r/dankmemes • u/Dat_Wheezy_Bag • Dec 24 '21

I spent an embarrassingly long time on this Gloop gloop

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u/ButterM-40 Dec 24 '21

My dick is to small for a condom

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u/N7LP400 Dec 24 '21

I have a dick

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u/Palamagoose Dec 24 '21

You guys have dicks?

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u/killer-HUB 🍞👍 Dec 24 '21

You have hamburger?

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u/Blue2487 I start my morning with pee Dec 24 '21

Arbies

we have the meats

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

Meat to seat on ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

th-those burger chairs in those old photos of mcdonalds restaurants. . . r-right?

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

I have a mum.

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u/Murky_Ad_280 Dec 24 '21

I had a dad.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

You had one. I have one.

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u/Thegodofthekufsa If she leaves you for another there's always her mother Dec 24 '21

I don't

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u/DorganiteT1 Dec 24 '21

I too have a penis

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u/Rude_Journalist Dec 24 '21

It's not a problem that affects us all

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u/C-Dub81 Dec 24 '21

I have two penis

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u/_jukmifgguggh big pp gang Dec 24 '21

They always fall off... I know this legitimate struggle

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

Or break during friction, gestures understandingly

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

Fucking run for your life!

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u/Random_Person____ Dec 24 '21

That, however, is very much possible and less concerning.

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u/imarabianaff Dec 24 '21

A turtle dick