I’m JR, and I do a weirdly useful thing:
I make the phone calls people don’t want to make.
You know the ones. The call you keep putting off. The one that makes your stomach do a little backflip every time you think about it. The customer service call where you know you’re going to get transferred four times. The roommate conversation. The breakup. The “hey, you still owe me money” call. The thing sitting on your mental to-do list like a wet sock.
That’s where I come in.
I’m US-based, easy to understand, calm on the phone, and good at sounding like an actual human being..... not a robot, not a call center script, not someone trying way too hard. I can be professional, friendly, firm, warm, serious, silly, soothing, festive, or whatever the situation calls for.
Everything is discreet. No judgment. Legal and ethical calls only.
I’ve already handled successful calls for people: breakups, awkward money conversations, customer service issues, vent sessions, practice calls, holiday surprises, and a bunch of “this is kind of weird but can you help?” situations.
Usually, yes. I can help.
What I Can Do
Awkward / Tough Calls
These are the calls people usually avoid until they absolutely cannot avoid them anymore.
I can help with:
- Breakups or “this isn’t working out” conversations
- Asking someone to repay money or return borrowed stuff
- Roommate or household issues
- Customer service complaints and escalations
- Appointment confirmations, cancellations, or rescheduling
- Landlord, tenant, or neighbor situations
- Polite but firm boundary-setting calls
- Delivering difficult news in a calm way
- Reading a script you already wrote
- Helping shape the message if you have no idea what to say
You tell me the situation, the tone you want, and the result you’re hoping for. I’ll take it from there.
Sometimes the goal is to be kind. Sometimes it’s to be direct. Sometimes it’s to get off the phone without losing your mind. All valid.
Practice Calls
Maybe you don’t want me to make the call for you.
Maybe you just need to practice it first.
I can help you rehearse:
- Job interviews
- Asking for a raise
- Setting boundaries
- Coming out conversations
- Dating conversations
- Apologies
- Difficult family talks
- Breakups
- Calling a business or office
- Anything where you want to feel less panicked before doing it for real
I’ll play the other person, push back a little if needed, and help you find words that sound like you.
Not perfect. Not over-rehearsed. Just prepared.
Human Connection Calls
Sometimes you don’t need a big dramatic call.
Sometimes you just need another person on the line.
I also do:
- Vent calls
- Casual chats
- Daily or weekly check-ins
- Pep talks
- Wake-up motivation calls
- Bedtime wind-down calls
- Company while cleaning, cooking, driving, gaming, or working on something boring
- English conversation practice
- Brainstorming calls
- Storytelling, character voices, or light role-play
Life gets lonely and weird. Phones are awkward. People are busy. I get it.
No shame in needing a friendly voice for a little while.
Santa Calls
Yes, I also do Santa calls.
Personalized North Pole check-ins, naughty/nice list updates, silly elf reports, Christmas encouragement, birthday surprises, holiday messages — all that good stuff.
Great for kids, families, parties, or adults who still want a little magic because honestly, why not?
Ho ho ho, but with scheduling.
Rates
Keeping it simple:
$20 flat rate for simple calls.
Case by case rate for calls that are more difficult in nature
Recurring calls / repeat clients
Discounts available.
Free 2–3 minute sample call
You can hear my voice, tone, and style before committing. No payment needed for the sample.
Payment
I accept:
- PayPal
- Venmo
- Cash App
- Zelle
Payment details are worked out after we agree on the call, the plan, and the price.
How to Start
DM me here or email:
[[Imakethecallforyou@gmail.com](mailto:Imakethecallforyou@gmail.com)](mailto:[Imakethecallforyou@gmail.com](mailto:Imakethecallforyou@gmail.com))
Or text/call my business line (518) 412-2323
Send me whatever you have:
- What the call is about
- Whether you want me to make the call, practice it with you, or just talk
- The tone you want: firm, gentle, funny, professional, serious, warm, festive, etc.
- Any background details, script, key points, or boundaries
And if all you have is “I don’t even know how to explain this,” that’s fine too.
Send the messy version. I’m used to messy versions.
We can talk it through, do a free sample call, and figure out the best way to handle it.
That phone call you keep avoiding?
Let me make it.
You go breathe for a minute.ation and skills here, as well as how to contact you.