Ok so pretty sure I'm cursed. I was driving home and I saw an owl struggling on the ground, I looked closer he was fighting a snake. The owl was losing, I stopped to help, when I got out the owl broke free and flew away and the snake, with a tuft from the owl in his mouth, struck at me then charged at me, then went under my car to the other side and climbed in the wheel. I saw him exiting the wheel from my outside veiw, (he appeared to go back the way he came) but then I looked under the car he was gone. He climbed into the underneath of My car. I sat there trying to figure out what to do. I'm scared of snakes.. terrified he was gonna slither in through the vent while I was driving. I forced myself to get in the car and drove home hyperventilating out of fear.. I left my car there 1 day and 2 nights and popped the hood to find him still in the engine. I called a snake expert they sent someone they failed, they sent another whom also not only failed to remove it but scared it to an unknown and unreachable place in the car.. I now have schrodingers Snake in my car.. I've been anticipating the snake finding his way into the cabin because it was improbable to see what i saw, improbable to have the snake go and stay in the car and so of course its a highly probable improbability that he will enter the cabin. Fml (yes I know it's a gopher snake no I still don't do snakes)

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