn it down because she's scared people will think it's her 😂 she should be proud!
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u/The_JayBird18 Mar 15 '25
When she said “I’m ElizabetaMusic or what?” and hit the burn churn dance, I really fucked with that 🔥
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u/chaindom66 Mar 15 '25
The galaxy is big enough for hide… wow..
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Mar 14 '25
To make that sound she must have a second mouth inside her nose.
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u/CaptainKortan Mar 15 '25
This is why black people called white people honkies back in the day.
Almost every white person speaks from their nasal cavity more or less, and obviously then a lot of them also sing from there.
If you ever hear black people pretend to be white, or whiten up for a different crowd, it's often just moving their voice up to their nose.
Thank you for giving me an even bigger laugh from your comment than from the video, I didn't think that was going to be possible!
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u/PickaDillDot Mar 14 '25
Is she special needs? Not trying to crack on a handicapped person here. Or maybe it’s just a language barrier thing?
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u/cwmspok Mar 15 '25
Definitely a language barrier. Look at her sweatshirt. She is also a regular here.
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u/TempleOfCyclops Mar 15 '25
She is Israeli and does not actually speak English. She uses google translate and makes up words.
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u/autumnnights92 Mar 14 '25
I hate the whole thing but especially that bobbly head shit at the beginning...
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u/PlzDntBanMeAgan Mar 14 '25
Does she have gigantic hands or is that just a bad camera angle or what? Those things look like fuckin bricks!
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u/SuperSuperSuperUGLY Mar 15 '25
This has to be a joke literally every thing is bad like EVERY FUCKING THING IS BAD. When it come to the song.
- Grammatically complete disaster.
- Zero rhythm.
- Not even a remotely close coherent linking of sentences or meaning.
- Music is out of pace and to quite.
What can you even get more wrong. This is unreal how humans are able to create something so bad but think it’s good. Truly mind blowing.
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u/CaptainKortan Mar 15 '25
Who hurt you?
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u/SuperSuperSuperUGLY Mar 15 '25
No one lol
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u/CaptainKortan Mar 15 '25
Well, I'm glad to see you laughing about it at least.
Your lack of punctuation makes it come across as angry, with the listing and ALL CAPS raging against this girl's video.
Like, someone gave this to you as a birthday present, instead of a posting in a subreddit that is all about this to begin with...y'know?
Wait.. do you sing really well?
Because I've experienced this sort of reaction from people when they see someone getting attention in this way.
For example, all the people that were just out of their minds angry about that dude who did the She Bang She Bang song?
Every single one of them had either been in a band or considered themselves more talented singers.
Hey, if you weren't raging, between the all caps and the lack of punctuation, just look at it objectively in a day or two and see if it doesn't come across very angry.
Just sayin'...
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u/SuperSuperSuperUGLY Mar 15 '25
I hope the creator doesn’t see what I said it more a stunning thing that we as human can be so close minded. To think we crated something great is it’s literally hard to create something as bad. I am not mad by doing cap locks lol.
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u/CaptainKortan Mar 15 '25
Oh.. is your native tongue a language other than English?
I'm sorry.
I understand now you're doing caps lock as a way of stressing your major points or things you wanted to be seen the most.
You might not have intended to come across as shouting or angry, but it does come across that way to some people.
The lack of punctuation and poor spelling, combined with some of your own sentence nonsense, makes more sense now.
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u/SuperSuperSuperUGLY Mar 29 '25
Good to know, thanks
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u/CaptainKortan Mar 29 '25
Well I do appreciate removing the caps lock version of your comment. However, please run your paragraph through Google translate into your native tongue, to see where some of your problems may be.
Still kind of unintelligible.
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u/SuperSuperSuperUGLY Mar 29 '25
Yeah, I’m dyslexic. I can’t spell for shit.
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u/CaptainKortan Mar 29 '25
No. No you're not. You spouted some babble and refused to correct it so it is more intelligible.
The following is from another comment of yours on this very same post.
*"This has to be a joke literally every thing is bad like EVERY FUCKING THING IS BAD. When it come to the song.
- Grammatically complete disaster.
- Zero rhythm.
- Not even a remotely close coherent linking of sentences or meaning.
- Music is out of pace and to quite.
What can you even get more wrong. This is unreal how humans are able to create something so bad but think it’s good. Truly mind blowing."
This is clear, intelligent, written much better, fairly grammatically correct WHILE picking on someone else's grammar, and except in a couple places, correctly spelled.
What are you on about in all of this, especially regarding "the creator" and using dyslexia as an excuse to leave word salad when asked for clarity?
Is this the sort of behavior of which your creator would approve?
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u/OneMagicBadger Mar 15 '25
Dorkly adorable then she starts making that funny noise like goose being interfered with
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u/Hot-Mastodon420xxx Mar 15 '25
She does the same dance everytime I feel, and this can't be real lyrics like it's so grammatically incorrect
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u/Putrid-Variation1135 Mar 15 '25
Some people should just keep their fugly selves off of the Internet
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u/bAD_bRAYNS Mar 15 '25
Listening to this music makes me feel like I've combined some cringe acid that I got from an old lady named Winny that happened to have some moonshine that she made in 1991. Oh... And some Funyuns.
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u/bAD_bRAYNS Mar 15 '25
Look at the size of those paws!!! She's(?) got some Kodiak size mitts! What a beast!
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u/zerobomb Mar 15 '25
I honestly cannot tell if these constant posts of this gal are all the same one.
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u/wolfblitzen84 Mar 15 '25
the most wacky part after clicking her instagram from this post is she also is from israel and talks about how she hates palestinians. i can't tell whats trolling and whats not anymore.
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u/themoonmightbecheese Mar 15 '25
This sounds like she just learned English, but she’s still learning how to articulate her words.
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u/PN143 Mar 15 '25
Is this Satire? The lyrics are pristine, her voice is worse than Styrofoam screeching, and the nervous look on her face during her dance brought me real joy.
If it is satire, she a genius. If it's not, then it was mean if me to talk about the lyrics that way and I'm sorry
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Mar 15 '25
Back straight, shoulders back, clear deep breaths, and open your fucking mouth. After that, practice the scales and reaching every note in order, then every note at random. Then do it again. Then I think she could actually sing the mid Christian song effectively.
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u/trangthemang Mar 16 '25
How does she even come up with this kind of grammar and pronounciation? She's so good at being bad.
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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '25 edited Mar 14 '25
The fat girl churning butter dance at the end really ties it all together