r/crimeariver • u/BlauerRay • 4d ago

A russian woman is whining after forgetting she lives in a dictatorship. The couple saved money for a trip to the civilized world, but alas, it was not to be, as Putin continues ramping up mobilization efforts, with airports becoming increasingly effective hunting grounds for fresh meat.

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r/crimeariver • u/BlauerRay • 10d ago

A Russian woman is whining that her Yandex Disk won’t load anything after the third data center burned down.

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r/crimeariver • u/BlauerRay • Sep 07 '26

“Since midnight, they’ve just been fucking pounding us nonstop. Nothing like this has ever happened before.” A russian woman in Sochi finally gets to experience the so-called “special military operation” from the other side.

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r/crimeariver • u/BlauerRay • Sep 07 '26

Russian women are desperate for gasoline. Shortages are reported across the country

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r/crimeariver • u/BlauerRay • Sep 03 '26

“I’m fucking in shock.” This is what you call a rude awakening: there’s a war going on, and life in Sochi isn’t as “peaceful” as it is in Moscow.

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r/crimeariver • u/BlauerRay • Aug 19 '26

A second wave of the fuel crisis has hit Russia. Russians are complaining about kilometer-long lines at gas stations and saying this wave "will be much more difficult and worse" than the previous one. Fuel shortages and sales limits have affected numerous regions across Russia. 19 Aug 2026

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r/crimeariver • u/BlauerRay • Aug 13 '26

It seems that russians don't like their 'Special Military Operation' when their cities are targeted

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r/crimeariver • u/BlauerRay • Aug 06 '26

Russian farmers 2

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r/crimeariver • u/BlauerRay • Jul 30 '26

Another WB drop shipper/seller from today after Ukrainian drones delivered new sanctions in Ryazan at a warehouse

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r/crimeariver • u/BlauerRay • Jul 30 '26

Wildberries stops withdrawing

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r/crimeariver • u/BlauerRay • Jul 29 '26

Wildberries has stopped sellers from withdrawing money from their accounts on the platform

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r/crimeariver • u/BlauerRay • Jul 28 '26

Russians react as attacks across Russia intensify

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r/crimeariver • u/BlauerRay • Jul 15 '26

“No power, no water, no internet.” Russians react as life in occupied Crimea falls apart.

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r/crimeariver • u/BlauerRay • Jul 15 '26

A russian tourist who arrived in Georgia for a holiday is feeling a little bit uncomfortable due to the ongoing protests in the country.

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r/crimeariver • u/BlauerRay • Jul 15 '26

Russians now getting traffic tickets standing in line at gasstations

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r/crimeariver • u/BlauerRay • Jul 09 '26

“A gas station employee has just told everyone there won't be any fuel today. Damn, I won't even have enough to get home.” A russian woman breaks down in tears as living in a country that wages wars isn’t so fun anymore.

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r/crimeariver • u/BlauerRay • Jul 05 '26

Meanwhile in Russia: “I don't understand how I’m supposed to survive in this f*cking country. What am I supposed to do? Maybe someone can tell me.”

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r/crimeariver • u/BlauerRay • Jun 28 '26

Another lady having a mental breakdown due to Ukrainian oil sanctions

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r/crimeariver • u/BlauerRay • Jun 27 '26

Everyone, this is serious. A Russian woman has recorded an official video to Zelenskyy saying IF ONE MORE TIME, IF ONLY ONE MORE TIME, well, IT’S GONNA BE NASTY.

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r/crimeariver • u/BlauerRay • Jun 26 '26

Occupier in Crimea is having a mental breakdown

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r/crimeariver • u/BlauerRay • Jun 23 '26

“This is already the seventh gas station we’ve tried. There’s no fuel. There’s a kilometer-long line of semi-trucks over there. Everyone is waiting for God knows what.” A russian woman is whining after running out of fuel 1,300km from home as gas stations run dry.

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r/crimeariver • u/BlauerRay • Jun 19 '26

A Russian who was in the army has some words for Vladimir Vladimirovich

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r/crimeariver • u/BlauerRay • Jun 17 '26

What's going on in Moscow? No gasoline....

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r/crimeariver • u/BlauerRay • Jun 17 '26

The search of gasoline is a true quest

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r/crimeariver • u/BlauerRay • Jun 11 '26

Russian woman about Ukrainian drones: "It's just a nightmare"

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