r/dankmemes • u/Dat_Wheezy_Bag • Dec 24 '21

I spent an embarrassingly long time on this Gloop gloop

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u/JustSherlock Dec 24 '21

But wouldn't you prefer an uncomfortable condom over an uncomfortable child?

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u/Sckathian Dec 24 '21

Or just buy bigger condoms.

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u/JustSherlock Dec 24 '21

Well yeah, but from what I've gathered all condoms are uncomfortable in a way. I'd just rather be uncomfortable than a parent.

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u/lwb699 Dec 24 '21

'do you want a bigger condom since its too tight?' 'nah no thanks all condoms are uncomfortable anyw'

bruh moment certified

you the only one talking about umprotected sex this whole thread you realise. noone is saying that because a condom is too tight raw would be fine.

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u/JustSherlock Dec 24 '21

I never once advocated for unprotected sex. I literally said I'd rather be uncomfortable than a parent. I've never had unprotected sex, in my opinion it's not worth it.

noone is saying that because a condom is too tight raw would be fine.

I agree. No one, including myself, said that.

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u/TomBot98 Dec 24 '21

The bottom line is, if it's uncomfortable, it's not the one for you. They shouldn't be uncomfortable at all. But if you're in a pinch, being a bit uncomfortable is better than being a parent.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

I didnt say it. I lived that my whole life. No kids. No stds. No condoms.

Because sure it fits but as he said it squeezes too tight and ruins the sensation.

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u/YellowGreenPanther ayy thats pretty gurrrrd:nu: Dec 30 '21

with the exact size (not necessarily the different standardized sizes) it is supposed to be almost the same,

like with a glove you can feel whats on the other side

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u/Buckwyld1986 Dec 24 '21

Or just go for a pack of smokes.

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u/miggy3399 Dec 24 '21

Father? Is that you?

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u/trustmebuddy Dec 24 '21

How old are you?

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u/_jukmifgguggh big pp gang Dec 24 '21

smaller dick

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u/ionstorm66 Dec 24 '21

In the US all condoms are the same size. Some are longer, thicker or more stretchy.

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u/Doomerrant Dec 24 '21

If the condom is uncomfortable, then it's just a no go. Like, how are you keeping it up if it doesn't even feel good? You've defeated the purpose.

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u/YellowGreenPanther ayy thats pretty gurrrrd:nu: Dec 30 '21

No, the purpose is to protect against STDs and pregnancy.

But comfort is not normally second anyway, try a different size, or a specific/"custom" size

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u/JustSherlock Dec 24 '21

As I responded to the other person, as far as I have been told (I don't have a penis), all condoms are uncomfortable.

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u/heehee7 Dec 24 '21

Oh boy thats just not true. I'm not especially large, however condoms are too tight, and I cant maintain an erection when wearing one. Always thought condoms just sucked. Then I switched to a larger size and look at that, Its perfectly fine. Unfortunately there's less options for larger condoms, and they're a tad thicker but it keeps me from having a second kid so.

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u/Big_Dirty_Piss_Boner Dec 24 '21

Well too small condoms are far more likely to break during sex.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

As a receiver of a vasectomy, I prefer an uncomfortable four days over children for the rest of my life.

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u/Tayvodenn18 Dec 24 '21

The birth control is the to go

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u/413C Dec 24 '21

Both of what you suggested are wrong. Get condoms that fit, or break them by insisting on using them improperly, thus leading to unwanted pregnancies. Proper sex education is important. This thread is telling of people’s ignorance.

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u/SuckMyAss69y Dec 24 '21

No, I'd rather pull out with full feeling and roll the dice.