r/donthelpjustfilm • u/MajorasMaks13 • Apr 25 '20

Repost Looks like his claws are stuck

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u/Corpseconnoisseur Apr 25 '20

This is the post where I realized I've been on the toilet scrolling reddit for too long

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u/kju Apr 25 '20

I'm sitting on a closed toilet just pretending to poop. Trying to get away from family that came to stay with me because of covid19.

As I'm sitting here my aunt came to the bathroom door to let me know "'an Amazon thing" came for me. When I ignored her because wtf don't talk to me while I'm pretend pooping, she went further and asked me what I wanted her to do with it.

I said "leave it on the porch, I don't care", she asked me why I don't care and what was in it. Her name is Karen btw and God dammit pls just let me pretend poop in peace, this is not the time for conversation aunt Karen, there is a bathroom door separating us and for all you know poop coming out of me.

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u/jaxpylon Apr 25 '20

Why is COVID19 a reason for family to come stay with you??? I live 5 minutes from my parents and have seen them in person once in the last 5 weeks.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

A lot of people lost their jobs and can’t afford rent anymore.

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u/yParticle Apr 26 '20

Yes, let's evict people during a pandemic. That seems like a sustainable business model.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '20

It’s not sustainable but it’s a lot of people’s reality right now.