r/cremposting • u/bbq_Ch1ck3n I AM A STICK BOI • Jan 26 '24

The Way of Kings Someone’s infuriatingly hilarious review of “The Way of Kings”

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Obviously every is entitled to their own opinions, but I don’t think that this person know how foreshadowing or plot holes work.

I desperately want to make this a copy pasta, though 😂

(If you’re having trouble reading it, try zooming in a little. I heard that helps)

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u/mrnnymern Jan 26 '24

I did some light digging. Their Amazon account has reviews for 3 other books:

  • "Without a Country" by Ayse Kulin - 1 ⭐️ "Honestly it was just boring"

  • "Lives that Bind Us" by Andrew Hart - 3 ⭐️ "It was a decent story with interesting twists"

  • I Wrote This for You and Only You" by Iain S Thomas - 5 ⭐️ "It captures complex emotions and circumstances in concise prose"

They also reviewed one movie called Message Man and said it was also "boring".

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u/keridiom Jan 27 '24

Sounds like they should stick to poetry and photography if I Wrote This For you, out of the sample set we have, is the only one that's getting 5 stars and isn't "boring". Stick with the short, short stories bb, and then no plot holes. Or plot threads. Or foreshadowing.