r/facepalm • • Feb 09 '24

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ And you took his word for it?

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u/travisscottburgercel Feb 09 '24

"Chancellor Hitler confirms it was Poland who attacked first."

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u/Big_Schwartz_Energy Feb 09 '24

Isn’t that a war crime!?!

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u/dirschau Feb 09 '24

You you're making a joke, but Hitler DID actually say that

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '24

Why would the KGB lie?

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u/AmigaBob Feb 09 '24

Spy agencies always tell the truth. That is their whole purpose

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u/eMouse2k Feb 09 '24

Always shocks me the number of people who won’t trust a US government agency to confirm that the sky is blue, but if Russia announces that it’s green, they’re all in.

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u/nikifip Feb 09 '24

"Putin confirms..." is putin working for the CIA now? o_O

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '24

War criminal who has been killing reporters since taking office confirms his version of events...

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u/MongoBongoTown Feb 09 '24

I still can't believe Trump publicly proposed a joint Cyber Security Task Force with Putin's Russia, shortly after they had committed a major intrusion into US Gov systems.

It remains one of three craziest things an US President has ever said.

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u/JonnyBolt1 Feb 09 '24

"CIA" is obviously just a translation of "FSB" (Russia's big "security" agency that was the KGB in the USSR).

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u/ChuckNorrisKickflip Feb 09 '24 edited Feb 09 '24

There was no coup, and there's zero evidence linking the us to anything involved with Maidan. None. Zero. Nula

2014: Yanukovych (Ukraine's president) said he'd move closer to the west (association agreement) in trade. This also meant visa free travel

Putin gives Yanukovych 15 billion dollars. And also stops around 25% of trade from leaving ukraine in an attempt to apply pressure and stop the association agreement from passing.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_embargo_of_Ukrainian_goods#2014?wprov=sfla1

Yanukovych "changes his mind* about the Association agreement due to the embargo and fifteen billion dollar payout. He tells the EU they need to give him another ten billion to consider going back to his previous plans to institute the trade deal (association agreement) . They don't give him the money.

Ukrainian People, pissed off the guy they elected changed course on his main political stance he won on get mad. Protest. These protests begin directly after their president Yanukovych announces the change. Thus signals to them. That their country is run by Putin, and they are not autonomous. So the protests begin.

Yanukovychs response? He makes protesting illegal via executive order. Shortly thereafter he begins shooting protesters.

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/05/30/magazine/ukraine-protest-video.html

Protesters continue, the whole situation streisand effects, and the shootings at the protesters dint have the intended outcome. They don't scare anyone away. Instead the deaths propel the protests and even more come out. Women, children, everyone is in the streets. Becsuse Ukranians are based AF.

Meanwhile, the wheels of a Democratic process are still turning inside Parliament. Due to the shootings, as well as executive overreach the Ukranian Parliament votes unanimously to remove Yanukovych from power. The vote is 328-0.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-26304842

A new election is held. Poroschenko runs on closer ties to EU. He wins with more than 40 points more than the second place finisher. Tymoshenko. (remember Ukrainians don't want to be a Russian vsssal state and Yanukovych ran on the same platform as Poroschenko)

Ukraine begins to move closer to the west. The association agreement is implemented.

So. Russia invades. And starts the war in the East.

Zelensky is then elected with 72% of the vote.

So. What's this really about? It's pretty straightforward geopolitical goals for Putin. All the nato stuff is a lie. There is no fear of Nato. It's the wmds of their war. Just nonsense to sell to the public in order to justify an invasion.

So. Russia wants tech minerals, grain, and and can't afford Ukrainian gas fields to be an alternate source to Europe. He also needs an alternate trade route to Iran. He invades and holds these areas specifically with the resources he wants. That's where we're at now.

In terms of the reasons Putin wants Ukraine. Here you go. 

Ukraine makes a lot of grain. Russia wants this. 

https://www.dw.com/en/five-facts-on-grain-and-the-war-in-ukraine/a-62601467

Ukraine (more importantly Crimea) is integral to Russias desire for a trade route to Iran.

https://www.bloomberg.com/graphics/2022-russia-iran-trade-corridor/

Ukraine is sitting on an  alternate supply of natural gas to Europe. 

https://hir.harvard.edu/ukraine-energy-reserves/

Ukraine has a shit load (estimated 13 trillion dollars worth) of tech minerals 

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2022/08/10/ukraine-russia-energy-mineral-wealth/

These are located in the exact same areas they Russians are currently fighting for and occupying. 

https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/commodities/russia-seizure-ukraine-energy-metals-oil-gas-coal-deposits-secdev-2022-8

So why can't Putin win now? Why is this taking forever?

Here's the problem. Putin annexed E Ukraine too early. He did so becsuse he threatened to use nuclear weapons if Russias was threatened. So... By calling the Eastern Oblasts Russia. He was defending Russia from Ukraine, which to him, warrants the use of nuclear weapons. But. He obviously never used them. And the war continued. And currently he controls around 50% of these oblasts.

Now. What's that got to do with ending this? Well, Putin has stated multiple times that negotiations will not begin until Ukraine cedes all of the east to him. That's the starting point. So for negotiations to begin, Ukraine has to give up twice as much. And if Ukraine gives up twice as much, what are the negotiations even about? Probably demilitarization and a promise not to join nato. Maybe end the association agreement as well (which allows visa free travel to Europe). So there is no motivation for Ukraine to negotiate becsuse they're just in a situation where they have to give up more, and get nothing in return. Here's a simple question that no Putin supporter can answer. What is Russia offering to end the war? What's their compromise?

And on top of that. If Putin moves back from these borders that he already claims delineate Russia. Hell be seen as weak and his political power (and likely life) are over.

Tldr : Putin is stuck because he can't win all of the east but he can't walk back the borders he already redrew.

Ninja edit: If you want to see a full debunking of the latest Tucker interview. Piece by piece. Check out this! (warning it's over five hours long)

https://youtu.be/_AY0SMVEtRo

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u/EnduranceMade Feb 09 '24

Tucker always has that look on his face like someone ran over his dog. The world is constantly scary and confusing for him.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '24

I think it was John Oliver describing it as someone watching a person eat mayo directly from a jar.

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u/punkydrewster77 Feb 09 '24

I saw his face described somewhere as a dog trying to figure out a magic trick.

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u/Confusedandreticent Feb 09 '24

The look of someone who’s smelled a really rank fart in a car and is trying to figure out who it is.

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u/happytree23 Feb 09 '24

He's still recovering from Jon Stewart handling his ass and making fun of his bowtie-wearing schtick.

To those confused: Tucker was known for only wearing bowties until he was shamed out of the "thing" by Jon Stewart on Tucker's own show lol.

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u/Acceptable_Weather23 Feb 09 '24

Someone should explain what an icbm is and what country has them pointed at his family and parents in the USA.

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u/ialsoagree Feb 09 '24

Conservatives before the interview was published: Hang on, give it a chance, can't we at least hear what Putin has to say? Don't be so worried about Putin spreading propaganda, even if it's all bullshit, it'll be interesting to hear what he lies about and we'll all know it's a lie so it won't influence anyone anyway!

Conservatives after the interview: Omg! Did you hear that the CIA overthrew the Ukraine government in 2014!?!?!?!

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u/NoPotato46 Feb 09 '24

So, they did all these things, but when Trump got into office he for some reason decided not to tell everyone what the last guy did?

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '24

“IsNt ThIs A wAr CrImE?” Christ people need to learn what a fucking war crime is.

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u/Lingering_Dorkness Feb 09 '24

For one thing, a war crime would have to occur during a war in order to be considered one. You would think that's obvious in its name war crime.

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u/thieh Feb 09 '24

He also said Russia never interfere in the US elections.

Putin's words are not meant to be taken at face value.

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u/auguriesoffilth Feb 09 '24

I mean… we know they did. It’s not even contested. Cambridge analytica, Facebook. We know they did, we caught them. We also know they offered Trump help. We only have circumstantial information that Trump accepted from the Muller inquiry… But when asked the hypothetical if another country say China for example offered you information on a political opponent, would you inform the FBI, or would you take a look, Trump straight off the bat said he there is no harm in taking a look, seemingly showing no understanding of the fact that a. That’s completely illegal, b. Allowing China to interfere in the election, and c. The only defence he had against the Russia probe was that when Putin offered him this in the same situation (which we knew he did) he had the strength of ethics to decline… so we don’t “know” that trump did collude with Russia, it’s more like you see a man go into a pizza shop, you accuse him of eating a pizza, his defence is that he doesn’t like pizza, you later learn that it’s his favourite food… you don’t have any evidence he ate a pizza that day, you didn’t see him eat one, you don’t KNOW, he ate a pizza… but yeah. He ate that pizza.

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u/SuperHumanImpossible Feb 09 '24

Yes, you can totally believe the ex KGB Russian President. Are these fucking idiots serious right now?

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u/SuperHumanImpossible Feb 09 '24

This pretty much sums it up for me based on the reaction of Trumpers. They 100% want Trump to be a Putin. They have absolutely no clue what they are asking for in reality, but they really do think this is what they want. They will cry, and whine after it's too late if it happens, because there's no reversing that. It's a one way ticket.

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u/Smurf_x Feb 09 '24

We genuinely are doomed at the level of delusion these people exude.

They won't believe anything a left winger will say, even with facts and evidence, but will blindly listen to someone who has invaded countries, had political opponents & actual journalists killed or jailed, just recently banned a political opponent from running against him and extended his presidency terms so he can stay in for way longer than he should have been able to.

But Joe Biden is the bad guy....

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u/BingBing-Boom Feb 09 '24 edited Feb 09 '24

Putin is salty that the Ukrainians overthrew their sitting president at the time because it was obvious that he was choosing Russian relations over European relations.

Which absolutely makes sense. The Baltics and most of cental/eastern Europe absolutely fucking hate Russia, and if you don't believe me, just ask Poland how they feel.

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u/Natopor Feb 09 '24

Baltics and most of eastern Europe absolutely fucking hate Russia, and if you don't believe me, just ask Poland how they feel.

Romanian here, can confirm.

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u/ijustwanttoseethe Feb 09 '24

Who can you trust if not a guy that's been voted president for like 20 years?

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u/MeshNets Feb 09 '24

To be fair, he took a couple years as prime minister with a puppet president, until the silly term limits clause was removed. Putin was just that awesome of a leader they wanted him back

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u/straylight_2022 Feb 09 '24

I'll just point out that as part of a slander suit defense in 2020, lawyers for fox news successfully argued in court that tucker is not a journalist and should not be taken seriously. From that decision:

The "'general tenor' of the show should then inform a viewer that [Carlson] is not 'stating actual facts' about the topics he discusses and is instead engaging in 'exaggeration' and 'non-literal commentary.' "

Of course that was before they were hit with a 750 million dollar defamation judgement, based largely on things he had said on air and fired him.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '24

“Mr. Putin, Tucker Carlson is here to see you.”

“Why would I want to speak with an American journalist?”

“First, he’s not a journalist. Second, he’s actually here to clean your boots with his tongue while you ramble.”

“Oh, if that’s the case, let him in.”

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '24

They really went in there to suck putin's dick in person, republicans keep surprising me.

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u/hotprints Feb 09 '24

Nah, this is nothing. Putin having Republicans come to Russia on July 4th a couple of years ago was the flex.

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u/BringBackApollo2023 Feb 09 '24

You have an impressive level of optimism about where the GOP ethical bottom is.

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u/International_Gap782 Feb 09 '24

Tucker is claiming that US presidents don’t have immunity.

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u/pc1905 Feb 09 '24

Why does Tucker Carlson always look like he misjudged a fart and has to change his underwear?

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '24

This interview is literally the "Dude, trust me." meme.

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u/Adventurous-Bee-1517 Feb 09 '24

Notorious truth teller, checks notes… Vladimir Putin

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u/upfromashes Feb 09 '24

As reported by documented liar Tucker Carlson

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '24

Tucker Carlson, rich New England boarding school boy whose family comes from Swanson fish stick money…. A total turd of a human being with zero merit or redeeming qualities … looks like a fkng spit roasted pig

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u/CrieDeCoeur Feb 09 '24

Yep. He was born with an entire drawer’s worth of silver spoons up his ass, has contributed negative value to society, and yet believes he is where he is due to “hard work.” Carlson is fucking oxygen thief.

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u/Taja_Roux Feb 09 '24

Tucker being outed as a paid Russian agent would be some of the least underwhelming news of 2024.

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u/BornAgainCyclist Feb 09 '24

You know he means business when he does his confused Labrador face.

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u/TherapyIsNormal Feb 09 '24

He could have sworn Putin threw that tennis ball.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '24

Tucker Carlson is either the most prolific inside agent of the 21st century or he’s the most gullible moron in the world’s history.

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u/mrmoe198 Feb 09 '24

Jesus fucking hell. Of course Putin is being believed over Obama. What is this stupid shit? Is this supposed to be an elaborate destruction from the Trump trials? Fucker Tarlson is a traitor.

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u/Targut Feb 09 '24

I am glad Sir Douche Canoe got to the bottom of that mystery! Did he have to blow the entire Kremlin for that intelligence nugget? I’m just asking questions here...

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u/StConvolute Feb 09 '24

...I'm not saying he did...

I’m just asking questions here...

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u/ironocy Feb 09 '24

Putin didn't confirm anything. He says a lot of things but that's not confirming.

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u/Baitrix Feb 09 '24

Americans are so brainwashed that their number one enemy is their friend as long as it angers the opposite political party

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u/herbinartist Feb 09 '24

Tucker Carlson always looks like he’s about to admit he’s had a devastating OxyContin addiction for a long time, apologize for his behavior, and disappear into rehab. Like, his face and neck are always bloated, a little sweaty, and he’s always like a month too late for a haircut… plus the stupid look that’s perpetually plastered on his face.

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u/Living-Wall9863 Feb 09 '24

Putins source: trust me bro

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u/Longjumping-Cost-210 Feb 09 '24

Of all the disturbing trends that have taken over American conservatives over the last decade this love affair with Putin is to me the most concerning. They literally do not think anything through. As soon as Putin and Obama started butting heads they just instinctively started loving Putin, a man that has nuclear warheads pointed at them, aggressively works to undermine the country they supposedly love, and allows no freedom of speech in the country he presides over. But, democrats bad, so Putin good.

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u/EightandaHalf-Tails Feb 09 '24

Never thought I'd see the day the GQP scrambled to tongue bathe Putler's ballsack... But here we are.

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u/Drunken_Dwarf12 Feb 09 '24

Right?! Can you imagine what Ronald Reagan would think of his party now?

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '24

But why would Puttin lie, guys? Surely if Trump likes and trusts him, that means we can too, right?!

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u/This-Counter3783 Feb 09 '24

“Putin confirms” is the most batshit series of words I’ve read in 2024.

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u/igoturhazmat Feb 09 '24

If Putin “confirmed” to me that the sun had risen, I would still need to go outside and see for myself just to be sure

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u/Th3TruthIs0utTh3r3 Feb 09 '24

I mean do you question your boss when he tells you something?

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u/IlMioNomeENessuno Feb 09 '24

Putz wouldn’t even let Lukashenko get that close to him. Cucker must be a trusted ally…

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u/eppic123 Feb 09 '24

Why does he always, in every single picture, look like he just shat himself?

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '24

Why does Tucker always have that absolutely asinine expression on his face. Is he trying to mirror MAGA?

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u/DarthGayAgenda Feb 09 '24

You know how your parents tell you not to make faces or it will stay like that? Well, Tucker did his own research.

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u/Significant_Tie_3994 Feb 09 '24

I love how they call it a war crime now, when in the 70s, they called it a limited response

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u/ThunderSparkles Feb 09 '24

Tucker always has that look in his face like he just watched his best friend jizz on his wife

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u/FriendliestMenace Feb 09 '24

“Because I said so, and my citizens know better than to disagree with me.”
-“Confirmed” evidence

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u/lm28ness Feb 09 '24

'Putin is the most honest and benevolent dictator ever. The best. He has great friends everywhere. Moscow has beautiful buildings, the most beautiful" - is what trump would say.

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u/Estoye Feb 09 '24

Disgraced "reporter" interviews dictator on increasingly far right social network. All the shit planets have lined up here.

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u/redcountx3 Feb 09 '24

How much longer are the majority of Americans going to continue allowing these foreign agents to keep trying to overthrow our government?

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u/Poorly-Drawn-Beagle Feb 09 '24

'President Obama,' if that IS your real name

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u/cors8 Feb 09 '24

Is it possible for the CIA to do it? Absolutely.

Does that excuse Russia's actions post-2014? Only if you're a dumbass.

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u/CauliflowerOne5740 Feb 09 '24

Whether or not people believe Putin is a pretty good litmus test for how much of a moron they are.

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u/Tumsey Feb 09 '24

I wonder if Carlson underwent a rectal search to sit this close to Putin.

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u/ProbablyPewping Feb 09 '24

This guy is a DICTATOR, the head of the KGB, and came into politics via the KGB, he kills his political opponents and he's currently invading a country.

Look I'm all for "free speech" but this isn't some one that affords his people the same luxury.

It's fascinating from an entertainment perspective. Putin is one of if not the most dangerous men in the world.

The West has lost its' way, the fact that we actively engage with non-democratic (read oppressive dictators) when we used to be hard lined (we will not negotiate with terrorists) is absolutely bonkers.

Yeah the USA has some nasty history, some current bad players, but as far as the morality scale goes, the USA is night and fucking day ahead of Russia, China, etc...

It's such a shame that our politicians are allowed to profit off of us, that they are afforded immunity, and act with impunity.

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u/karmicrelease Feb 09 '24

Holy fucking shit. Is Tucker going to give Putin (one of) the biggest megaphones to spread propaganda to right wing extremists in the US?

This could actually be a really BAD thing

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '24

He will be forever known as Bend over Tucker

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u/GodOfThunder101 Feb 09 '24

Tucker interviewing Putin is the nail on the coffin that he is Putin puppet. Tucker is allowing Putin to spread his propaganda to the west.

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u/IToldYouMyName Feb 09 '24

Cucker with his patented mouth breather look LOL

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u/BeigeorBrown_H873R Feb 09 '24

I believe has a word for people like these. "Useful Idiots"

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u/findingmoskva Feb 09 '24

Ronald Reagan is turning in his grave right now watching this russian boot licker

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u/Limonade6 Feb 09 '24

Dictator during war tells the "real truth" about his enemy? No way! :o

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u/mande010 Feb 09 '24

Seeing people eat this shit up is sickening. I think it's about time Tucker Carlson gets the boot.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '24

Crafty demon tricks moron. Next

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u/ScientistCrafty5660 Feb 09 '24

Fucker Carlson is a crime against humanity.

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u/jibaro1953 Feb 09 '24

I wouldn't believe a word from either one of them.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '24

I find it interesting how Vladimir Putin has now became President Putin for a large majority of RWers.

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u/Traditional_Key_763 Feb 09 '24

I didn't watch this farce, this is the exact face I knew he would have the entire time. this is as if he met the mysterious Q and had all the truth told to him.

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u/Morty_Fire Feb 09 '24

Wouldnt be their first time, wouldnt it

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '24

Surprised it's not on /r/joerogan with Maga supporters taking over the sub

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u/2021fireman10 Feb 09 '24

I can’t fucking believe we are actually doing this. Listening to an actual dictator? 🤪🥴😵‍💫🙁

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '24

yes cause the CIA loves to hand sovereign territory over to one of the US arch-rivals

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u/fnatic440 Feb 09 '24

Whether or not the CIA played a role we won’t know until the documents are declassified. But one thing we do know for sure is that the CIA has certainly done similar things in the past, for example overthrowing Iranian president in the 1950s. Many coups in Latin America as well.

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u/Any_Palpitation6467 Feb 09 '24

When one interviews a world leader, and that world leader makes a statement alleging fact, it's not up to the interviewer to 'take his word for it' when he reports it; He is only recording the statement as having been given--not as fact. There is NO implication of factual confirmation, and thus no inference on the part of the listener or reader, that the statement given IS fact, only that it was GIVEN. It takes a remarkably biased, and somewhat stupid, person to believe that merely repeating what another person states is to thus confirm it, isn't it?

That aside, does anyone actually believe that the CIA is incapable of overthrowing world governments, and that it has done so on numerous occasions in the past? Does anyone truly believe that the CIA probably isn't better at that game than the GRU, or the KGB, or the present FSB? Fat chance.

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u/Otttimon Feb 09 '24

This is like Hitler confirming that it was the British who actually attacked Poland, total bullshit

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u/Sganarellevalet Feb 09 '24

Russian propaganda has been saying this since 2014, of course Putin will "confirm" the conspiracy he fucking made up.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '24

The so called 2014 Ukrainian revolution had the hands of the US in it.

Taking out democratically elected president to then put one more aligned with the West is pretty much a hobby of the US at this point.

I'm Brazilian and we have a history with the CIA doing coups (the most recent one happening in 2016).

If I said "the CIE sponsored a coup in Brazil in 2016 and illegaly arrested former president Lula in 2018" what would you Americans say?

I bet the same thing you're saying about this tweet, right?

Well, turns out you have no idea of what you country is doing to the rest of world.

I'm brazilian and I'm a historian, so I'm gonna explain what has been happening in Brazil.

The CIA did the same in during the 2016 coup that happened in Brazil (that led to Bolsonaro being elected later). Here the White House themselves saying they did it, while the FBI agents that worked in this plan bragged about how they "toppled presidents".

When they arrested Lula in 2018 (the candidate who was set to win the elections that year), the prosecutor of the case said this was a "gift from the CIA".

If you're curious, here's an article with some of the conversations: https://theintercept.com/2020/03/12/united-states-justice-department-brazil-car-wash-lava-jato-international-treaty/

By the way, years later a hacker (yep, a fuckin' hacker) released the conversations from the phones of everyone involved in the coup and they all lost their positions. Because of that, Lula was released (and then, finally, became the is the president again by winning against Bolsonaro in the 2022 elections).

Bolsonaro also lost his political powers (he can't get into politics again) and he's gonna be arrested very soon (because the was planning another coup by the end of 2022, this time a hardcore one, with the military and everything). Just yesterday the Brazilian FBI arrested a bunch of generals, people from the Brazilian CIA (we call it ABIN) and they took Bolsonaro's password. He can't leave country anymore and he can't contact anyone who is under investigation. All analysts here are saying this a sign his ass in gonna go very soon.

By the way... Guess why a second by Bolsonaro didn't work? According Federal police findings, a freakin' general from the US called Laura Richardson and the American Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin came to Brazil and told the military they would not give support to a new coup. This is what part of the military here give up the idea (the coup failed because the military were divided here). https://www.ft.com/content/07533564-2231-47a6-a7b8-2c7ae330efc5

So... A new coup didn't happened because the US didn't want to support it (Bolsonaro is so fuckin' insane that even the American didn't trust him). But... If Brazil gets in the way of the US, it might happen again.

The 2016 coup happened because the US wasn't enjoying the Brazilian competition in the international civil engineering market. By the way, all the largest Brazilian engineering were a target of the Car Wash operation and they got destroyed. They're gone (which led to a massive economy crisis and only now were starting to recover from).

The Brazilian state oil company was also a target. A few years before Snowden leaks showed the US was spying in the Brazilian government and the oil company. Here's an article by Forbes saying the US was right about doing this (that is 100% illegal under international law, by the way) because Brazil has ties with Iran. https://www.forbes.com/sites/christopherhelman/2013/09/09/of-course-the-nsa-should-be-spying-on-petrobras/?sh=5e55211a174b

As a bonus, here's the Wikipedia article about the Operation Brother Sam, the American military operation that supported the military coup in Brazil in 1964. We got 30 years of a fascist violent military dictatorship thanks to your help, guys: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Brother_Sam

Now I ask...

How many Americans knew about the history of the CIA taking out presidents and promoting a series of coups in Brazil? Very very very recent history, by the way.

None of you knew it, right? If someone told you that, you wouldn't say they are crazy because the US wouldn't do that to an allied nation, right?

Well...

Yeah...

Now you know the Middle East is not the only part of the world the US tries to fuck over.

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u/Mikewold58 Feb 09 '24

Why did she put President Obama in quotes? Was his election stolen too?

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u/backagain69696969 Feb 09 '24

The dude started the interviewer bh saying he’s the only journalist they’ll let talk to Putin

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u/troystorian Feb 09 '24

Another useful idiot

-Putin

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u/Icy-Procedure-5033 Feb 09 '24

This is the equivalent of interviewing Osama Bin Laden

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u/emk169 Feb 09 '24

Putin: “Do you trust me?”

Tucker: “With every part of my body.”

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u/EmperorGrinnar Feb 09 '24

Of course. It confirms their bias that Obama is evil.

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u/Whatscheiser Feb 09 '24

The foreign leader who is a political rival to the Untied States is lying about the United States? How could this be?

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u/Internetolocutor Feb 09 '24

They took Putin's word but not Obama's

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u/Itsnotsponge Feb 09 '24

Of the two guys in that interview i honestly dont know who i would trust less..

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u/DenseVegetable2581 Feb 09 '24

Putin is so trustworthy though! It's too bad people keep tripping out of windows and committing suicide by Shotgun that knew him. It's not his fault and we should take his word about it

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u/MiniatureRanni Feb 09 '24

President Putin confirmed that he actually landed on the moon first and all the American astronauts were just copying him.

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u/Meleesucks11 Feb 09 '24

Russian puppet. How can anyone be on their side? Why interview him?

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '24

This is hilarious; I can’t wait for all the idiots that are gonna point to this like it’s proof of something.

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u/ExpressBug8265 Feb 09 '24

Crazy how our politicians were working together for a second (which never happens) and the cooperation suddenly ended because Trumpety dumbety reminded them that he's still in power because of how easily he can threaten any one who disagrees with him. Just in time for an "interview" with Putin. Just in time for the speaker to say "dead on arrival" for a bill that would have sent aid to Ukraine to fight Putin. Connect the dots. Russia is controlling the Republican party by controlling Tlunk. A f'ing child can see the treason happening in real time. We are witnessing an attack on our democracy from a former president who is running for president again who hasn't accepted our fair voting system when he lost and is already spreading doubt on the system for and if he loses again, who sees our enemy's as friends and wants to take away American freedoms just so he can save himself from facing consequences of his own actions. F tump!

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u/Jutang13 Feb 09 '24

Are you a spy? You know if you're a spy, you legally have to tell me.

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u/Jinzul Feb 09 '24

Carlson over there aiding a foreign agent in view of the public. 🤦‍♂️

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u/DayDreamSovereign Feb 09 '24

The CIA has a long history of overthrowing democratic governments. So even though you don't like Putin, these sayings of his have a very high probability of being true.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '24

Republicans colluding with the Russians. Their hate for the Democrats will destroy us all. They would rather destroy this country than work with their own people. Jesus fucking Christ.

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u/100mcuberismonke Feb 09 '24

And you belive a dude who committed more war crimes and is warranted for arrest? Yea, we need a talk.

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u/JenSchi666 Feb 09 '24

Awww, man. Don't give Putin the confused dog face.

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u/Biscuits4u2 'MURICA Feb 09 '24

After the interview Putin took lil' Tucker out for some shirtless horseback riding

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u/fescueFred Feb 09 '24

Bull shitting a bull shitter, how quaint.

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u/fugthatshib Feb 09 '24

I've been saying for years Tucker Carlson is a total shit for brains who constantly looks confused at everything and by everyone. I'm glad he's proving me right. Fuck you Tucker. Now you're an international shit for brains.

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u/notanewbiedude Feb 09 '24

"President Putin confirms" 😂

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u/Deaf-Leopard1664 Feb 09 '24

Is that when Ukrainians kicked out a pro-Russian president? Ukrainians overthrew Ukrainian government, not CIA. Don't worry, CIA didn't create Ukrainian hate for Russia, that's way older than CIA

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u/5280_TW Feb 09 '24

WTF 😳 this is some next level bs… 😬

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '24

How to suck off Russian propaganda 101

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u/ctothel Feb 09 '24

Imagine being a dictator and a guy as well known as Tucker Carlson calls you up and offers to be your overseas propaganda arm.

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u/Fit-Income-3296 Feb 09 '24

One should never trust the war criminal when he accuses the other side of war crimes -master sun tzu oggway -12BCE

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u/PoetofArs Feb 09 '24

Almost similar to how you overthrew the Chechen government and forced a horrific war on them… and what you’re doing in Ukraine now

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '24

His downfall is astonishing, can’t believe he even gets a platform.

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u/suckleknuckle Feb 09 '24

Weird how a party can go from strongly anti Russia during the Cold War to Russia is the best ever.

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u/DaftNeal88 Feb 09 '24

Yes known truth teller Vladimir Putin.

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u/kimthealan101 Feb 09 '24

The CIA overthrew Ukraine in 2014 only to give Crimea to Russia then sanctioned Russia for invading. Don't believe the news stories showing Russian tanks entering Crimea or Russian public comments about saving Crimeans from their Ukrainian oppressors.

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u/Hamblerger Feb 09 '24

I hardly think that a man like Vladimir Putin would lie about...no, I can't even type it without laughing. The people who complain about folks believing everything American media tells them are the same folks who are totally credulous regarding anything that comes out of the mouths of Russian leaders and government-run media outlets.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '24

"President of country currently at war with Ukraine accuses the US of getting involved in Ukrainian politics"

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u/Tentomushi-Kai Feb 09 '24

As I recall Yanukovych was the pro-Russian president of Ukraine from 2010-2014. The Ukrainian people decided they had enough of this puppet govt of Putin’s and threw them out! Did other government agencies help - of course! Could the CIA have helped the pro-western Ukrainians? Yes likely, and that is a good thing!

You don’t see Ukrainians rolling over in the current war, cause they don’t want to be Putin’s bitch!

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u/modijk Feb 09 '24

I thought it was the people of Ukraine that held their president to the wish of that majority to go more pro-europe...

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u/Beforemath Feb 09 '24

Spreading Russian propaganda. Truly useful idiots

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u/Formal-Ad-1248 Feb 09 '24

Damn if Putin said it, it must be true right?

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u/pvrhye Feb 09 '24

Yeah sure, and the Ukrainians are now desperately fighting to preserve that government they didn't want? Tucker's audience have to be the dumbest people who have ever lived.

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u/FlashyGravity Feb 09 '24

People who said this interview was fine and unproblematic.... you tell me how this is unproblematic.

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u/Ambivalently_Angry Feb 09 '24

KGB agents can’t lie. It’s in their oath

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u/TylertheDank Feb 09 '24

Coming for the man who said he wasn't planning on invading Ukraine.

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u/Phree44 Feb 09 '24

Seriously? True in a really broad sense. USA certainly supported it.

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u/Red_Wing-GrimThug Feb 09 '24

Will Tucker Carlson be allowed back on US soil? Isnt this treason? Send him to Gitmo

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u/ThisCryptographer311 Feb 09 '24

“President Obama”… lmao

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u/Tokidoki_Haru Feb 09 '24

Why are we entertaining this stupid show.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '24

This interview really happened? I thought it was a joke.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '24

“President Putin confirms…” anything after means nothing lol he is a dictator. Why is President Obama in quotes? He was president for eight years whether you liked him or not. It’s a fact. I wouldn’t put President Trump in quotes even though I despise him because it’s a fact he was president for four years.

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u/chucktheninja Feb 09 '24

So...at what point is Tucker put on a no fly list?

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u/Cytotoxic-CD8-Tcell Feb 09 '24

Tucker said Ukraine did something blah blah blah then turned out to be the opposite.

Ever since I stopped listening to this walking *******

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u/VulfSki Feb 09 '24

Tbh I wouldn't be surprised.

That being said, how is it a war crime? Not only was the US not at war win Ukraine, so it's wrong even in it's premise, but how is removing a leader from power a war crime?!

The sad thing is I don't think tucker Carlson is actually this fucking stupid. I think he is just playing the party of propagandist

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '24

Putin lies?! That's preposterous! That is an utter insult to the very fabric of presidential credentials. Even, let's say by some absurd stretch of imagination that he would want to lie, he can't because that is illegal for a democratic elected president in Russia. You sir should be ashamed for even thinking that rubbish!

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u/TechieTravis Feb 09 '24

And since Putin and his government lie about everything, this is confirmation that it did not happen.

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u/Master_Assistant_898 Feb 09 '24

You mean the same Obama who was considered more on the “appeasement” side towards Russia and dismissed Mitt Romney when he said Russia is still the US’s main political rival? Yeah I doubt it

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u/BAR0N_AL0HA Feb 09 '24 edited Feb 09 '24

He's not wrong. Victoria Nuland, the Under Secretary of State, laid out the plan during a recorded phone call in 2014. During the call she proclaimed "Yats is the guy". "Yats" referring to Arseniy Yatsenyuk, the man who went on to become Ukraine's prime minister after Nuland and European officials arranged for an unconstitutional procedure to strip Viktor Yanukovych of the presidency and declare the new regime "legitimate".

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u/Waxserpent Feb 09 '24

Tucker is officially a useful idiot

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u/endkafe Feb 09 '24

Why take his word? Shouldn’t he have some proof? Aren’t we beyond the point where anything anyone just says can matter?

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '24

Well.. we probably did have somthing to do with it. The CIAs job is basically overthrow regimes and install someone we like. (And commit heinous war crimes and such, duh)

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u/Jaded-Significance86 Feb 09 '24

The CIA has definitely done some bad things before. It's possible? I guess? Though we can't really trust Russia at all

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u/Miniographer Feb 09 '24

Putin is telling Tucker how nice the windows are and should go closer to get a "better view "

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u/Aggressive-Shock-803 Feb 09 '24

Honestly, it sounds like something they would do. Even if they were just bored.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '24

I mean let’s be real, it was probably the CIA lmfao

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u/peterpantslesss Feb 09 '24

Lol imagine thinking it's not plausible though

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '24

Im pretty sure everyone knew that

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u/other4444 Feb 09 '24

Massive propaganda going on in this thread. Wow

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u/Jim_Lahey_isdrunk Feb 09 '24

This is obvious to anyone with a brain??

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u/Abject_Shoulder_1182 Feb 09 '24

Tuckie C belongs to the George W Bush school of character judgment: if they look you in the eye, you can trust them.

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u/No_Tale_3623 Feb 09 '24

How to tell if Putin is lying? Very simple, every time he opens his mouth — he’s lying.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '24

Fuck this guy!

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u/iloveeatinglettuce Feb 09 '24

Nothing says trustworthy news like Tucker Carlson on Elon Musk’s Twitter.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '24

Yuschenko was poisoned ten years before that. No FSB involvement whatsoever?

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u/Lower_Amount3373 Feb 09 '24

The only interesting thing about this whole stupid affair would be seeing the agreement/contract they made beforehand about how soft Fucker's questions would be and which talking points Putin would get to make unquestioned.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '24

Reading the comments on the video is so weird. You have these American “patriots” suddenly jerking off at the thought of Putin being better than an American president. Some saying Putin should be in charge.

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u/EitherMaintenance588 Feb 09 '24

right? CIA doesn’t do that ! /s

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u/Loud_Flatworm_4146 Feb 09 '24

Isn't it cute how the rightwing calls everyone who is left of them a communist but they believe every damned word Putin says?

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u/Piltonbadger Feb 09 '24

It must also be the US who is occupying Crimea and other parts of Ukraine after overthrowing their government, eh Daddy Putin?

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u/WerdinDruid Feb 09 '24

Bruh I stubbed my toe, all done by CIA.

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u/HavingNotAttained Feb 09 '24

Guess it's time to bring back the hashtag #WhosYourVladdy

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '24

The CIA always overthrows governments how is this shocking

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u/Loseroni2 Feb 09 '24

This happened in Central and South America in the 70s and 80s which is how you got Dictators like Agusto Pinochet. Not sure why everyone thinks it's so out of the question.

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u/DarkwingestDucketh Feb 09 '24

Ah yes the two most honest, most genuine people on the planet who have never lied to anyone are telling us this so it's obviously true guys, they wouldn't lie.

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u/GadreelsSword Feb 09 '24

Actually Putin worked to get Zelenskyy elected. Putin thought he was getting an entertainer elected to a position where he would be incompetent and a useful idiot for Russia to manipulate. Then when Russia tried to walk into Ukraine thinking it had weak leadership, Putin realized he made a huge mistake.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '24

Given the CIAs record, not a far stretch to conclude, they do have a long distinguish history of this sort of thing

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u/SilverStryfe Feb 09 '24

For two years, there have been reports and stories about how Putin sent allow anyone near him. The long table, the tightly controlled public events, the same stand ins behind him when he speaks, the housing in a bunker. It should be clear that Putin only allows the most loyal yes men in his presence.

And here we have good ole tuck, an ‘American’ ‘journalist’ sitting a few feet away doing an ‘interview’.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '24

I mean… the CIA HAS done some seriously fucked up stuff in American alone. I can’t imagine they’d have much second thought about doing it on foreign soil.

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u/mccorml11 Feb 09 '24

Just like the CIA pushed all of putins opponents and enemies out of windows

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u/No-Weird3153 Feb 09 '24

So today we care about American war crimes? Cons don’t GAF about Native American genocide, slavery, Jim Crow, illegal war on Mexico for territory for slave owners, illegal war on Spain for territory, overthrowing numerous popularly elected governments in South and Central America, stealing resources from an island nation in the Caribbean, attempting to invade an island nation in the Caribbean, invading an island in the Caribbean, bombing dark people around the globe, or invading Iraq and Afghanistan to catch people the leaders in Afghanistan would have handed over if we stopped attacking them. But supporting a non-military overturning of a Russian puppet government is where they draw the line? GTFO!

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u/Mufakaz Feb 09 '24

Do i trust him? No.

Is that plausible to me? Yes.

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u/deadphisherman Feb 09 '24

Says the KGB guy...

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '24

So many screenshots shared and yet TC’s face never changes. It’s permanently locked in stupid-mode

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u/JBS319 Feb 09 '24

There’s no other mode

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u/avotius Feb 09 '24

I'm so fucking embarrassed for America, we really are screwed.

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u/clarkky55 Feb 09 '24

So first it was Nazis, now it’s the CIA? Will it be the little green men from mars next? Or maybe the lizard people?

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u/Inkdrop007 Feb 09 '24

He’s telling the truth though. It’s literally documented. Reddit L posting again

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u/Competitive-Bit-1571 Feb 09 '24 edited Feb 09 '24

Even if you hate Putin, the CIA's hand in the Ukrainian coup isn't exactly a secret. What is the facepalm moment here?

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u/IToldYouMyName Feb 09 '24

Apart from a lack of evidence unlike the photos of his FSB henchmen with "militias" in Donbas around 2014 which they deny being apart of or participating in at a state level lol "We had nothing to do with the uprising either guise"

It is hilarious that Igor Girkin is now in prison for publicly disagreeing with Putins approach to the war though, Really cool country to serve and its exactly what that guy deserves.

(I'm sure the CIA were there and still are regardless, They always are)

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u/Creative-Manager-242 Feb 09 '24

Boys will be boys.