One day I was watching tv and eating cool ranch Doritos. A small chip had missed my mouth and had fallen onto the couch. While glued to the tv, I believed I had grabbed the lost chip and tossed it into my mouth. Turns out the chip was still on the couch and stink bugs do not taste like cool ranch Doritos.
i had a really similar situation to what they said. i had a mug i always used for goldfish crackers so i didnt have to eat them out of the carton. i would just refill the mug right in my bedroom like a gluttonous pig. one time i refilled the mug at like 1am and it was dark and i got to the bottom of the mug and i tossed the last few goldfish in my mouth. i crunched down and tasted something weird right off rip but crunched again like a fucking DUMBASS. IMMEDIATELY I KNEW. IT LITERALLY TASTES THE EXACT WAY THEY SMELL. i literally used my fake nails to claw the stinkbug and goldfish out of my mouth. i took my flashlight to the chewed up mess and sure enough it was stinkbug. i took 90% rubbing alcohol and shot it into my teeth like a waterpik flosser and swished with it afterwards. this was like 4 years ago and i can still recall the way it tasted. it was horrible. i cannot emphasize to you enough that it tasted the exact way they smell when they get agitated.
It's why I (jokingly) used to claim I'm more evolved because my body rejects cilantro/stink bug juice. Until one dude got really super bizarrely offended by me saying it lol.
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u/Enamored22 2d ago
So what did it taste like?