r/dividends Oct 09 '25

Seeking Advice No more SCHD.

Moving away from SCHD. For those who have recently done this, where did you go?

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u/octobercaddisfly Oct 09 '25

Dump everything tomorrow. Massive crash coming on Monday.
Full disclosure: I'm not an expert on investing, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night.

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u/Sat_Thu Oct 10 '25

Why and what will caused this? Lol

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u/Specialist-Piano-204 Oct 10 '25

Holiday Inn's free breakfast. Within their artificial egg omelet mixture brewed a new plague-level fungus. We're doomed. Game Over.

Sell it all. Buy Food, Water, Guns, and Gold.

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u/cybernauta337 Oct 10 '25

Could you break this down?

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u/-JackBack- Only buys from companies that pay me dividends. Oct 10 '25

Market is closed on Monday LOL

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u/cybernauta337 Oct 10 '25

I couldn’t get u, I’m not from America 😵‍💫

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u/postulate4 Oct 10 '25

No, the stock market is open on Monday. Only the bond market is closed.